What do you eat for breakfast?

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I'm doing low carb so I have fried eggs, bacon, and 1 slice of low carb bread with butter. Since the bread has 5 carbs, uterus only slice I get all day. Sometimes I have scrambled eggs with cheddar cheese. This is my biggest meal. I have a salad for lunch almost everyday.

uterus diet? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

It's a good plan, a lot of womb for flexibility.

Don't jump into this all at once though. Baby steps.

I'd like to apologize for my earlier behavior...

...it was very infantile.

<crickets>

I guess people aren't ovary interested in this particular diet.

Well, they should be.

The results of this diet are remarkably reproducible.

It's certainly better than some of these other ill-conceived diets.

I don't want to belabor the point, but it's definitely worth considering.

EGGsactly.

SPERMAGEHRD! I LERV THERS THRERD!

Bumping this thread to induce more breakfast responses.

Yeah, I know...I probably shouldn't push it...

This truly is my crowning achievement.

So when I awoke this morning, my kids were downstairs chanting, "fetus! fetus!"

Well, that's what I thought they were saying. Turns out they were just hungry and wanted to be fed.

"What is the most important thing for effective comedy?" My answer is that it's the delivery.

I believe it was Thomas Edison that said, "Genius is 1 partum inspiration and 99 partums perspiration."

I got nothing. Infinity quotes...activate!

Pfft, men.

Oh, pause for a moment and see what I just did there.

Just. Can't. Stop.

Not true.

I can wean myself of this any time I want.

I'm just going to keep nursing this thread along.

Is it juvenile of me to keep bumping this?

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I'm doing low carb so I have fried eggs, bacon, and 1 slice of low carb bread with butter. Since the bread has 5 carbs, uterus only slice I get all day. Sometimes I have scrambled eggs with cheddar cheese. This is my biggest meal. I have a salad for lunch almost everyday.

uterus diet? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

It's a good plan, a lot of womb for flexibility.

Don't jump into this all at once though. Baby steps.

I'd like to apologize for my earlier behavior...

...it was very infantile.

<crickets>

I guess people aren't ovary interested in this particular diet.

Well, they should be.

The results of this diet are remarkably reproducible.

It's certainly better than some of these other ill-conceived diets.

I don't want to belabor the point, but it's definitely worth considering.

EGGsactly.

SPERMAGEHRD! I LERV THERS THRERD!

Bumping this thread to induce more breakfast responses.

Yeah, I know...I probably shouldn't push it...

This truly is my crowning achievement.

So when I awoke this morning, my kids were downstairs chanting, "fetus! fetus!"

Well, that's what I thought they were saying. Turns out they were just hungry and wanted to be fed.

"What is the most important thing for effective comedy?" My answer is that it's the delivery.

I believe it was Thomas Edison that said, "Genius is 1 partum inspiration and 99 partums perspiration."

I got nothing. Infinity quotes...activate!

Pfft, men.

Oh, pause for a moment and see what I just did there.

Just. Can't. Stop.

Not true.

I can wean myself of this any time I want.

I'm just going to keep nursing this thread along.

Is it juvenile of me to keep bumping this?

No, we're all enjoying watching the text box's contractions. Ah, the miracle of forum life.

show previous quotes

I'm doing low carb so I have fried eggs, bacon, and 1 slice of low carb bread with butter. Since the bread has 5 carbs, uterus only slice I get all day. Sometimes I have scrambled eggs with cheddar cheese. This is my biggest meal. I have a salad for lunch almost everyday.

uterus diet? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

It's a good plan, a lot of womb for flexibility.

Don't jump into this all at once though. Baby steps.

I'd like to apologize for my earlier behavior...

...it was very infantile.

<crickets>

I guess people aren't ovary interested in this particular diet.

Well, they should be.

The results of this diet are remarkably reproducible.

It's certainly better than some of these other ill-conceived diets.

I don't want to belabor the point, but it's definitely worth considering.

EGGsactly.

SPERMAGEHRD! I LERV THERS THRERD!

Bumping this thread to induce more breakfast responses.

Yeah, I know...I probably shouldn't push it...

This truly is my crowning achievement.

So when I awoke this morning, my kids were downstairs chanting, "fetus! fetus!"

Well, that's what I thought they were saying. Turns out they were just hungry and wanted to be fed.

"What is the most important thing for effective comedy?" My answer is that it's the delivery.

I believe it was Thomas Edison that said, "Genius is 1 partum inspiration and 99 partums perspiration."

I got nothing. Infinity quotes...activate!

Pfft, men.

Oh, pause for a moment and see what I just did there.

Just. Can't. Stop.

Not true.

I can wean myself of this any time I want.

I'm just going to keep nursing this thread along.

Is it juvenile of me to keep bumping this?

No, we're all enjoying watching the text box's contractions. Ah, the miracle of forum life.

No kidding.

I'm all out of reproductive system/kid puns...just bumping this because it's Thanksgiving.

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I'm doing low carb so I have fried eggs, bacon, and 1 slice of low carb bread with butter. Since the bread has 5 carbs, uterus only slice I get all day. Sometimes I have scrambled eggs with cheddar cheese. This is my biggest meal. I have a salad for lunch almost everyday.

uterus diet? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

It's a good plan, a lot of womb for flexibility.

Don't jump into this all at once though. Baby steps.

I'd like to apologize for my earlier behavior...

...it was very infantile.

<crickets>

I guess people aren't ovary interested in this particular diet.

Well, they should be.

The results of this diet are remarkably reproducible.

It's certainly better than some of these other ill-conceived diets.

I don't want to belabor the point, but it's definitely worth considering.

EGGsactly.

SPERMAGEHRD! I LERV THERS THRERD!

Bumping this thread to induce more breakfast responses.

Yeah, I know...I probably shouldn't push it...

This truly is my crowning achievement.

So when I awoke this morning, my kids were downstairs chanting, "fetus! fetus!"

Well, that's what I thought they were saying. Turns out they were just hungry and wanted to be fed.

"What is the most important thing for effective comedy?" My answer is that it's the delivery.

I believe it was Thomas Edison that said, "Genius is 1 partum inspiration and 99 partums perspiration."

I got nothing. Infinity quotes...activate!

Pfft, men.

Oh, pause for a moment and see what I just did there.

Just. Can't. Stop.

Not true.

I can wean myself of this any time I want.

I'm just going to keep nursing this thread along.

Is it juvenile of me to keep bumping this?

No, we're all enjoying watching the text box's contractions. Ah, the miracle of forum life.

No kidding.

I'm all out of reproductive system/kid puns...just bumping this because it's Thanksgiving.

my what a cute bump you have!

So you're saying I look pregnant???

:huh:

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I'm doing low carb so I have fried eggs, bacon, and 1 slice of low carb bread with butter. Since the bread has 5 carbs, uterus only slice I get all day. Sometimes I have scrambled eggs with cheddar cheese. This is my biggest meal. I have a salad for lunch almost everyday.

uterus diet? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

It's a good plan, a lot of womb for flexibility.

Don't jump into this all at once though. Baby steps.

I'd like to apologize for my earlier behavior...

...it was very infantile.

<crickets>

I guess people aren't ovary interested in this particular diet.

Well, they should be.

The results of this diet are remarkably reproducible.

It's certainly better than some of these other ill-conceived diets.

I don't want to belabor the point, but it's definitely worth considering.

EGGsactly.

SPERMAGEHRD! I LERV THERS THRERD!

Bumping this thread to induce more breakfast responses.

Yeah, I know...I probably shouldn't push it...

This truly is my crowning achievement.

So when I awoke this morning, my kids were downstairs chanting, "fetus! fetus!"

Well, that's what I thought they were saying. Turns out they were just hungry and wanted to be fed.

"What is the most important thing for effective comedy?" My answer is that it's the delivery.

I believe it was Thomas Edison that said, "Genius is 1 partum inspiration and 99 partums perspiration."

I got nothing. Infinity quotes...activate!

Pfft, men.

Oh, pause for a moment and see what I just did there.

Just. Can't. Stop.

Not true.

I can wean myself of this any time I want.

I'm just going to keep nursing this thread along.

Is it juvenile of me to keep bumping this?

No, we're all enjoying watching the text box's contractions. Ah, the miracle of forum life.

No kidding.

I'm all out of reproductive system/kid puns...just bumping this because it's Thanksgiving.

my what a cute bump you have!

So you're saying I look pregnant???

:huh:

um...<pregnant pause>

I wasn't expecting that.

I either do meat and nuts or steel cut oats with blueberries.

3 egg whites scrambled with spinach
arnolds multigran w/ flax sandwhich thins toasted with 2 tbs roasted red pepper hummus
1- morningstar orginal vegetarian sausage patty

I swear by porridge. No need for milk, after having it with water a few times I grew to prefer it and per 40g portion it is 140kcal instead of 270kcal. It's so filling and just use a teaspoon of light hot chocolate powder which makes the whole bowl taste like melted chocolate for only 20 kcal. Reduced sugar jam is also a good shout.

Bump for later!

Bump for now!

I am running low on groceries (which means a trip to the store in the near future, boo) so I ate a bagel with cream cheese. Simple.

I eat a veggie burger on a skinny whole wheat bun for breakfast. I know it's a bit odd but I need a lot of protein to keep my blood sugar level even. You could make it a veggie sausage sandwich to make it more like breakfast.

I usually go for high fiber cereal with fat free skim milk with fruit.. high fiber oatmeal with fruit.. fruit and yogurt.. egg whites (omelets, scrambled) with 2 slices of bacon and fruit.. or if I want something a little sweeter low-fat whole grain waffles or I'll make 2 pieces of french toast for 213 cal's with fruit. I usually keep my breakfast items in the 200's.

2 egg whites, bacon, ham and a cup of almond milk, keeps me going til lunchtime, no breads

That is an awesome idea for breakfast quinoa, almond milk, banana and frozen fruit...because i was tired of oatmeal and egg whites lol...Thanks for the idea...

It varies, and can include the following:

Oatmeal with blueberries or raspberries, Stevia, and Almond milk.

Cheerios with blueberries, Stevia, and almond milk.

Carb Master or Yoplait fat-free yogurt mixed with 1% cottage cheese and a side of fruit.

Omelets with veggies.

And as a once in a while treat (because I believe in treats), whole wheat waffles with regular butter and syrup. (just have to budget meals better later in the day)