You might be a fitness pal if.........Jokes!

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  • hughtwalker
    hughtwalker Posts: 2,213 Member
    ... you can think of another ABC Game category after you already did 10 Zed words
  • jligon92
    jligon92 Posts: 13
    ^ I am so guilty of this!
  • Kkramer26
    Kkramer26 Posts: 17
    You go to a restaurant and type in a few choices on mfp food tracker, then choose the one that has the least amount of calories! Lol
  • tabnmyq
    tabnmyq Posts: 10 Member
    That's so me and my 5 year old says..... mommy that doesn't make sence
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    Every time you see someone above you on a balcony, stair case, or wherever...you rate the person above you.
  • hughtwalker
    hughtwalker Posts: 2,213 Member
    ... you keep wanting to tell the more rotund people you never met before about Myfitnesspal.com
  • jayhawkfan51
    jayhawkfan51 Posts: 78 Member
    Since I cant quote every single one of these, I will just say Oh God, that is so me! Im guilty! :noway:
  • hughtwalker
    hughtwalker Posts: 2,213 Member
    ... you lie awake worrying because you forgot to log the celery you ate at bedtime
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    You know what NSV, IIFYM, EMWL, and NROL4W all stand for.
  • kerissaganaya
    kerissaganaya Posts: 1
    If you get excited when your plans of going out to dinner get cancled because instead of getting that tiny high calorie salad, you can eat a whole lot more for the same amount of calories.
  • 1960HikerDude
    1960HikerDude Posts: 215 Member
    You spot an attractive member of the opposite sex and the first thing you do is visit his or her profile to check out the before and after pix.
  • hughtwalker
    hughtwalker Posts: 2,213 Member
    ... you get a "friend invitation" from a pretty young girl and you send her a message asking if she is sure she didn't send it to the wrong person.
  • hughtwalker
    hughtwalker Posts: 2,213 Member
    ... you forget which thread you are replying to and put a ' ? ' on the end in case it is the "Chocolate covered zombie elves " thread
  • Brandi1525
    Brandi1525 Posts: 23 Member
    .....if your partner makes you a meal and you make them get the food packets out the trash so you can log it

    THIS IS SO ME...LMAO !!!
  • mamamc03
    mamamc03 Posts: 1,067 Member
    ... you need a smart phone and an internet connection order a meal in a restaurant.

    YES!!! OMG....!!
  • mamamc03
    mamamc03 Posts: 1,067 Member
    A majority of family meals are spent hunkered over a phone...not on FB...but on MFP logging that last 1/2 TBSP of salsa you had on the 1/4 of a chip.
  • mamamc03
    mamamc03 Posts: 1,067 Member
    You know down to the calorie how much each Pretzel M&M is....(10 to be exact). This way, you can buy the big pack, baggie them into 100 cal servings and have M&M's any time!! YAY!!
  • Mcfatcat
    Mcfatcat Posts: 21
    Youre drunk and think "oh ****, I need to log this"

    OH GOD MY SIDES XD ROFL
  • gspea
    gspea Posts: 412 Member
    Oh and when you go to MFP First when you logon! I don't even look at the news first anymore - MFP is now my home page... geeesshhh I have it bad...
  • aNewMiniMe
    aNewMiniMe Posts: 116 Member
    LOL - This is sooooooo me!
    ... you need a smart phone and an internet connection order a meal in a restaurant.
  • aNewMiniMe
    aNewMiniMe Posts: 116 Member
    Wow - I thought I was a hard core MFP but you got me on the last two.
    You know what NSV, IIFYM, EMWL, and NROL4W all stand for.
  • BSchoberg
    BSchoberg Posts: 712 Member
    ....if you find yourself digging, scraping, and licking the bottom of a greek yogurt cup to get every last bit because, hey, you already entered the calories into your food diary and you might as well get your money's worth!

    ^ Guilty!


    ... if you jump on the MFP website before opening up your work email in the morning.

    Nah - I make sure I punch in first... but then, it's right onto MFP! :blushing:
  • dmpizza
    dmpizza Posts: 3,321 Member
    You have gotten a Warning from Forum Moderators...better stop there. :bigsmile:

    Many times
  • TheCaren
    TheCaren Posts: 894 Member
    You cringe when you see a blatantly misinformed newbie post and cringe. Not because of the misinformation, but because you know the newbie is about to be crucified. Yeah, I went there.

    Can't tell ya how many times I've said "hey I share your view, but you're about to get blasted" LOL
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    You have gotten a Warning from Forum Moderators...better stop there. :bigsmile:

    Many times

    Right there with ya...

    P.S. I now have the sound effect from the Six Million Dollar Man jumping over stuff in my head...
  • donyellemoniquex3
    donyellemoniquex3 Posts: 2,384 Member
    You have your whole day's food intake plugged in before breakfast.

    so true
  • BSchoberg
    BSchoberg Posts: 712 Member
    ... when you refuse to even taste something from someone else's meal because you have no idea what's in it, how it was prepared, or how to log it! My poor assistant is always saying "taste this, it's so good!" - and I'm like "no, no thanks." She knows why I'm turning it down and she says "it can't be THAT bad!" LOL
  • 1960HikerDude
    1960HikerDude Posts: 215 Member
    You're proud of the loosers been hanging out with.
  • Shannon2714
    Shannon2714 Posts: 843 Member
    .....if your partner makes you a meal and you make them get the food packets out the trash so you can log it


    All the damn time!
  • Maccbow
    Maccbow Posts: 53 Member
    .....if your partner makes you a meal and you make them get the food packets out the trash so you can log it

    TRUE STORY!!

    Also, my daughter, (also a good cook) says, "Mom, if you ask me everything that's in that recipe, like you do when Daddy makes something, I'd never make you anything again! That's sooo ANNOYING!"

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