Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

BeachGingerOnTheRocks · January 2013

For being intelligent and dressed well.

RitaSantoss · January 2013

For using the exercise bikes, ellipticals, treadmills, and weights that are on display as your personal gym everyday :laugh:

Now THAT'S a good reason to get kicked out of Walmart! :drinker: :laugh:

mikey1976 · January 2013

For using the exercise bikes, ellipticals, treadmills, and weights that are on display as your personal gym everyday :laugh:

Now THAT'S a good reason to get kicked out of Walmart! :drinker: :laugh:

for saleing gym memberships to her gym

metaphoria · January 2013

Holding a "save the gherkins" rally in the condiments aisle.

upnorthtim · January 2013

setting up a hot dog stand in the meat dept.

Cowboyzfan82288 · January 2013

Skeet shooting in sporting goods

SlimSammy2012 · January 2013

...for shooting hoops with frozen turkeys into old ladies shopping carts!

polarsjewel · January 2013

...for impersonating a Walmart greeter

TK266 · January 2013

improper use of zip ties while still in the store

richied26 · January 2013

scaring small children

whitmars106 · January 2013

For trying on water sports gear while rocking out to Kiss.

FitFrazzle · January 2013

For putting Tooth Brushes in improper body cavities

JNick77 · January 2013

For trying on water sports gear while rocking out to Kiss.

For stealing flowers from the garden section for her hair prior to her wedding ceremony.

sissiluv · January 2013

@FitFrazzle: For breaking down in a vogue dance in the middle of the busiest aisle. Strike a pose!
@Nick: For being a penguin overlord attempting to rob and/or take over the walmart corporation.

MikeyD1280 · January 2013

she asked me to come into the dressing room to help with the bras she was trying on

LauraMacNCheese · January 2013

Using said bras as sling shots to hurl fruit across the store

polarsjewel · January 2013

Juggling chainsaws

FitBeto · January 2013

being an aminal

polarsjewel · January 2013

Throwing gang signs

iAMsmiling · January 2013

Impersonating an Imperial Princess.

silky_kitten · January 2013

Impersonating a sheep

zepdig · January 2013

pretending to be a mannequin

sissiluv · January 2013

@Zepdig: Banned for rolling out a sleeping bag in the middle of the store and taking a nap, then filming the reactions of the people who stumble across you in secret.

Stdavis53 · January 2013

Using the check out belt as a treadmill.

mcshoelovin22 · January 2013

Tossing tampons over the isle and running

silky_kitten · January 2013

Testing out the teeth whitening strips

zepdig · January 2013

flossing in the isles

MetSox129 · January 2013

filling his backpack with misc items

zepdig · January 2013

Testing out the teeth whitening strips

great minds think alikelol

RichNice · January 2013

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Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

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