Pop Tart Cleanse Anybody? Looking for Feedback.

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  • Needs icecream.

    I second this. If you start bloating, just eat more ice cream and the toxins and fat will melt away.
  • The fastest way is to crush them up and inhale through a straw ! Everybody knows that
  • BBehnke84
    BBehnke84 Posts: 537 Member
    Ok folks let's be real now, everyone knows that the Toaster Strudel brand is better as a cleanse based on my completely scientific factual opinion and personal experience. I will not accept and educated responses rebutting this.....
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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    ^"Seems" like it worked for him....
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    wow this is the stupidest thing I have ever read...


    everyone knows toaster strudels are more effective as a cleanser and safer for your body.
    The pop tart cleanse is based on spurious pseudo-science and is being foisted on the gullible to make the masses fat and tractable so that the UN gun stealing alien hordes can steal our precious bodily fluids. The toaster strudel cleanse is the ONLY one that works.

    finally something besides broscience in this thread, if you are still doing pop tart cleanse you are only hurting your gains
    And here come the shills for the Big Toaster Strudel industry trying to get everyone to drink their kool aid.
  • rockerbabyy
    rockerbabyy Posts: 2,258 Member
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    ^"Seems" like it worked for him....
    winner
  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
    please tell me only what i want to hear.

    :flowerforyou:

    You are correct. Keep up the good work! :drinker:
  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
    i just finished my phd in breakfast pastryology....I know what I am talking about










    paid for by big toaster streudal inc
  • lacurandera1
    lacurandera1 Posts: 8,083 Member
    I heard the only ones that work are the red velvet ones. Way to throw your money away!
  • CarolinaGirlinVA
    CarolinaGirlinVA Posts: 1,508 Member
    wow this is the stupidest thing I have ever read...


    everyone knows toaster strudels are more effective as a cleanser and safer for your body.

    I was so going to say that but was too lazy to look up the spelling! lol
    At any rate they are much softer and more pliable...if you are going that route.
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    Everyone knows that the poptart cleanse will give you thigh gap, and toaster strudels will make your boobs shrink.

    http://healthyeating.bullblogs.net/2011/aug/toaster-strudels-the-anti-boob-food.asp
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    ^"Seems" like it worked for him....
    Joy.
    Why is he wearing a scarf?
  • victoriannsays
    victoriannsays Posts: 568 Member
    I always add butter
  • Sharonks
    Sharonks Posts: 884 Member
    Will the cinnamon ones work for me since I'm also diabetic and cinnamon is supposed to lower your blood glucose levels?
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    wow this is the stupidest thing I have ever read...


    everyone knows toaster strudels are more effective as a cleanser and safer for your body.

    I was so going to say that but was too lazy to look up the spelling! lol
    At any rate they are much softer and more pliable...if you are going that route.

    that's just your opinion. i have a friend and she told me that the Pop Tart Cleanse worked wonders for her, so why would i believe a bunch of strangers on the internet who don't even have a nutritionist certificate? if you read my original post, i clearly stated that i only wanted people to tell me what a good idea the Pop Tart Cleanse was. if you don't agree, then you shouldn't be rude and post on my thread. aren't we all here for support? why won't you support me?? :sad:
  • kdeaux1959
    kdeaux1959 Posts: 2,675 Member
    If you want a really good cleanse, try the new Castor Oil Cleanse... It is guaranteed to help you lose weight, dignity, and most bodily function control..... No toxin can survive this cleanse... You will be clean from the inside out when you complete this regimen... Guaranteed or your money back....
  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
    wow this is the stupidest thing I have ever read...


    everyone knows toaster strudels are more effective as a cleanser and safer for your body.

    I was so going to say that but was too lazy to look up the spelling! lol
    At any rate they are much softer and more pliable...if you are going that route.

    that's just your opinion. i have a friend and she told me that the Pop Tart Cleanse worked wonders for her, so why would i believe a bunch of strangers on the internet who don't even have a nutritionist certificate? if you read my original post, i clearly stated that i only wanted people to tell me what a good idea the Pop Tart Cleanse was. if you don't agree, then you shouldn't be rude and post on my thread. aren't we all here for support? why won't you support me?? :sad:

    misinformation is the worst kind of information. you can fix this...you have the power.....now go out and buy 500 cases of toaster streudals
  • CarolinaGirlinVA
    CarolinaGirlinVA Posts: 1,508 Member
    wow this is the stupidest thing I have ever read...


    everyone knows toaster strudels are more effective as a cleanser and safer for your body.

    I was so going to say that but was too lazy to look up the spelling! lol
    At any rate they are much softer and more pliable...if you are going that route.

    that's just your opinion. i have a friend and she told me that the Pop Tart Cleanse worked wonders for her, so why would i believe a bunch of strangers on the internet who don't even have a nutritionist certificate? if you read my original post, i clearly stated that i only wanted people to tell me what a good idea the Pop Tart Cleanse was. if you don't agree, then you shouldn't be rude and post on my thread. aren't we all here for support? why won't you support me?? :sad:

    Because I'm a mean BULLY!! Now put the Poptart down and go buy a Toaster Strudel!!!
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    Here is definitive proof that pop tarts work and strudels don't!

    http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Pop-Tarts#Other_Uses
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    wow this is the stupidest thing I have ever read...


    everyone knows toaster strudels are more effective as a cleanser and safer for your body.

    I was so going to say that but was too lazy to look up the spelling! lol
    At any rate they are much softer and more pliable...if you are going that route.

    that's just your opinion. i have a friend and she told me that the Pop Tart Cleanse worked wonders for her, so why would i believe a bunch of strangers on the internet who don't even have a nutritionist certificate? if you read my original post, i clearly stated that i only wanted people to tell me what a good idea the Pop Tart Cleanse was. if you don't agree, then you shouldn't be rude and post on my thread. aren't we all here for support? why won't you support me?? :sad:

    Because I'm a mean BULLY!! Now put the Poptart down and go buy a Toaster Strudel!!!

    why is this site so full of rude people? maybe i should go to Spark People where they are nicer. :angry:
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    I heard the only ones that work are the red velvet ones. Way to throw your money away!
    No. Mapley oatmeal FTW. Check my diary if you don't believe me. The results speak for themselves.
  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
    Here is definitive proof that pop tarts work and strudels don't!

    http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Pop-Tarts#Other_Uses
    lmao i lost it
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    ^"Seems" like it worked for him....
    Joy.
    Why is he wearing a scarf?

    hahaha. At first I was about to say, "Because it's the fashion.." but no...It's his shirt. hahahaha.
  • trogalicious
    trogalicious Posts: 4,584 Member
    1.sprinkle some CLA on the poptarts
    2. insert into butt
    3. profit.

    done.
  • AnvilHead
    AnvilHead Posts: 18,343 Member
    wow this is the stupidest thing I have ever read...


    everyone knows toaster strudels are more effective as a cleanser and safer for your body.

    I was so going to say that but was too lazy to look up the spelling! lol
    At any rate they are much softer and more pliable...if you are going that route.

    that's just your opinion. i have a friend and she told me that the Pop Tart Cleanse worked wonders for her, so why would i believe a bunch of strangers on the internet who don't even have a nutritionist certificate? if you read my original post, i clearly stated that i only wanted people to tell me what a good idea the Pop Tart Cleanse was. if you don't agree, then you shouldn't be rude and post on my thread. aren't we all here for support? why won't you support me?? :sad:

    Because I'm a mean BULLY!! Now put the Poptart down and go buy a Toaster Strudel!!!

    why is this site so full of rude people? maybe i should go to Spark People where they are nicer. :angry:
    Maybe you should start a "mean people suck" thread. Nobody's ever tried it before, but I'll bet that would make them stop.
  • samanthachen
    samanthachen Posts: 360 Member
    hahahhahahahahahah I love this!
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,242 Member
    Depends on if you eat them hot or cold. I use to eat mine cold but I wasn't really getting the results I wanted. Heated those babies up and bam mega success!

    No, no no, eating them cold forces your body to heat them up while digesting, which burns more calories.
  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
    Here is definitive proof that pop tarts work and strudels don't!

    http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Pop-Tarts#Other_Uses
    lmao i lost it

    seems like your link actaully proves the opposite
  • jsherrill92
    jsherrill92 Posts: 775 Member
    A box a day keeps the doctor away. Right?
  • samanthachen
    samanthachen Posts: 360 Member
    You could take them as suppositories. But I don't know anyone with a slot shaped sphincter.

    YES! That's the best way to take them anyway. You have to scrape the icing off first though. Crush the tart and reform to your needed shape. Recoat with the Icing as a binding agent. It doubles as lubricant