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      Someone brings pastries, cookies, and cake into work, and you say, "Ohhhhh NOOOO!!!" Then you take it, and give it away to another department as fast as you can!! :noway:
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      .....if your partner makes you a meal and you make them get the food packets out the trash so you can log it

      ^ This!! I've become a trash digger because of MFP.
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      you get angry on your phone, when the battery is low and you really need it to track your walking!
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      I do the same thing with almonds at work, luckily I have my own office so no one can see me haha

      I do this too. My bf is like, "Why are you counting out 17 almonds everyday?"
    • Posts: 763 Member
      ..know what PB2 and Protein shakes are about.
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      Literally happening as I am reading this thread....
      ....if you're kids run into the kitchen, grab their empty gummy wrappers and say "let's check the calories"!

      Perfect timing!!!!
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      .....if your partner makes you a meal and you make them get the food packets out the trash so you can log it
      True! lol
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      Literally happening as I am reading this thread....
      ....if you're kids run into the kitchen, grab their empty gummy wrappers and say "let's check the calories"!

      Perfect timing!!!!

      LOL mine 'reads' the label on her fruit bar everyday!! she's 2, it says 'i love you' or so i've been told!
    • Posts: 984 Member
      .....if your partner makes you a meal and you make them get the food packets out the trash so you can log it

      Bingo!!
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      You "accidently" gain a pound, and REFUSE to log your weight again until you have lost the 1 pound, + part of another.
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      You might be a fitness pal If you KNOW that this is NOT the way to get those 6 pack abs!

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      What's wrong with this?? I do it all the time.... No sense in getting two dishes dirty. :noway:

      Love this. True confession, I use the measuring cup as a serving spoon for the whole family. Like you said, no sense getting an extra dish (or utensil) dirty!
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      When you wake up from a nightmare in which you're in a panic because you MUST log in your calories but you can't recall what you've eaten for the past week.
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      You "accidently" gain a pound, and REFUSE to log your weight again until you have lost the 1 pound, + part of another.

      Oh yeah!!

      I haven't logged my weight since November 4 because of this.

      I'm a terrible person. :sad:
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      Its official! I am now a fitness pal. Thanks for sharing the F5 button. You guys ROCK! :)

      Don't forget the windows+L combination keys to make your screen immediately dark if someone walks in on you at work and you're reading MFP. Now of course I've NEVER had that happen, but just in case some of you need a trick or two:wink:
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      .....if your partner makes you a meal and you make them get the food packets out the trash so you can log it

      hahahahaha YES!
    • Posts: 564 Member
      If you already wrote a blog titled, your addited to MFP when... http://www.myfitnesspal.com/blog/mandy0688/view/you-know-when-your-addicted-to-mfp-when-443194

      ROFLMAO!
    • Posts: 836 Member
      You husband or kids will log for you while you are measuring and weighing your food, or when hubby packs my lunch he puts measurements on a sticky note :wink:
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      You have ever accidentally bleached your arm hair trying to clean the blood out of your backseat after killing a hooker.

      Am I right?

      Wait, what site is this?

      peroxide for the stain. bleach for the DNA
    • Posts: 984 Member
      You husband or kids will log for you while you are measuring and weighing your food, or when hubby packs my lunch he puts measurements on a sticky note :wink:

      Oh, he's a keeper! :heart: What a gem!
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      You take a package of crystal light to the bar with you to mix with the lowest calorie vodka you can find because if you are going to drink your calories, you want the calories in the alcohol and not in the juice.
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      Don't forget the windows+L combination keys to make your screen immediately dark if someone walks in on you at work and you're reading MFP. Now of course I've NEVER had that happen, but just in case some of you need a trick or two:wink:

      Even better just use windows+d and it minimizes everything and just shows your desktop without locking you out
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      Also when you walk out your door to find that one of the lovely neighbors in your apartment complex has left a basket of christmas goodies at your doorstep. You open the package to find FUDGE, oh FUDGE! So you eat a tiny sliver off of the corner of one of the pieces and then think seriously about finding your neighbor so you can ask her all the ingredients so you can log your sliver of fudge accurately. (Yes, this happened to me just today.)
    • Posts: 385 Member
      I just came on to the thread to tell the OP he has the awesomest user name ever. I am still laughing. Thank you.
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      If you dropped some of your cooked product on the floor so you toss the rest and start cooking a new (whatever) just to know you can log the correct amount...
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      If you dropped some of your cooked product on the floor so you toss the rest and start cooking a new (whatever) just to know you can log the correct amount...
      ... and if you prelogged it already ... ?
    • Posts: 2,213 Member
      ... you ache to correct the spelling mistakes - your and loose(r) etc. - but you just know you'll get jumped on if you do.
    • Posts: 198 Member
      I just came on to the thread to tell the OP he has the awesomest user name ever. I am still laughing. Thank you.

      Thanks!

      And you might be a fitness pal if you have ever been accused of being 'hangry'!
    • Posts: 224
      You spend more time logging food than you do eating it.
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