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Yoga Pants are Irresponsible

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  • Posts: 14 Member
    Yoga pants are irresistible NOT irresponsible! Guys love women in yoga pants.... just sayin!
  • Posts: 9 Member
    I'm backing away from my yoga pants right now...... I don't wanna get pregnant or/and gain more weight because of those things... AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE ON MY SIDE.

    I really hope my elastic waisted pyjama pants aren't out to get me though... I love them so much!
  • Posts: 933 Member
    It is an epidemic...... The yoga pants must be stopped.
  • Posts: 3,863 Member

    Word. I got three and I tell those little f--kers everyday I am selling them on E-Bay. So if anyone is looking for cheap kids........
    Get an auction going for mine, too. I'd do it myself, but I'm too busy cleaning up his piss off the floor.
  • Posts: 8,701 Member
    I'm backing away from my yoga pants right now...... I don't wanna get pregnant or/and gain more weight because of those things... AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE ON MY SIDE.

    I really hope my elastic waisted pyjama pants aren't out to get me though... I love them so much!

    Are they old and skanky? old skanky pajama pants are known to be effective against pregnancy. No word yet on weight gain effects.
  • Posts: 13,247 Member
    I can't wear yoga pants--I am too damn short. SO I found Judo shorts/pants at walmart in March...and bought 2 pair.

    But the short pants won't let you know if you suddenly get tall, because they were always short. That's irresponsible.
  • Posts: 1,593 Member
    Yoga pants are irresistible NOT irresponsible! Guys love women in yoga pants.... just sayin!

    And he means it. He's had an account since October and this is his first post.
  • Posts: 1,584 Member

    Are they old and skanky? old skanky pajama pants are known to be effective against pregnancy. No word yet on weight gain effects.

    old skanky pajama pants are definitely a form of birth control.... just as effective as abstinence.
  • Posts: 926 Member
    Sweet -- and here I thought I was just being a slob when I wore them to the grocery store.

    Ha! Nothing comes between me and my yps.

    Me + YogaPants = :heart:
  • Posts: 1,628 Member

    "Yoga pants got me pregnant" would be my profile quote except I've never been pregnant. I might steal it anyway...genius!!!!

    I AM pregnant...and totally stealing that line
  • Yoga pants help me make friends ;D
  • Posts: 8,701 Member
    Yoga pants help me make friends ;D

    ...with Ben & Jerry!
  • Posts: 1,584 Member
    Yoga pants help me make friends ;D

    they help me find a boyfriend. Bad ones- though.
  • Posts: 1,584 Member

    ...with Ben & Jerry!

    Or Edy.
  • Posts: 2,275 Member

    Ladyballs?!? Oh that is *so* going into my vocabulary!

    You're welcome! :wink:
  • Posts: 263 Member
    You're right!!!!
  • Posts: 1,893 Member

    old skanky pajama pants are definitely a form of birth control.... just as effective as abstinence.

    Not sure here either. Something about the casual look of the pajama bottom and easy access for hands that turns lounging into canoodling very quickly. I am starting to think that is long as a woman isn't wearing metal spikes pants with poison tipped darts, we are going to find a way to get in them. If she is wearing them, we have to weigh risk of injury.......
  • Posts: 12 Member
    Yoga pants give me some roundness where none exists so, yeah. Good luck getting them off my @ss. LOL
  • Posts: 347 Member
    Its works the other way around too!
    I've kept the same pair of yoga pants since the first day I started losing weight.
    They'll probably have to literally fall off my *kitten* at the gym before I get rid of 'em!
  • Posts: 8,701 Member
    Yoga pants give me some roundness where none exists so, yeah. Good luck getting them off my @ss. LOL

    The gentleman who posted above you can help....
  • Posts: 56 Member
    It's actually shampoo...you know addes body and volume!!!! maybe it's the yoga pants/shampoo conspiracy!!!
  • Posts: 1,584 Member
    Its works the other way around too!
    I've kept the same pair of yoga pants since the first day I started losing weight.
    They'll probably have to literally fall off my *kitten* at the gym before I get rid of 'em!

    yesss- sadly mine are starting to do this. Time for new ones. :(
  • Posts: 1,227 Member
    i could agree with this. I love yoga/sweat pants. I think i took a step up in wearing skirts because they are comfy, yet you have to feel comfortable to show thighs/legs
  • Posts: 1,893 Member

    The gentleman who posted above you can help....

    You rang? If there is a va-jay-jay under them, we'll find a way in.
  • Posts: 188 Member
    Irresponsible eating makes you fat, yoga pants make you comfy...
  • Posts: 42 Member
    My favorite post of all time.
  • Posts: 7,512 Member
    Where is your scientific peer reviewed emperical study to support this hypothesis. I've never worn yoga pants and have what would be classified as an expanded derriere. YOU ARE WRONG! I REFUTE YOUR DEFAMATION OF YOGA PANTS. Instead what has caused obesity is simply that you are suffering from gypsy curses. This can be supported. The guy at the gas station where I buy my 640z big gulp, twinkies, hoho's, wasabi flavored funyuns, pop tarts, and slurrpee totally agrees with me
  • Posts: 35
    No way! Yoga Pants are awesome. There are entire websites devoted to them. And the Internet is NEVER wrong.
  • There's been a lot of talks in the boards lately about what has made people fat. I'm here to say, conclusively, my yoga pants made me fat. I was gaining weight, and a responsible pair of pants would have gotten tighter- but my yoga pants are so stretchy and comfortable, that they coerced me into obesity. Write to your senators! Ban yoga pants!

    In summation:I was a fat person, I wore yoga pants. Fat people wear yoga pants. Ergo, yoga pants make you fat.

    ...I really hope This is not a serious post. If so, this is probably the stupidest and irresponsible thing I have ever heard come out of any persons mouth about gaining weight. Instead of blaming the pants, why don't you take responsibility for your own weight gain. I weight 275 and wear yoga pants and sweat pants because they are comfortable but I'm not blaming them because they didn't force me to stop being active or force second and third helpings of food down my throat. Ignorant people like you need to stop making excuses and realize that they gained the weight because of themselves and no one else. This is why our country keeps wanting to take stupid **** away from us because no one wants to step up and take responsibility for their own actions. GROW UP.
  • Posts: 1,584 Member

    ...I really hope This is not a serious post. If so, this is probably the stupidest and irresponsible thing I have ever heard come out of any persons mouth about gaining weight. Instead of blaming the pants, why don't you take responsibility for your own weight gain. I weight 275 and wear yoga pants and sweat pants because they are comfortable but I'm not blaming them because they didn't force me to stop being active or force second and third helpings of food down my throat. People like this need to stop making excuses and realize that they gained the weight because of themselves and no one else.

    Yikes- put your weapon down. She was OBVIOUSLY making a funny.
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