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    That mirrors were gateways to other worlds populated by evil demonic creatures who wanted to pull me in. I refused to ever be around large mirrors.
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    Jackrabbits do exist ... http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/animals/mammals/jackrabbit/

    Unless he was talking about magical ones or sumthin ...

    He may have been talking about Jackalopes....I grew up in South Dakota and they're a popular legend....part jackrabbit part antelope. :smile:
  • Posts: 58 Member
    I'll just put the tip in...

    BWAHAHAHA! =)
  • Posts: 224 Member
    When I was REALLY young I used to think the world used to be black & white, because all old pictures were in black & white.

    Shutup I was a kid!!

    That's too cute. :)
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    I love all of these hahaha


    When I was little, my uncle taught me and my cousins that saskatoon berries were called "poozonkies"... we called them that for years. Same uncle taught us that the big balls on tall power lines were "airplane eggs," and if we saw a broken one (which happened a few times), we got excited and thought we'd be able to see a baby airplane. Sheesh.
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    My mom used to convince me on my birthday I would turn into a boy, so every year (up until I was like 7) I would be terrified for my birthday because I wanted to stay girl. :grumble: Pretty mean of her!

    I was also convinced you could get pregnant from drinking out of the water fountain after a boy... Real pathetic.
  • Posts: 602 Member
    I told my friend my brother could beat up his brother, I think he started that rant though. Well I ended up getting my brother beat up.
  • Posts: 69 Member
    I'll just put the tip in...

    I laughed so hard when I read this... wow
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    Do you guys have any car dealerships around that use the giant lights criss-crossing in the sky at night on Friday nights They do that to attract customers. When I was a kid I thought it was " The Goverment" looking for U.F.O.s lol...
  • Posts: 116 Member
    That if you stood too close to the tv you'd go blind!
  • Posts: 673 Member
    When I was a kid I thought that lightning hit the clouds and made holes and that's what made it rain.
  • Posts: 2,205 Member
    I used to believe angels rode in the clouds, like they'd drive them to and fro.
    Damn science debunked that. :c
  • Posts: 354 Member
    That people actually like me. :cry:
  • Posts: 4,733 Member
    i used to think "floccinaucinihilipilification" was spelled with 3 c's instead of 4 c's.

    i know? ...right.

    duh! :noway:
  • Posts: 86 Member
    That you could catch a tan at night by "moonbathing"
  • Posts: 58 Member
    That burnt toast makes you grow hair on your chest...... I threw out toast all the time if I thought it was too "well done".
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    That people actually like me. :cry:

    I used to believe that too! STRANGE!!!
  • Posts: 284 Member
    That I was crazy for thinking my best friend wanted my kids Father. They are now married! lol

    I'll do it tomorrow..promise.

    I am doing my room.

    I have no homework.

    Rod Stewart was my real Daddy. My mum loves him and I believed it when I was a kid lol
  • Posts: 4,676 Member
    That MFP was for weight loss and not a match-maker service.... :bigsmile:
  • Posts: 762 Member
    That babies were born through their mommie's belly buttons. It just opened up and the baby rose up into the doctor's hands.
  • Posts: 11 Member
    That zombies are real!

    ...they're not, right?
  • Posts: 295 Member
    All dogs were boys and all cats were girls :P...think about it...most cartoons or movies, that's how it is!! so that's what I thought.
  • Posts: 843 Member
    "Till death do us part..."

    DOH!
    *agreed*
  • Posts: 3,763 Member
    I had a skeleton under my bed. If I got up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, I'd take a huge jump out of the bed and a running leap back so he couldn't grab my ankle.
  • Posts: 1,438 Member
    I had an Uncle who lost a thumb in a farming accident. He had all us kids believing he lost it because he was a thumb sucker when he was little and he sucked it off.
  • Posts: 147 Member
    When I was about 3 or 4, my sister told me there were prizes in the bottom of polaroid pictures. I believed it until I searched for my prize only to find a mild chemical burn.
  • Posts: 37 Member
    God..of any kind.
  • Posts: 322 Member
    My first husand's marriage vows.
  • Posts: 555 Member
    HA! That is AWESOME.
    I convinced my cousin that bales of hay were hibernating cows.
  • Posts: 415 Member
    I would hear noises from my pillow at night when I slept on my side. I thought it was bugs crawling in my pillow, until I was in my teens and realized it was my heartbeat... :blushing:

    I remember this! I thought Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street lived in my pillow!
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