If you died tonight in your sleep....

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  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
    My bestie better trip over my dead butt and grab my phone!!! DELETE DELETE DELETE!!!! o and computer history while shes at it..think im good on that but a bestie should always double check behind her ditzy friend


    what if she deletes that 20 minute video of your last sexcapade... but that sexcapade was the reason you died? she could be deleting evidence?! So is it worth it?
  • Icelandic_Saga
    Icelandic_Saga Posts: 2,926 Member
    Yikes! Pictures on my phone and Toys in the drawer! lol Good thing I won't care much about being embarrassed if I'm dead ;)
  • Nwalters113
    Nwalters113 Posts: 107
    My bestie better trip over my dead butt and grab my phone!!! DELETE DELETE DELETE!!!! o and computer history while shes at it..think im good on that but a bestie should always double check behind her ditzy friend


    what if she deletes that 20 minute video of your last sexcapade... but that sexcapade was the reason you died? she could be deleting evidence?! So is it worth it?

    Point taken - I suppose I would expect that friend to watch the video, see if it would be helpful in determining how I died, and make the appropriate decision at that time.
  • jus_in_bello
    jus_in_bello Posts: 326 Member
    Nothing. My best friend and I have a pact, we take and destroy the others laptop/phones/external hard drives/fic notebooks upon death, immediately.
  • Nwalters113
    Nwalters113 Posts: 107
    Should there be a confidential, legal document signed by all best friends at a certain point in the friendship?
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
    My bestie better trip over my dead butt and grab my phone!!! DELETE DELETE DELETE!!!! o and computer history while shes at it..think im good on that but a bestie should always double check behind her ditzy friend


    what if she deletes that 20 minute video of your last sexcapade... but that sexcapade was the reason you died? she could be deleting evidence?! So is it worth it?

    Point taken - I suppose I would expect that friend to watch the video, see if it would be helpful in determining how I died, and make the appropriate decision at that time.

    I volunteer
  • Nwalters113
    Nwalters113 Posts: 107
    My bestie better trip over my dead butt and grab my phone!!! DELETE DELETE DELETE!!!! o and computer history while shes at it..think im good on that but a bestie should always double check behind her ditzy friend


    what if she deletes that 20 minute video of your last sexcapade... but that sexcapade was the reason you died? she could be deleting evidence?! So is it worth it?

    Point taken - I suppose I would expect that friend to watch the video, see if it would be helpful in determining how I died, and make the appropriate decision at that time.

    I volunteer

    Only if you could promise not to have any enjoyment from watching the video, if it did in fact contribute to my death. Otherwise, take it home, put it on replay.
  • Nwalters113
    Nwalters113 Posts: 107
    Should I accept the silence as your unwillingness to promise?
  • serena569
    serena569 Posts: 427 Member
    My mom already found my vibrator once, so, uh.....

    I found my mom's....
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    I wouldn't be embarrassed, because I would have ceased to exist.

    I'd rather they didn't dig around under my basement though.
  • gil_u
    gil_u Posts: 165 Member
    I have to make sure I get someone trustworthy to erase my internet history as soon as I die.
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
    My mom already found my vibrator once, so, uh.....

    I found my mom's....

    my mom and sister went to buy theirs together. =\

    *hits delete button on memory* ... it doesn't work!!!!
  • MySunshine76
    MySunshine76 Posts: 389
    Even if you could, why be embarrassed? It was part of who you were.
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
    Even if you could, why be embarrassed? It was part of who you were.

    You're right. Afterall, we do live in a world where everyone is accepted just as they are =)

    oh wait, they aren't.
  • MySunshine76
    MySunshine76 Posts: 389
    Even if you could, why be embarrassed? It was part of who you were.

    You're right. Afterall, we do live in a world where everyone is accepted just as they are =)

    oh wait, they aren't.

    You shouldn't base your life....or death on acceptance. You should be proud of who you are, regardless of what someone else might think of you.
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
    Even if you could, why be embarrassed? It was part of who you were.

    You're right. Afterall, we do live in a world where everyone is accepted just as they are =)

    oh wait, they aren't.

    You shouldn't base your life....or death on acceptance. You should be proud of who you are, regardless of what someone else might think of you.

    Thanks Buzz Killington.

    Your views are unrealistic, fyi.
  • california_peach
    california_peach Posts: 1,809 Member
    The Twilight books
  • WolfPackFan13
    WolfPackFan13 Posts: 95 Member
    I have a standing pact with one of my best friends that if either of us were to die, the other is to go through hell and high water to delete my browser history.

    I typically keep my phone pretty clean, but if someone was to look at my google search history, they would be very confused.
    Yesterday: Where does the muffin man live?
    Today: Darth vader death metal
    Today: carl sagan cosmos
    Just now: old school american flag tattoos
  • brevislux
    brevislux Posts: 1,093 Member
    Stories I've written and my kamasutra dice.
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
    The Twilight books

    best just go ahead and burn those now...
  • Nikki31104
    Nikki31104 Posts: 816 Member
    This post really made me stop and think. I am damn boring. I have nothing in my room to be embarrassed about. I really need to work on that. Now I need some suggestions. :tongue:
  • StillChangingAmie
    StillChangingAmie Posts: 46
    My binders full of women.

    Dead. :laugh:
  • GwennyH
    GwennyH Posts: 80 Member
    This post really made me stop and think. I am damn boring. I have nothing in my room to be embarrassed about. I really need to work on that. Now I need some suggestions. :tongue:

    I'm with you: NOTHING exciting enough to be embarrassed about around here either!

    But I will confess to a freakish habit of always vacuuming under my couch and in between the cushions before I get on an airplane with my husband. I just can't stand the thought of anyone else finding that madness under there if neither of us make it back to vacuum again before family moves in!
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    Pictures from when I was a crazy raver girl and a ridiculous amount of old tank tops that should be thrown away...I mean who needs like 27 tank tops to sleep in?
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
    My binders full of women.

    Dead. :laugh:

    bahahahahah!

    do you think he kept pieces of hair too?
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
    This post really made me stop and think. I am damn boring. I have nothing in my room to be embarrassed about. I really need to work on that. Now I need some suggestions. :tongue:

    this is my life but the two would be two out of three tattoos i have. i have a cat face on my right shoulder and my nick name on my left arm. no one understands i was a dumb *kitten* teen
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
    This post really made me stop and think. I am damn boring. I have nothing in my room to be embarrassed about. I really need to work on that. Now I need some suggestions. :tongue:

    this is my life but the two would be two out of three tattoos i have. i have a cat face on my right shoulder and my nick name on my left arm. no one understands i was a dumb *kitten* teen

    what's wrong with a cat tattoo? I love cats. It would make me think you are a good person.

    If I ever see 2 people in a fight and one guy has a cat tattoo, I'll assume he's the good guy and that he's beating up a serial killer or something and so I'll jump in to help.
  • irishchick874
    irishchick874 Posts: 93
    This makes me want to call my best friend and give him instructions on what to destroy in the case of my death. My phone, computer, everything in my nightstand and my book of notes for story ideas. I would not be embarrassed by anything but my mom prob would if she found any of it. She would also be pissed to fined I have more tattoos then the ones she knows about.
  • BlisterLamb
    BlisterLamb Posts: 396 Member
    The item in my night table and some texts and emails on my cell phone.
  • MemphisKitten
    MemphisKitten Posts: 878 Member
    Vibrators and lesbian porn.
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