WTH did I just hear??

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  • smaugish
    smaugish Posts: 244 Member
    Meatloaf, Bat Outta Hell.

    Since I was 8, the words have been 'I'm a Cilla Black fan, I'm bad!' not 'on my silver black phantom bike'.

    There's a pretty funny Peter Kay sketch where he addresses this, though. My two favourites being:

    'I believe that the hot dog goes on' - My Heart Will Go On, Celine Dion

    'I can't believe you kiss your [male chicken] at night'- That Don't Impress Me Much, Shania Twain
  • ReclaimingSarah
    ReclaimingSarah Posts: 250 Member
    Beck's "Loser"- I always heard "Sore, head to toe." It took many years before I found out it was "Soy un perdedor."
  • MamaKL5
    MamaKL5 Posts: 69 Member
    First time my mom heard Rihanna's 'Please Don't Stop The Music,' she thought it was 'Hazel's got the music'. That is how I hear the song now ;D.
  • jadedzen
    jadedzen Posts: 221 Member
    one of my favorites of this was while i was travelling with my mother, and i had AFI on (back while they still were awesome) and one song has the lyrics "cold in lifes throes" . Near the end of the song mom looked at me and asked why the song was about 'golden nostrils'. ahahaha
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    FM (no static at all) by Steely Dan... Which I LOVE by the way.

    The line: "Give her some funked up music" I heard as 'Give her some fu(ked up music'.
    Love that song!!!
  • Jenky85
    Jenky85 Posts: 190 Member
    A friend of mine used to come out with these all the time when we were growing up. Two I can remember so clearly they still make me laugh now. Firstly Montel Jordan This is How We Do It the line that says 'it's Friday night and I feel alright' she thought it was 'it's fried egg night....' and Alanis Morrisette where she sings 'the cross I bear that you gave to me' in her head was 'the cross eyed bear that you gave to me' haha haa ah these are classics!

    Oh and I remember as a child, think it was the royal variety show (I'm from UK) and this comedian came on with a recording of Sister Sledge we are family and pointed out how the line 'Just let me state for the record, we're giving love n a family dose' actually sounds like 'just let me staple the vicar, we're giving love in a femidom'
  • TheirEllie82
    TheirEllie82 Posts: 162 Member
    My son sings "out of the shower" instead of "eye of the tiger"
  • leannems
    leannems Posts: 516 Member
    "wrapped up like a douche"

    It's actually

    "wrapped up like a deuce"

    This one always. Though I thought it was "revved up like a deuce"

    It is in the remake. The original is "cut loose like a deuce" which I thought was funny. But I'm pretty sure deuce refers to a car of some sort.
  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
    Beach Boys "Barbara Ann"....when I was a kid, I thought they were saying "bob bob bob bob bob a wren"

    and it took me forever to figure out the words to Born to be Wild.....

    getcher motor runnin'
    head out on the highway
    lookin' for adventure
    and whatever comes our way......
    yah, darlin', go make it happen
    take the world in a LOVE EMBRACE
    fire all of your guns at once and
    explode into space..........
  • jlwbeans0823
    jlwbeans0823 Posts: 178 Member
    The lyric "my baby does the hanky panky". This is what my boyfriend heard "my baby does the hangy thing"!
  • leannems
    leannems Posts: 516 Member
    For a more modern twist - my hubby thought Lady Gaga was singing "American Night" instead of "I'll Marry the Night." Not major - but cute.

    In AFI's Dance through Sunday, I always sing "I'm an *kitten*, I'm an *kitten*," instead of "and we dance on"

    Also, in Vampire Weekend's Horchata, I always sing "Looking back, you shouldn't have farted," instead of "Looking back you shouldn't have fought it"
  • Kirkajuice
    Kirkajuice Posts: 311 Member
    'I can't believe you kiss your [male chicken] at night'- That Don't Impress Me Much, Shania Twain

    What on earth is that supposed to be? That's also what I hear!
  • desiv2
    desiv2 Posts: 651 Member
    We have a series of cakes for winnie the pooh, titled:

    "Pooh Surprise"

    "Pooh Party"

    "Baby Pooh"


    We always giggle about them, lol.

    Also, that song "we paved paradise and put up a parking lot" i always thought it said 'we pave paradise and put up a f*cking lot"
  • pudgeylou
    pudgeylou Posts: 202 Member
    'I can't believe you kiss your [male chicken] at night'- That Don't Impress Me Much, Shania Twain

    I always thought this line was, " I can't believe you kiss your carpet knife." I never thought is made sense but who was I to question it.
  • FlyByJuly
    FlyByJuly Posts: 564 Member
    Credence Clearwater Revival "Bad Moon Rising" - There's a bathroom on the right" instead of there's a Bad Moon on the Rise

    I saw John Fogarty several years ago, playing an outdoor venue. He did actually sing "there's a bathroom on the right" as he waved his hand toward a row of porta-potties off in the distance.
  • lwoods34
    lwoods34 Posts: 302 Member
    OMG!!!!! That is too damn funny!! Now, Im gonna start singing it like that!!! LMAO!!:laugh:

    Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani

    It says "I ain't no Hollaback girl," but my sister kept singing it as 'I ain't no Harlem black girl."
  • stephc0711
    stephc0711 Posts: 1,022 Member
    My mom once asked me if the lyrics to Breaking Benjamin's Diary of Jane (I still try to find my place in the diary of Jane) was something about diarrhea pain... Jeez. LOL
  • SheRa1964
    SheRa1964 Posts: 155
    "wrapped up like a douche"

    It's actually

    "wrapped up like a deuce"

    But what does that mean? It does sound like douche. LOL
  • southpaw211
    southpaw211 Posts: 385 Member
    Keep 'em Separated by Offspring - to this day I still hear "Drink your milk!" instead of "Take him out!", to the point where I can never remember what the correct lyric is. I actually just had to look it up, I'm so used to saying "Drink your Milk".
  • jlapey
    jlapey Posts: 1,850 Member
    Credence Clearwater Revival "Bad Moon Rising" - There's a bathroom on the right" instead of there's a Bad Moon on the Rise

    I saw John Fogarty several years ago, playing an outdoor venue. He did actually sing "there's a bathroom on the right" as he waved his hand toward a row of porta-potties off in the distance.

    That's too funny!!!
  • AliasSha
    AliasSha Posts: 46 Member
    Any MCR song. Gerard Way needs to learn how to enunciate.
  • FlyByJuly
    FlyByJuly Posts: 564 Member
    The Stones' Heartbreaker:
    "Heartbreaker, with your bowling ball, I wanna tell you where to park."

    Omg! Being a hard-core Stones fan, this has me in tears!! I'll never hear Heartbreaker the same again! Too funny!
  • SARgirl
    SARgirl Posts: 572 Member
    Filter's Hey Man Nice Shot - I always thought they were saying Amen Nation!
  • stephanieb72
    stephanieb72 Posts: 390 Member
    I had no idea it was Barbara Ann! I sang bob bob bob bob boba ran
  • locket104
    locket104 Posts: 1
    I was once at a christian house meeting, and this guy was singing and it sounded to me like he was singing "clean my balls" I couldnt believe it and just burst out laughing, and he kept singing it over and over, so funny lol, have no idea to this day what he was actually sayin.
  • abbezen
    abbezen Posts: 405 Member
    'I can't believe you kiss your [male chicken] at night'- That Don't Impress Me Much, Shania Twain

    I always thought this line was, " I can't believe you kiss your carpet knife." I never thought is made sense but who was I to question it.

    I thought it was 'I can't believe you kiss your carp at night". Seriously...how DOES it go?
  • kmm7309
    kmm7309 Posts: 802 Member
    'I can't believe you kiss your [male chicken] at night'- That Don't Impress Me Much, Shania Twain

    I always thought this line was, " I can't believe you kiss your carpet knife." I never thought is made sense but who was I to question it.

    I thought it was 'I can't believe you kiss your carp at night". Seriously...how DOES it go?

    I think it's "I can't believe you kiss your car good night"
  • JDUR19
    JDUR19 Posts: 60 Member
    Lady Gaga - Pokerface

    "P,p,p pokerface, p,p, pokerface" sounds like "P,p,p pokerface, b,b, buck her face"

    This is seriously what it sounds like, don't believe me? Go and listen out for it
  • SARgirl
    SARgirl Posts: 572 Member
    I think it's "I can't believe you kiss your car at night"?
  • Myslissa
    Myslissa Posts: 760 Member
    Paralyzer by finger 11 - "your place or my place" I always hear "your place on my face" :bigsmile:

    I really think it says that in one part. Thought that from the first time I heard it.

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