Yoga Pants are Irresponsible

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  • MeMaybe
    MeMaybe Posts: 15
    Haha, I thought this was about something different. I was in a yoga class once and a girl in the row in front of me was wearing tiny yoga panties. Basically very short yoga pants.
    She wasn't wearing knickers. *blush*
    I started to follow instruction to hold my hands on the floor, stretch my back leg out and look straight ahead, and saw WAY too much! I proceeded to try not to look when in certain positions, and resorted to closing my eyes. It's really hard to giggle whilst holding certain poses!
    Yikes!
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    Dammit! That's not the way it works. I notice skinny girls with great butts wearing yoga pants and have started wearing them 24 hours a day in hopes that I, too, will become a skinny girl with a great butt.

    You are irresponsible for defaming yoga pants.

    Sorry, N=1, It's science, yo.

    Not sure here. Every time I see my wife in yoga pants I want to wear her *kitten* as a hat........

    I think they do that to all men..

    Then why in the name of f--k-berry pie would anyone want to ban them?

    Men see woman in tight pants. Men want to get into tight pants. Women smile and say whatever to men. Men go home and smack it to porn. It is the circle of life.
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    If you take away my yoga pants, I WILL cut you. I effin' live in those things.
  • bethfartman
    bethfartman Posts: 363 Member
    Hilarious. I totally agree.
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    I only got my yoga pants while losing weight. My nemesis are jeans with stretch. :-P
    Thanks for the heads up, though. I'll be keeping an eye on those yoga pants, they're not getting away with anything!
  • reyopo
    reyopo Posts: 210 Member
    You'll have to pry my yoga pants off my cold, dead *kitten*!
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    Dammit! That's not the way it works. I notice skinny girls with great butts wearing yoga pants and have started wearing them 24 hours a day in hopes that I, too, will become a skinny girl with a great butt.

    You are irresponsible for defaming yoga pants.

    Sorry, N=1, It's science, yo.

    Not sure here. Every time I see my wife in yoga pants I want to wear her *kitten* as a hat........

    I think they do that to all men..

    Then why in the name of f--k-berry pie would anyone want to ban them?

    Men see woman in tight pants. Men want to get into tight pants. Women smile and say whatever to men. Men go home and smack it to porn. It is the circle of life.
    F@#$ berry pie? Jesus, I think I lurve you.
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    Dammit! That's not the way it works. I notice skinny girls with great butts wearing yoga pants and have started wearing them 24 hours a day in hopes that I, too, will become a skinny girl with a great butt.

    You are irresponsible for defaming yoga pants.

    Sorry, N=1, It's science, yo.

    Not sure here. Every time I see my wife in yoga pants I want to wear her *kitten* as a hat........

    I think they do that to all men..

    Then why in the name of f--k-berry pie would anyone want to ban them?

    Men see woman in tight pants. Men want to get into tight pants. Women smile and say whatever to men. Men go home and smack it to porn. It is the circle of life.

    I don't want to ban them- I love them.
  • tennisbabe94
    tennisbabe94 Posts: 444 Member
    It's also irresponsible that yoga pants make mediocre *kitten* look awesome. Its trickery, tomfoolery, wizardry!

    So true!! Sighh... :sick:
  • bushidowoman
    bushidowoman Posts: 1,599 Member
    But yoga pants mean that I don't have to spend extra money on maternity pants! You are oppressing the poor by banning them!
  • Banks01
    Banks01 Posts: 945 Member
    Yoga pants give me a chubby too, but I don't think that's what OP is referring to.
  • Bakkasan
    Bakkasan Posts: 1,027 Member
    It's also irresponsible that yoga pants make mediocre *kitten* look awesome. Its trickery, tomfoolery, wizardry!

    It's more effective than 2 pitchers of beer at 3am in a dark bar...!
  • cgrout78
    cgrout78 Posts: 1,628 Member
    i do love yoga pants...

    however...they can be highly irresponsible as well...it's a tough call.
  • lalalalyndsey
    lalalalyndsey Posts: 565
    Anybody ever tries to ban yoga pants and I will straight up f^(king riot!

    WORD. Yoga pants=nice booty. that is all.
  • NoAdditives
    NoAdditives Posts: 4,251 Member
    Yoga pants got me pregnant.

    Yoga pants make my butt look awesome. This makes my husband take more notice. This, in turn, leads to more of certain "adult" activities. Those activities got me pregnant. Therefore, yoga pants got me pregnant.
  • _KatieKat
    _KatieKat Posts: 224
    Anybody ever tries to ban yoga pants and I will straight up f^(king riot!

    WORD. Yoga pants=nice booty. that is all.

    EXACTLY!!!! I would wear mine to work if I was allowed!!!!!
  • Rae6503
    Rae6503 Posts: 6,294 Member
    Babies are irresponsible too!
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    Babies are irresponsible too!

    0_o
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    Babies are irresponsible too!
    Omg. Lmao. Total win.
  • MFPBrandy
    MFPBrandy Posts: 564 Member
    Anybody ever tries to ban yoga pants and I will straight up f^(king riot!

    Damn right. Yoga pants are freaking sexy.
    Sweet -- and here I thought I was just being a slob when I wore them to the grocery store.
  • jerbear1962
    jerbear1962 Posts: 1,157 Member
    I don't have yoga pants but my sweat pants had the same effect...damn the stretch pants...
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    Babies are irresponsible too!

    Right?! They can't even take care of themselves. smh.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    Babies are irresponsible too!

    Word. I got three and I tell those little f--kers everyday I am selling them on E-Bay. So if anyone is looking for cheap kids........
  • Rae6503
    Rae6503 Posts: 6,294 Member
    Yoga pants got me pregnant.

    Yoga pants make my butt look awesome. This makes my husband take more notice. This, in turn, leads to more of certain "adult" activities. Those activities got me pregnant. Therefore, yoga pants got me pregnant.

    And babies make you fat too!
  • chocolateandpb
    chocolateandpb Posts: 438 Member
    Yoga pants got me pregnant.

    Yoga pants make my butt look awesome. This makes my husband take more notice. This, in turn, leads to more of certain "adult" activities. Those activities got me pregnant. Therefore, yoga pants got me pregnant.

    "Yoga pants got me pregnant" would be my profile quote except I've never been pregnant. I might steal it anyway...genius!!!!
  • Rae6503
    Rae6503 Posts: 6,294 Member
    Babies are irresponsible too!

    Right?! They can't even take care of themselves. smh.

    And they make you fat.
  • Skych123
    Skych123 Posts: 96
    absolutely loving this thread :bigsmile:
  • sarahrbraun
    sarahrbraun Posts: 2,261 Member
    I can't wear yoga pants--I am too damn short. SO I found Judo shorts/pants at walmart in March...and bought 2 pair.
  • Jenna9797
    Jenna9797 Posts: 33 Member

    Besides, I didn't have the ladyballs to wear yoga pants when I was fat.

    Ladyballs?!? Oh that is *so* going into my vocabulary!
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    I can't wear yoga pants--I am too damn short. SO I found Judo shorts/pants at walmart in March...and bought 2 pair.

    I don't know anything about these, but they sound a bit more responsible than yoga pants.
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