Who would you like to punch in the face?
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My best friend's "husband" - in quotes because he can't decide if he is or isn't.0
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it's easier to say who I dont want to punch......0
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today? almost everybody.0
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Gloria Allred. I'd like to turn her into Gloria Allblacknblue0
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The two sales guys in the local Diamond-Mazda car commercial.0
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My best friend's "husband" - in quotes because he can't decide if he is or isn't.
gay?0 -
My best friend's ex-wife....she is a major B to everyone0
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Well.. Since you asked..
I would pound my poor arms into stumps if I could punch every moron that drives in this town right in the face. ROAD RAGE!!!! lol
They deliberately block you from getting around them. They enjoy the petty little control they can exert on the road because they have zero control over their own pathetic lives.
They smoke cigarettes with their windows down, I don't want to smell that foul **** roll your damn windows up. I am trying to enjoy the nice weather.
They have no idea what a turn signal is used for. I'm not psychic.. I don't have ESPn
Tapping the brakes every few seconds for no frakking reason.
Playing their 1.21 jiggawatt stereo so loud my rearview mirror is shaking..
Stupid rednecks with train horns on their trucks.. I have a special hatred for those *kitten*.
Stupid rednecks that let their dogs walk around the truckbed- unleashed, going 80 on the freeway.. Ever wonder where the big dog roadkill comes from? bingo was his name O
Stupid rednecks who think their stock pick'em'up truck with a loud muffler is a hot rod.
Anyone that isn't speeding in the left lane.
Especially idiots that want to go under the speed limit in the left lane.. Oh how I abhor you..
Lastly, if you see a car coming up behind you.. get out of my damn way, it won't kill you to move one lane over and let me get on with my day.
Ain't I a ray of sunshine on this subject?
I could be you. Goes double for the doofuses (doofi?) with the dogs in the truck beds. Also wanted to add the charmers who have the ginormous fake bull testicles dangling from the hitch. Saw some blue ones the other day, I laughed...0 -
My best friend's "husband" - in quotes because he can't decide if he is or isn't.
gay?
Can't decide if he wants to be married or not - loves her but wants to sleep with other women, doesn't want to split their home up but wants to be "happy", wants to fix their house up so that it will be ready to sell "if they don't work out" - What committed husband talks like that?!0 -
my boss..because I worked more hours then him or the lead tech this year and only took one sick day while each of them were sick on same week (boss had heart attack and lead tech had kidney stones) and he thinks I should not take the 2 weeks of vacation I earned yet he won't pay me extra for me working through vacation time this year ..and we are not making enough to hire more help even and he whined to me "I haven't had a vacation" when he is gone for hours out of a day all the time and leaves early and they both are gone all the time and I run the shop by myself a lot.
They are gone for any excuse in the world all day yet they "don't count as vacation days" whatever!!
I work so hard he wants to act like it's nothing because I am healthy.. :explode:0 -
like box? my two best guy friends. Id box them both on youtube. Not the same day though, id be dead. Theyre pretty strong and light on their feet.0
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i want to punch every bee in the face....
listen to dane cook to understand that one.
Hahaha, instead of punching anyone in the face, I'm just going to use my shark rocket.
haha...some has my sense of humor!!!!0 -
#1 Tony Horton - right in the throat
#2 Shaun T - right in the throat
#3 Leandro Carvalho - kick him in the nads
#4 All the spider monkeys at the Cross Fit gym punch them in the forehead, kinda like a Z stamp0 -
#1 Tony Horton - right in the throat
#2 Shaun T - right in the throat
#3 Leandro Carvalho - kick him in the nads
#4 All the spider monkeys at the Cross Fit gym punch them in the forehead, kinda like a Z stamp
What's a spider monkey?0 -
#1 Tony Horton - right in the throat
#2 Shaun T - right in the throat
#3 Leandro Carvalho - kick him in the nads
#4 All the spider monkeys at the Cross Fit gym punch them in the forehead, kinda like a Z stamp
What's a spider monkey?
Nvm I just googled it. You're a racist.0 -
My best friend's "husband" - in quotes because he can't decide if he is or isn't.
gay?
Can't decide if he wants to be married or not - loves her but wants to sleep with other women, doesn't want to split their home up but wants to be "happy", wants to fix their house up so that it will be ready to sell "if they don't work out" - What committed husband talks like that?!
She should take control and dump his *kitten*0 -
Huh? Cross fit dudes are little guys with no fat that work me to death at the gym. What are you talking about?0
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#1 Tony Horton - right in the throat
#2 Shaun T - right in the throat
#3 Leandro Carvalho - kick him in the nads
#4 All the spider monkeys at the Cross Fit gym punch them in the forehead, kinda like a Z stamp
What's a spider monkey?
Nvm I just googled it. You're a racist.
Huh? Cross fit dudes are little guys with no fat that work me to death at the gym. What are you talking about and you're short and your mother dresses you funny.0 -
#1 Tony Horton - right in the throat
#2 Shaun T - right in the throat
#3 Leandro Carvalho - kick him in the nads
#4 All the spider monkeys at the Cross Fit gym punch them in the forehead, kinda like a Z stamp
What's a spider monkey?
Nvm I just googled it. You're a racist.
Huh? Cross fit dudes are little guys with no fat that work me to death at the gym. What are you talking about and you're short and your mother dresses you funny.
lmao0 -
#1 Tony Horton - right in the throat
#2 Shaun T - right in the throat
#3 Leandro Carvalho - kick him in the nads
#4 All the spider monkeys at the Cross Fit gym punch them in the forehead, kinda like a Z stamp
What's a spider monkey?
Nvm I just googled it. You're a racist.
Huh? Cross fit dudes are little guys with no fat that work me to death at the gym. What are you talking about and you're short and your mother dresses you funny.
lmao
So am I still a racist?0 -
My college professor who thinks every class should be turned into a stage for him to vent about his political opinions. In a Spanish class about film.0
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One of the kardashions or peris hilton! But i dont hit girls so i would probably throw something at them bwahahahaha0
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Justin Bieber. He represents the decline of music in America.0
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#1 Tony Horton - right in the throat
#2 Shaun T - right in the throat
#3 Leandro Carvalho - kick him in the nads
#4 All the spider monkeys at the Cross Fit gym punch them in the forehead, kinda like a Z stamp
What's a spider monkey?
Nvm I just googled it. You're a racist.
Huh? Cross fit dudes are little guys with no fat that work me to death at the gym. What are you talking about and you're short and your mother dresses you funny.
lmao
So am I still a racist?
No. Nice rims0 -
1. The guy in the semi truck who backed into my car last night and then tried to say he didn't when the cops showed up.
2. My boss (why are bosses always the one in the company who knows the least about the actual job that is done there?)
3. My apartment's office manager.
Those are just the ones that come to mind right now. Stupid people exist everywhere and are constantly giving me excuse to imaginary punch them.0 -
I don't punch, I bite.0
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Today it would be my dentist...for screwing up the molds I had made for a bite plate and now I have to go get them done AGAIN :grumble: :grumble: :grumble:0
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I would very much like to muff punch Gwyneth Paltrow. Female douche bag.0
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My hero :flowerforyou:The random Biker I punched this weekend who groped the random girl that didn't want to get groped.0 -
I would love to plant my foot firmly and deeply up the roo-rah of all the condescending PC Police.
If you are one of the deplorable cretins who has made a PC correction to anyone on this thread.... I understand....you have urgent needs that should be addressed quickly.....and you can immediately move your roo-rah to the front of the line.0
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