Are women wired to make sammiches?

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  • RockinSkiBunny
    RockinSkiBunny Posts: 152 Member
    This tread is hysterical. Off to make a sammich. whose got some meat?
  • Im_NotPerfect
    Im_NotPerfect Posts: 2,181 Member
    they obviously arent wired for sex.......boom no i didnt

    You're hanging out with the wrong women then!
  • Oishii
    Oishii Posts: 2,675 Member
    I used to hope that 'sammich' was code for something a lot more interesting, but sadly, it seems not. What is it with Americans and sandwiches?

    Myself, I cope better with early mornings than my dh, so I get up early to make his sandwiches each morning for lunch. I really can't see anything exciting in them myself. I'd rather have toast and marmite.
  • FabMrFox
    FabMrFox Posts: 259 Member
    i mean, genetically we are at the perfect height to reach the kitchen counter so it's just in our biological make up to make sandwiches. there are studies, etc. etc.

    smaller feet also allow you to be closer to the counter for making sandwiches and also doing dishes. please keep in mind guys are here to assist you with reaching things on the top shelf and opening lids only.
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member

    OoooH you got me there! I so wanted people to think I made that up. BTW Urban Dictionary gives me warm panties.

    that's some nice sarcasm you have there.
  • Im_NotPerfect
    Im_NotPerfect Posts: 2,181 Member
    I'm wired to eat the meals my HUBBY makes for me....including SAMMICHES! :drinker:
  • belladonna786
    belladonna786 Posts: 1,165 Member
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    HA! love it!
  • amylovescupcakes
    amylovescupcakes Posts: 146 Member
    My hubby makes em for me, and I eat em! :) But no, that's my meal of choice. :D
  • Drunkadelic
    Drunkadelic Posts: 948 Member
    I'm wired to do whatever I'm told.
  • jynxxxed
    jynxxxed Posts: 1,010 Member
    My boyfriend made me a sandwich today for lunch (and usually does while I'm rushing around in the morning). I'm breaking the cycle.
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member

    OoooH you got me there! I so wanted people to think I made that up. BTW Urban Dictionary gives me warm panties.

    that's some nice sarcasm you have there.
    Oh honey..You noticed. So sweet.
  • Derpina7
    Derpina7 Posts: 552 Member
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  • WeekndOVOXO
    WeekndOVOXO Posts: 779 Member
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  • _Sara_A_
    _Sara_A_ Posts: 113 Member
    they obviously arent wired for sex.......boom no i didnt

    Perhaps it is not the wiring of the woman, rather the lack of the man.
    Boom, yes I did. :laugh:

    Woohoo! I agree with psycholodee! And under the TMI I love sex, sometimes hard to find great, amazing sex ie lack of the man!
  • WeekndOVOXO
    WeekndOVOXO Posts: 779 Member
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  • mustgetmuscles1
    mustgetmuscles1 Posts: 3,346 Member
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  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    My wife knows how I like my sandwiched made better than I do.

    This is why I date a girl.
  • fleur_de_lis19
    fleur_de_lis19 Posts: 926 Member
    I think they are.. i make a killer sammich. Oh and i love sex :wink: <---- Keeper :smokin:

    You didn't offer a beer

    But 2 out of 3 is not bad

    Well my husband can't have beer.. so ill take the beer and he gets a crown n coke ;)
  • Zylahe
    Zylahe Posts: 772 Member
    sammiches

    Term used in place of sandwiches by people lacking enough brain cells to fully process and comprehend the concept of sandwiches, or lacking enough teeth (or jawbone, tongue, etc.) to properly pronounce "sandwiches," or lacking the literacy required to have ever seen (and understood) the written word "sandwiches" and thus lacking the required knowledge to properly say and pronounce the word sandwiches. Sometimes this speech impediment can be caused by not having (lacking) had food in a long enough period of time to cause excessive hunger, starvation, malnutrition to such an extreme the subject can't physically think and speak properly, and is in such desperation as to be emotionally too excited at the prospect of being about to eat some sandwiches to slow down and properly say sandwiches, and just blurt out "gimme sum 'dem big- ole sammiches...

    Rofl


    And i can make an ok sandwich but nothing special. But then i'm not the stereotypical woman....
  • Zylahe
    Zylahe Posts: 772 Member
    that requires skill in the kitchen right?

    :indifferent:

    er no. my skills lie in others rooms,:tongue:

    I'm good in the kitchn, its just a pity i can't cook.

    :bigsmile:
  • marybell82
    marybell82 Posts: 122 Member
    My boyfriend wakes up at 4:30 am to go to work and i wake up with him to make our lunch sandwiches! =) id say im pretty awake when doing it! then as soon as he leaves my lazy *kitten* has a hard time going back to sleep haha.
  • ObtainingBalance
    ObtainingBalance Posts: 1,446 Member
    LOL.
  • gsager
    gsager Posts: 977 Member
    Don't think so. I don't like sandwiches. Don't mind cooking but not sandwiches.
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    they obviously arent wired for sex.......boom no i didnt

    Perhaps it is not the wiring of the woman, rather the lack of the man.
    Boom, yes I did. :laugh:

    LOL WIN!
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
    that requires skill in the kitchen right?

    :indifferent:

    er no. my skills lie in others rooms,:tongue:

    I'm good in the kitchn, its just a pity i can't cook.

    :bigsmile:

    I had to read that twice
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    I can't make sammiches :frown:

    I'm either doomed to be single or I'm actually a man. :sad:
  • Oliviamarie05
    Oliviamarie05 Posts: 528 Member
    Why do you think we have smaller feet? We're closer to the sink and kitchen counter. Of course we're wired to make sammiches.
  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
    No, it is more of a lifestyle choice.
  • nikinyx6
    nikinyx6 Posts: 772 Member
    I prefer to make 3 course meals...sandwiches pose no challenge...
  • sandrinamsilva
    sandrinamsilva Posts: 651 Member
    I'm proud to say yes! Every time the boyfriend comes over my first 2 questions are:

    1. Do you want a beer?
    2. Do you want a sandwich?

    Mines:
    1. Do you want a pepsi?
    2. Do you want a taco?

    Cookie for dessert :wink:

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