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    If you died tonight in your sleep....

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    • Posts: 1,344 Member
      My bestie better trip over my dead butt and grab my phone!!! DELETE DELETE DELETE!!!! o and computer history while shes at it..think im good on that but a bestie should always double check behind her ditzy friend


      what if she deletes that 20 minute video of your last sexcapade... but that sexcapade was the reason you died? she could be deleting evidence?! So is it worth it?
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      Yikes! Pictures on my phone and Toys in the drawer! lol Good thing I won't care much about being embarrassed if I'm dead ;)
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      what if she deletes that 20 minute video of your last sexcapade... but that sexcapade was the reason you died? she could be deleting evidence?! So is it worth it?

      Point taken - I suppose I would expect that friend to watch the video, see if it would be helpful in determining how I died, and make the appropriate decision at that time.
    • Posts: 326 Member
      Nothing. My best friend and I have a pact, we take and destroy the others laptop/phones/external hard drives/fic notebooks upon death, immediately.
    • Posts: 107
      Should there be a confidential, legal document signed by all best friends at a certain point in the friendship?
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      Point taken - I suppose I would expect that friend to watch the video, see if it would be helpful in determining how I died, and make the appropriate decision at that time.

      I volunteer
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      I volunteer

      Only if you could promise not to have any enjoyment from watching the video, if it did in fact contribute to my death. Otherwise, take it home, put it on replay.
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      Should I accept the silence as your unwillingness to promise?
    • Posts: 427 Member
      My mom already found my vibrator once, so, uh.....

      I found my mom's....
    • Posts: 11,788 Member
      I wouldn't be embarrassed, because I would have ceased to exist.

      I'd rather they didn't dig around under my basement though.
    • Posts: 165 Member
      I have to make sure I get someone trustworthy to erase my internet history as soon as I die.
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      I found my mom's....

      my mom and sister went to buy theirs together. =\

      *hits delete button on memory* ... it doesn't work!!!!
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      Even if you could, why be embarrassed? It was part of who you were.
    • Posts: 1,344 Member
      Even if you could, why be embarrassed? It was part of who you were.

      You're right. Afterall, we do live in a world where everyone is accepted just as they are =)

      oh wait, they aren't.
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      You're right. Afterall, we do live in a world where everyone is accepted just as they are =)

      oh wait, they aren't.

      You shouldn't base your life....or death on acceptance. You should be proud of who you are, regardless of what someone else might think of you.
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      You shouldn't base your life....or death on acceptance. You should be proud of who you are, regardless of what someone else might think of you.

      Thanks Buzz Killington.

      Your views are unrealistic, fyi.
    • Posts: 1,809 Member
      The Twilight books
    • Posts: 95 Member
      I have a standing pact with one of my best friends that if either of us were to die, the other is to go through hell and high water to delete my browser history.

      I typically keep my phone pretty clean, but if someone was to look at my google search history, they would be very confused.
      Yesterday: Where does the muffin man live?
      Today: Darth vader death metal
      Today: carl sagan cosmos
      Just now: old school american flag tattoos
    • Posts: 1,093 Member
      Stories I've written and my kamasutra dice.
    • Posts: 1,344 Member
      The Twilight books

      best just go ahead and burn those now...
    • Posts: 816 Member
      This post really made me stop and think. I am damn boring. I have nothing in my room to be embarrassed about. I really need to work on that. Now I need some suggestions. :tongue:
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      My binders full of women.

      Dead. :laugh:
    • Posts: 80 Member
      This post really made me stop and think. I am damn boring. I have nothing in my room to be embarrassed about. I really need to work on that. Now I need some suggestions. :tongue:

      I'm with you: NOTHING exciting enough to be embarrassed about around here either!

      But I will confess to a freakish habit of always vacuuming under my couch and in between the cushions before I get on an airplane with my husband. I just can't stand the thought of anyone else finding that madness under there if neither of us make it back to vacuum again before family moves in!
    • Posts: 8,897 Member
      Pictures from when I was a crazy raver girl and a ridiculous amount of old tank tops that should be thrown away...I mean who needs like 27 tank tops to sleep in?
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      Dead. :laugh:

      bahahahahah!

      do you think he kept pieces of hair too?
    • Posts: 1,005 Member
      This post really made me stop and think. I am damn boring. I have nothing in my room to be embarrassed about. I really need to work on that. Now I need some suggestions. :tongue:

      this is my life but the two would be two out of three tattoos i have. i have a cat face on my right shoulder and my nick name on my left arm. no one understands i was a dumb *kitten* teen
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      this is my life but the two would be two out of three tattoos i have. i have a cat face on my right shoulder and my nick name on my left arm. no one understands i was a dumb *kitten* teen

      what's wrong with a cat tattoo? I love cats. It would make me think you are a good person.

      If I ever see 2 people in a fight and one guy has a cat tattoo, I'll assume he's the good guy and that he's beating up a serial killer or something and so I'll jump in to help.
    • Posts: 93
      This makes me want to call my best friend and give him instructions on what to destroy in the case of my death. My phone, computer, everything in my nightstand and my book of notes for story ideas. I would not be embarrassed by anything but my mom prob would if she found any of it. She would also be pissed to fined I have more tattoos then the ones she knows about.
    • Posts: 396 Member
      The item in my night table and some texts and emails on my cell phone.
    • Posts: 878 Member
      Vibrators and lesbian porn.
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