Facebook Status u wish u could post but can't? Post away :)
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Dear Friend who buys into pyramid schemes:
Please stop posting multiple (as in 15/day) "success" stories of people who lost X amount of weight after 90 days using your coffee/tea product. I would believe in the product more if I knew it was a long term success for these people and if I knew it wouldn't make you and your friends money every time I buy the product from you. Also, it's wrong to tell people that it's okay to take the "easy way" out when it comes to being healthy.
Dear Friend who sells above product:
Please stop pushing your sugar-y vitamins on me when I come over. I do not want you to give my child this stuff in hopes that it'll make me buy it from you.We make sure our son has a balanced diet and gets his nutrients from that and not a pill that's filled with god knows what.
And another one for dear friend above:
I'm choosing to not spend time with you lately because I'm tired of it always being on my dime and at your convenience. I do not have time to run over to your tiny, too cramped with toys condo for an hour before we're kicked out. If you want someone to entertain your children in that time, hire a clown. If you want to keep doing things that are convenient for you then we aren't going to be friends much longer.
Dear MIL:
Would it kill you to be a decent grandmother for once? You talk about how much you love your grandkids but it's like pulling teeth to even get you to babysit for several hours. Also, do you have to take a 5 hour nap from 2 hours of babysitting? I've never met a lazier woman in my life. And seriously? Stop bragging like you're an awesome grandmother. You aren't. Oh and can you stop making comments about my parents involvement with our son? They spend more time with him and do more for us than you EVER have.0 -
Wow....these comments sound so bitter.
Why don´t you all post something positive, something funny that you have said or done to make people laugh instad of get depressed
Ummm the reason I started this thread was so that people could post whatever the hell is on their mind. Go find a happy rainbow thread that suits you, but don't *kitten* on our party friend...
Loooool!! im loving this lil hate fest!! because of it my afternoon at work is flying by!!
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Stop posting bible verses - you're the biggest sinner on the face of the planet!0
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You know all those posts about how horrible your life is? Don't follow them up with the ones about how awesome your life is. Unless BOTH of your personalities have pages!!!
TAKE YOUR MEDS!
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:laugh:Please post more pics of your duck face with a peace sign. We all love that. NOT0 -
Hey old classmates, so you're working your dream job and traveling the world now? thats great.........I'm smaller than you!!!!! lol
Petty I know, but its all i got :-/
i keep thinking the same thing when i read daily that a friend is starting a new job.0 -
this is a great thread. reminds me why i dont' have a FB page anymore. I was sick of hearing all these things from so called "friends". where are those "friends" when you need them? MIA! Stupids FB thank goodness i'm done with that mess. Its so much better without it.0
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Dear Facebook idiots,
Could you please start facing your problems instead of Facebooking them? I understand you and your husband/ daughter/ mother/ sister/ bestfriend are having issues but you sure as hell seem to have a lot of issues with a lot of people. Maybe it's because you post stupid *kitten* about them all instead of having actual conversations with them. Either fix that or deactivate your account. As for me, I'll keep reading as long as you keep posting. Schadenfreude, ya know?
Dear friend's wife,
Posting *kitten* like this is completely unacceptable "You wanna know a secret?......I wish I would have died on March 18, 2012 in the fatal car crash I was in, instead of the other guy. I wish." Following that with listing how your husband is now a stranger to you and all of the other things wrong in your in your life in the comments section is completely stupid, especially when the day before you were talking about how amazing your husband is and how wonderful your life is right now. Please for the love of all things get on some f*cking medication!0 -
The pictures of the bruised up bloody child or dog or burnt up kitten... I will not like those picture because I am against child and animal abuse. Of course I'm against it But I don't want a picture of a golden retriever with blood coming out of its mouth half dead and I don't wanna see that crap on my wall! If anything the people that are passing and sharing these picture are provoking child and animal abusers to do it more!0
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Dear fb friend who I haven't deleted just because I don't want to be mean,
No one cares that your "tummy hurts" every 5 secs. How is it possible that your bf is horrible one minute and the greatest the next? Also, posting about your drama with your parents, siblings, and friends every day is annoying. Get a life!0 -
hey married dudes. stop freakin messaging me or i am going to tell your wives!
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STOP BRAGGING ABOUT YOUR F*CKING KIDS!
It starts a mummy "who's child is better?" war!
Awwww he BLINKED! ... :grumble:
TYPICAL STATUS:-
Mum - "My baby just started crawling, only 6 months old"
Other Mum - "Oh mines started at 5 1/2 months"
3rd Mum - "Mines was walking at 6 months!"
4th Mum - "Mines came out the womb walking"
Really guys, REALLY!
And there are pictures of your naked children on your Facebook, why!?!?
Your children's photo album is like a Paedophiles dream come true!
Surely on top of that it should be up to your kids when and if they want to expose younger photos of themselves in that manner on the internet??
Works As: Full Time Mummy!
(or) MummyToBe!!<3<< THIS IS NOT A JOB! It is a life choice! Well done you are <18 and you finally figured out what the consequences are from having unprotected sex!
Works As: Dole Bum! <<< Again, claiming benefits IS NOT A JOB! Why would you even publicise this fact to everyone AND seem happy about it you lazy son of a gun!
On that note people who have kids and moan about them on Facebook!
"Awww my kid is being such a brat today, I total can't handle this **** anymore, it is so tuff being a single parent I deserve an award, my childs father is a *kitten*" << Sort Yourself OUT! That is your CHILD! This is the consequence of you being such a slut! DEAL! ... Also really an AWARD?? No hen.... just no....
HaHaHa! Big Rant!0 -
I have posted something simliar to this on FB, but I feel like I could post this once a week for some people....
Facebook is not REAL LIFE people, its the effin internet. It is not that serious!!! Stop looking for attention and when you don't get it complain that people aren't your real friend because they didn't check up on you on facebook. If someone is your real friend they will hityou up via text or phone call.
And for the LOVE of God, just because you delete me on facebook, my feelings are not hurt and I do still exsist in the real world. Get a grip on reality!!! Just saying!0 -
I started feeling a lot better when I started editing who and what I can see in my feed.0
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I started feeling a lot better when I started editing who and what I can see in my feed.
Ditto. The block and hide-from-newsfeed functions are a godsend.0 -
Oh far too much to list 0
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1) I don't care.
2) Nobody else cares.
3) Vaguebooking something you don't have the balls to say to an individual in person doesn't earn you cool points.
4) Leave the politics in the polling booths... you're not changing my mind and I'm not changing yours.
5) Save the drama... oh, wait... I just deleted you.
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OMG...this would totally be mine!Dear attention *kitten*, being a regular *kitten* just isn't enough for you is it??
Gotta love those vague 'ask me what's wrong' type of posts too...:laugh:0 -
To those people with the perfect husbands, perfect kids, and perfect happy wonderful lives...I know you're lying!!!!! If your husband, kids, and life in general are that perfect allllll the time, you are either highly medicated or totally full of crap! 0
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1). I wish I could tell you what I REALLY think about you, but I'm a lady:-)
2). When did it become Ok to put your whole LIFE on FB?
3). Do you have ANYTHING better to do with your time?0 -
LoL love this....writing so I can come back later and add my comments in LMAO!0
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I've just been thinking about all the statuses I'd LOVE to post on facebook but I can't, so I thought a 'Get it off your chest' thread would be fun to have
I'll start:
Dear attention *kitten*, being a regular *kitten* just isn't enough for you is it??
Lol x
Oh you're not a *kitten*? ...so, just a volunteer prostitute?0 -
I've just been thinking about all the statuses I'd LOVE to post on facebook but I can't, so I thought a 'Get it off your chest' thread would be fun to have
I'll start:
Dear attention *kitten*, being a regular *kitten* just isn't enough for you is it??
do we have a mutual friend? *giggle*
I think we all have at least 1 of those friends lol0 -
If the "research" you've done to back up your beliefs is a 5-second Google search that turns up a website about alien conspiracies and an article about how AIDS was created by humans to weed out gay men from the gene pool, please Google "how to tie a noose"0
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lol I am laughing hysterically! You guys are awesome!
How about the friend who is single no kids moves to a new job/state every 6 months then complains they have no friends or family around?? But life is PERFECT & they have an endless amount of $$$$ Yeah! Wow really? "You're so fantastic!" Says no one ever!
Or the one that deletes their Facebook then reinstates it so you keep getting the old
"You are no longer friends with so & so"
Then you think okay I will just delete them!
So then they send you a friends request again! REALLY? Drama Queen seriously! Get over it! hah hah hah to funny!0 -
Dear fiancé, you are a pathetic loser who I'm only with because I hope it'll get better. I'm not cheating on you thank God but I am finding emotional satisfaction elsewhere, and in fact I am closer to my ex than you think (we're actually an unofficial couple, we're that close).
I really really love you but I can't bear to be around you whilst my career goes in one direction and yours goes down the toilet. I'm working two jobs and trying to get into a law career whilst you sit there fiddling with your stupid telescope and doing nothing with your life.
I don't know if I should leave you or stay with you but right now I have to focus on my career and my life.
Hunny, leave the guy. If you love him/ have loved him, you owe him the honesty to tell him things are not working, not to let him think they are while you slink around behind his back. Get off the fence and pick a side, cause it's really cruel to him otherwise, and not to mention the angst on yourself!0 -
Who really gives a **** where you are !!
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Seriously woman.... your kids are in school/day care all day and you don't work outside the home. Please don't tell me how stressed you are.
And yes.... we all know you are mother of the year, baker of the year, home room mom of the year, crafter of the year.... stop posting 800 million pics on facebook of all your crap just to try and get validation from people that you have self worth. No one cares!
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Wow, this is obviously a very therapeutic thread for so many...LOL
Everyone has pretty much covered everything I would want to post.
I hate the, "repost if you agree, or repost if you love your kids, repost if you're happily married..." WTF is that *kitten*? Like I really need to repost or else I don't agree, love my kids etc.?? I will NOT repost...period. Never have, never will.
Just like "chain letters" ... FB is just another medium.0 -
(Facebook Person) "omg I just got some really bad news!!"
(Every nosey person on their friendlist) "OMG What happened?"
(Facebook Person) "Oh I can't say, sorry.."
Same goes for statuses like "OMG I AM SO HAPPY!!! JUST GOT THE BEST NEWS EVER!!!!" and then when people ask, it's private... lol
I agree!!!0
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