Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

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  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    for telling lies about me selling my horse. I would never do it
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    for reshoeing your horse with ping pong paddles from the sports department
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    for trying to ride the carousel horses, around the shop
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    for taking inventory of other peoples carts
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    for eating the chicken and leaving the bones on the shelves
  • dorothytd
    dorothytd Posts: 1,138 Member
    riding a bicycle through the aisles..

    LOL - I almost got run over yesterday by someone doing this!!!
  • sam308lbs
    sam308lbs Posts: 1,936 Member
    she started playing footsie with the cashier
  • Kap10
    Kap10 Posts: 229 Member
    For standing at the till and commenting on the healthiness of each item as customers emptied their shopping basket / trolley.

    "That'll make you fat"
    "Oooh you'll look real porky after a few of them."
    "That looks real healthy, are you buying it for a friend?"
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    For standing at the till and commenting on the healthiness of each item as customers emptied their shopping basket / trolley.

    "That'll make you fat"
    "Oooh you'll look real porky after a few of them."
    "That looks real healthy, are you buying it for a friend?"

    :laugh:

    For telling customers that the milk was actually breast milk because the cows went on strike
  • Farah_akbar
    Farah_akbar Posts: 1,692 Member
    Got kicked out cause she was ripping very sexy men's shirts offf
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    for blocking the entrance with your car thinking it was a drive-up window
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    Walking into the store "donald ducking it".
  • capriqueen
    capriqueen Posts: 976 Member
    She walked the whole store pulling off dresses, and thought only the red dress she was wearing looked the best.
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    for stripping off in the mens room
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,725 Member
    For trying to tan in the plant aisle
  • silky_kitten
    silky_kitten Posts: 171 Member
    Sleeping in the express lanes
  • AvalonsUnicorn
    AvalonsUnicorn Posts: 425 Member
    throwing poke balls at customers to try and catch em all lol
  • thoseblueeyes
    thoseblueeyes Posts: 812 Member
    For going up to cuatomers with that crazy look and asking if they have seen her unicorn.
  • SlimSammy2012
    SlimSammy2012 Posts: 893
    For pretending she normally shops at Wlamart but actually shops at Neiman Marcus!
  • upnorthtim
    upnorthtim Posts: 376 Member
    Sitting down in the TV section and popping open a six-pack
  • Farah_akbar
    Farah_akbar Posts: 1,692 Member
    For acting as if he owned the place
  • Mhaney
    Mhaney Posts: 467 Member
    solicitation
  • upnorthtim
    upnorthtim Posts: 376 Member
    impersonating the vice-squad
  • Farah_akbar
    Farah_akbar Posts: 1,692 Member
    For walking out with a bunch of things without paying
  • JonnyR214
    JonnyR214 Posts: 228 Member
    for cursing out the woman at register
  • penith113
    penith113 Posts: 113 Member
    For getting naked in the produce aisle
    ETA: and trying to bounce fruit off those ABS!!!!
  • hmaddy84
    hmaddy84 Posts: 44
    @penith113, for bouncing fruit off of the naked guy in the produce aisle!
  • upnorthtim
    upnorthtim Posts: 376 Member
    for setting up ant farms in the fruit section.........
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    using different size funnels to practice your "Madonna look" in the auto department,
  • silky_kitten
    silky_kitten Posts: 171 Member
    Loosening all the nuts and bolts on the bicycles

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