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    Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

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    • Posts: 376 Member
      Setting up a medical marijuana stand in the pharmacy
    • Posts: 7,173 Member
      playing Dance, Dance Revolution in the middle of an aisle...with no music...
    • Posts: 1,725 Member
      Prancing around dressed as Lady Gaga, telling people they are your minions
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      ...for talking to all the stuff animals in the Baby section and getting answers!
    • Posts: 7,173 Member
      Creating a slip & slide in an aisle using all of the KY
    • Posts: 149 Member
      driving the power wheels cars through the aisle yelling move over, this is the fast lane!!
    • Posts: 471 Member
      Knocking over the sunglass rack.
    • Posts: 671 Member
      Licking all the apples and putting them back on the display.
    • Posts: 1,005 Member
      for trying to hold an mfp convention
    • Posts: 7,173 Member
      Warning shoppers who venture into the craft section that glitter is the herpes of craft supplies
    • Posts: 1,692 Member
      Trying to rob the mall with yummy sweets
    • Posts: 376 Member
      for trying to bargain with the checkout person.........
    • Posts: 2,205 Member
      Spilling TimHortons coffee all over the television display. Whoops!
    • Posts: 1,692 Member
      @UPNOR CAUSE YOU WERE RUDE TO ME AT THE CHECK OUT YOU OUT ME KICKED OUT AND I GOT YOU KICKED OUT AND SAY WANA GET KICKED OUT AGAIN
    • Posts: 261 Member
      Making a fort out of the bedding...
    • Posts: 1,692 Member
      FOR WINKING AT THE BOUNCER WHEN SHE GOT RED HANDED FOR SEALING HAIR COLOUR
    • Posts: 7,173 Member
      Making a giant domino-like structure with the DVDs all throughout the store
    • Posts: 7,646 Member
      Smashing down the domino like DVD structure
    • Posts: 2,205 Member
      Snooping around in the staff room, in spite of non-employee status, and snagging the pizza that was left out oh so invitingly on the table.
    • Posts: 7,173 Member
      busting out a wicked drum solo using pots & pans
    • Posts: 1,692 Member
      TRY TO SWAP HER GLASSES FOR NEW ONES
    • Posts: 172 Member
      running around franticly screaming they are coming to take me away haha hehe to the funny farm...
    • Posts: 1,692 Member
      HA HA HA

      TRYING TO SELL THINGS WHICH DIDNT EVEN BELONG TO HER
    • Posts: 3,808 Member
      for following me around asking are you my mummy?
    • Posts: 1,692 Member
      for following me around asking are you my mummy?

      cause she is WILD has been seen around WITH my DADDY
    • Posts: 151 Member
      Locking yourself into a fitting room and yelling "hey, can someone being me some toilet paper?!"

      ahhhh haaaa ROFL the best one.
    • Posts: 1,005 Member
      for giving away the ending to every movie some picked up even if you never saw the movie
    • Posts: 7,173 Member
      for making a margarita bar in home appliances
    • Posts: 986 Member
      @laura for telling people that she's a psychic medium and that a family member wants to transmit a message.
    • Posts: 236 Member
      For using the exercise bikes, ellipticals, treadmills, and weights that are on display as your personal gym everyday :laugh:
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