WTH did I just hear??

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  • geonbaeLeilee
    geonbaeLeilee Posts: 606 Member
    http://www.amazon.co.uk/Cooking-With-Pooh-Cutters-Adventures/dp/1570822611

    Cooking with Poo(h)

    There's actually a book called "Cooking with Poo." http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2012/mar/30/cooking-with-poo-oddest-title-prize
  • geonbaeLeilee
    geonbaeLeilee Posts: 606 Member
    When I was two, instead of "Feliz Navidad," I heard-and sang- "release mommy dog."
  • d8nni
    d8nni Posts: 49 Member
    These are killing me!

    Any geology geeks out there? Red Hot Chili Peppers "With the birds I share this lonely view" sounded like "the Burgess Shale is a lonely view".

    I was impressed with their depth!
  • katiefly86
    katiefly86 Posts: 74
    Pretty much any song by Def Leppard.. I could never understand a thing they were singing.. except... pour some sugar on me....

    :laugh: :laugh: LMAO!!! So true!!! :laugh: :laugh:
  • Elzecat
    Elzecat Posts: 2,916 Member
    'I can't believe you kiss your [male chicken] at night'- That Don't Impress Me Much, Shania Twain

    I always thought this line was, " I can't believe you kiss your carpet knife." I never thought is made sense but who was I to question it.

    It's actually "I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight."

    :wink:
  • geonbaeLeilee
    geonbaeLeilee Posts: 606 Member
    And then there's Abba's "Fernando." This is one of the many misheard lyrics entries on "Kiss This Guy":

    It's been many years since I've seen a rifle in your head/can you fear the dung, Orlando?

    Real Lyrics: Since many years I haven't seen a rifle in your hand Can you hear the drums Fernando?
  • mageepilot
    mageepilot Posts: 289 Member
    Your knees are so raw in `I Need You Tonight' by INXS. I am SURE that's what they say! Though my husband says it's Your nerves are so raw. I wouldn't let my boys listen to it on the radio :laugh:
  • hilarymccown
    hilarymccown Posts: 3 Member
    Oh my gosh, me too!! My friends make fun of me for it.

    When I was a kid, I thought the line from Nowhere Man was "isn't he a b!tch like you and me?" I was pretty old when I realized it's "bit".
  • hilarymccown
    hilarymccown Posts: 3 Member
    Forever in Blue Jeans...thought it was Reverend Blue Jeans..ha ha

    Seriously?!?!?!? I thought I was the only one. My husband gives me crap about that one to this day!!!

    Oh my gosh, me too!! My friends make fun of me for it.

    When I was a kid, I thought the line from Nowhere Man was "isn't he a b!tch like you and me?" I was pretty old when I realized it's "bit".
  • Crochetluvr
    Crochetluvr Posts: 3,276 Member
    A World of Our Own by the Seekers. I think I was 10 when that came out and I heard, "And I know you will find...there'll be peace of mind..." as "And I know you will find...there'll be pizza pie..."
  • spinqueen72
    spinqueen72 Posts: 406 Member
    Credence Clearwater Revival's Bad Moon Rising

    You tell me what you think:

    "Don't go around tonight
    well it's bound to take your life
    there's a bathroom on the right (as opposed to: there's a bad moon on the rise)

    Still...to this day..I laugh every time I hear that song!
  • geonbaeLeilee
    geonbaeLeilee Posts: 606 Member
    I love misheard lyrics, so given the topic (and I'm sorry for being obnoxious!), I have a few to add from my KissthisGuy profile. O.o

    Song: "Little Drummer Boy"
    Real Lyric (RL): I'm a poor boy, too
    Misheard (M): I'm a pool boy, too

    Song: "Celebrate Me Home" - Kenny Loggins
    RL: Please, celebrate me home
    M: We celebrate meatballs

    Song: "Holly and the Ivy"
    RL: O the rising of the sun and the running of the deer
    M: O the rising of the South and running of John Deeres

    Song: "Shock"- B2st
    RL: Every night I shock (shock)
    M: Every night I shout (f***!)

    Song: "Jive Talking"- Bee Gees
    RL: Jive talkin' tellin' me lies
    M: Jive talking to blueberry pie

    Song: "Benny and the Jets" - Elton John
    RL: Benny, Benny, Benny, Benny and the Jets...
    M: Betty, Betty, Betty, Bett and the jiz z

    Song: Mony, Mony
    RL: Because you make me feel (mony, mony) so (mony, mony) good (mony, mony)
    M: 'Cause you make me hear (guacamole) so (I can bullsh**) good (guacamole)
  • spinqueen72
    spinqueen72 Posts: 406 Member
    Are you kidding?
    They were one of only a few bands that actually enunciated the words!! lol
    I grew up with Def Leppard..so I guess I don't get the issue here.

    (Sorry! This is in reference to the girl who said she couldn't understand Def Leppard's songs. I forgot to quote)
  • spinqueen72
    spinqueen72 Posts: 406 Member
    "wrapped up like a douche"

    It's actually

    "wrapped up like a deuce"

    BAHAHAHAHAHA! No way! Up until this very moment I thought it was the icky one. Learn something new everyday!!!!


    I always thought the same thing..hahaha! Was disappointed when I learned the REAL lyrics, lol!
  • nataliefamily3
    nataliefamily3 Posts: 189 Member
    In red hot chili peppers scar tissue I always thought it was something about a shed when they say with the birds I share.

    And what the heck are they saying about cheez whizz in becks song loser
  • spinqueen72
    spinqueen72 Posts: 406 Member
    Eagles Take It Easy. They sing...I"m looking for a lover who wont blow my cover, she's so hard to find. I hear...I'm looking for a lover who wont blow my brother.


    LMAO!! :laugh:

    OMG!!! Love it! And I can actually see where you'd get that! lol! Too funny!!!!!!!!
  • katiefly86
    katiefly86 Posts: 74
    This always makes me laugh:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePjESN9pRdg

    Pearl Jam - Even Flow (Misheard lyrics)

    BEST youtube I have seen in a long time, since Drinking out of Cups! Thanks for that!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Oh wow, absolutely hilarious!!!! This is definitely a must see!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • tgh1914
    tgh1914 Posts: 1,036 Member
    Jimi Hendrix - "Scuse me, while I kiss this guy"

    "Kiss the sky" of course
  • jfinnivan
    jfinnivan Posts: 360 Member
    Roger Waters has a song called It's a Miracle. The lyrics contain:

    "She said meet me
    In the Garden of Gethsemane my dear
    The Lord said Peter I can see
    Your house from here."

    But the way he sings it, it sounds like:

    She said meet me
    I've got Salmon in my Deer...
  • stephanieb72
    stephanieb72 Posts: 390 Member
    Here is another one that I always had wrong:

    Up and Adam! Why does my mom say that? Who is Adam?

    I had no idea it was Up and at em' ! Does make more sense though ;)
  • Miss_dannii
    Miss_dannii Posts: 1,351 Member
    Rage Against the machine - "we're the renegades of funk"... I heard... "Put a rat in that cage and f&ck"....

    PMSL
  • Miss_dannii
    Miss_dannii Posts: 1,351 Member
    Oasis have a song called Don't Look Back In Anger, and it says "So Sally can wait, she knows it's too late" and for years I thought it said "So Pelican Way, she knows it today"

    It doesn't even make any sense and I couldn't believe it was wrong lol

    You know that song, think it's by Flo Rida - Low? It says "Baggy sweat pants and them reeboks with a strap" my little nephew always got the words mixed up and sang "Sweaty bag pants" lol!
  • ForeverIrish
    ForeverIrish Posts: 227 Member
    "wrapped up like a douche"

    It's actually

    "wrapped up like a deuce"

    I've had to clarify this one in the past as well!

    I did this with Chris Cornell crooning, "Still don't mind the chains." It sounds a lot like "Sit on my bidet."
  • helenwilliams78
    helenwilliams78 Posts: 46 Member
    The BeeGees - How Deep is Your Love

    I was singing ".... and you come to me on a submarine..." for years until someone pointed out it was "summer breeze". A bit more romantic!
  • aries7298
    aries7298 Posts: 225 Member
    My Dad used to listen to country and in one of the songs the line started... "Jose Cuervo, you are a friend of mine" my sister always sang along and sang that part starting " Oh San Huevos..... " :laugh:
  • INSANITY43
    INSANITY43 Posts: 142
    my friend's little girl was strapped in her car seat belting out "Vacuum up the dance floor"...... How about EVACUATE the dance floor! :laugh:

    And years ago my baby brother would sing along with the Beach Boys.......She's my LITTLE LOOSE GOOSE - You don't know what I got! *little duece coupe - you don't kinow what I got"
  • diadojikohei
    diadojikohei Posts: 732 Member
    Credence Clearwater Revival "Bad Moon Rising" - There's a bathroom on the right" instead of there's a Bad Moon on the Rise

    LOL! We used to sing this when we went out with our auntie, she always needed to loo after about 5 minutes!
  • sho3girl
    sho3girl Posts: 10,799 Member
    "hold me closer Tony Danza".,....... Made sense when I found out Elton John was gay

    this was the 1st thing i though of

    and Avril lavinge go down on one knee, marry me today - i heard go down on me (mind in the gutter obviously)

    also the saying its a free country - my little sister hear Free CRUNCHY (chocolate bar) and kept asking for her free crunchy bar ... will post when i remember more
  • triinityz
    triinityz Posts: 146 Member
    Paralyzer by finger 11 - "your place or my place" I always hear "your place on my face" :bigsmile:

    bwahaha, thanks for finally clearing that up for me, I thought it was face as well
  • twinmom1993
    twinmom1993 Posts: 52
    I have a few, mostly from when I was a kid and misunderstood them.

    I thought Stayin' Alive was "stay in the lines," as in coloring with your crayons and doing a careful job!

    I thought Heard it in a Love Song was "pretty little love song."

    In the song I'd Really Love to See You Tonight, I misunderstood the part that says I'm not talking about movin' in. I thought it was "I'm not talking about the linen."

    Another is Peace Train. I always thought they were saying "B string."

    My husband's funny one was Dirty White Boy. He thought it was 30-watt boy!

    i always though it was " im not talking about the linens" needless to say i was corrected but still sing it that way.

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