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  • deb3129
    deb3129 Posts: 1,294 Member
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    why on earth would I sit while in the shower?

    Haha, this made me laugh. I was just gonna lurk ,cause this was a man thread, but this is perfect!
  • BigBrewski
    BigBrewski Posts: 922 Member
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    I pee sitting down on 2 occasions...first if I am too drunk to stand (ie room is spinning) I sit to pee. Second after a night of sex because for some reason it never goes where you think it is gonna go after all that sex.... (see Me, Myself, & Irene for a visual)
  • FabMrFox
    FabMrFox Posts: 259 Member
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    my ex sat. this shoulda been a sign.

    LOL! indeed what I was thinking. I stand but if I miss I clean the mess up
  • LennyInFlorida
    LennyInFlorida Posts: 202
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    The only time I do that is if it's 3am, dark and I want it to stay dark.
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
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    why on earth would I sit while in the shower?

    THANK YOU.

    I pee in the shower and catch SO much grief for it.

    I'm not the only one who does...stop flipping out on me!

    I do it every day in the shower and have now taught my 3 yr old she can too! (Just not when taking a bath!!!) :noway:
    As do I.
    Who doesn't.
    The whole peeing in the bath thing is actually why we transitioned to showers. They BOTH thought it was hysterical.
  • mmuzzatti
    mmuzzatti Posts: 706 Member
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    On the bar stool while talking to some hot chick and wearing my depends! Never missed a beat!
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
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    A little off topic but...
    I-DON%27T-ALWAYS-****-IN-THE-SHOWER-BUT-WHEN-I-DO-I-STOMP-IT-DOWN-THE-DRAIN.jpg
    Stay thirsty my friends.
  • poedunk65
    poedunk65 Posts: 1,336 Member
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    is it at a tree or the toilet? LMAO also NEVER piss into the wind..................
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,611 Member
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    Ever try peeing with wood?? you have to do it sitting down.

    Can't say that I have.... But I will say that you should be taking care of the wood problem before peeing :)

    That would be an every morning affair...sometimes the alarm just goes off too late and you have to run to the bathroom with it slapping against your belly button.
  • nursedonnaj
    nursedonnaj Posts: 57 Member
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    why on earth would I sit while in the shower?

    OH my gosh!! I am sitting at work CRYING!! This totally made my day. Still giggling!!!
  • poedunk65
    poedunk65 Posts: 1,336 Member
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    On the bar stool while talking to some hot chick and wearing my depends! Never missed a beat!

    LMAO!!!!!!
  • ElizaRoche
    ElizaRoche Posts: 2,005 Member
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    standing up, both hands firmly in place or it does this
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    :noway:
  • MadeInDR022
    MadeInDR022 Posts: 260
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    On the bar stool while talking to some hot chick and wearing my depends! Never missed a beat!



    hahahahahahaha! Awesome.
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
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    Standing up... unless...

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  • doug4018
    doug4018 Posts: 130
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    The only time a man is allowed to pee sitting down is if he is in the middle of taking a crap at the time....


    No.

    If it was a leg day the day before...I sit. If I'm tired, I sit. Sometimes you dont even know what it's going to be...so sitting is a safe choice...

    Also, sometimes in the umm morning...then position is quite important. *cough*

    LOL - I concur, I sit in the morning, because....well it's morning.
  • ccpowers
    ccpowers Posts: 203 Member
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    hahaha, I too was going to be one of those lurkers, but the comments are pretty good, and informative.
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
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    A little off topic but...
    I-DON%27T-ALWAYS-****-IN-THE-SHOWER-BUT-WHEN-I-DO-I-STOMP-IT-DOWN-THE-DRAIN.jpg
    Stay thirsty my friends.

    I may have just thrown up a little
  • wrevhn
    wrevhn Posts: 864 Member
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    Ever try peeing with wood?? you have to do it sitting down.


    Even though I'm a chick I've seen enough in my days to know that this is true.



    THANKS for posting this btw, I needed a good afternoon giggle. :laugh:
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,611 Member
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    The only time I do that is if it's 3am, dark and I want it to stay dark.

    I just use echolocation by starting and listening for the splash.
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
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    God I'm so disturbed by how much I'm enjoying this thread...seriously, you guys are wide open books....love that...

    so...

    how YOU doing? :smokin:

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