Pop Tart Cleanse Anybody? Looking for Feedback.
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I understand the thigh gap advantage, and I've always wanted one of those!!!! But why is it called a 'cleanse'? Will it remove toxins from my fat cells?0
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NO NO NO you are putting them in the wrong hole. Crush add water and infuse. No slotted sphincter required!The fastest way is to crush them up and inhale through a straw ! Everybody knows that0 -
I toast them on the highest setting first, so they are boiling lava hot in the middle, then i cram them up my *kitten*. Hope that helps :flowerforyou:0
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does anyone else use poptarts as Prophylactics?0
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I find it has the exact opposite effect. NOBODY can resist a pop tart on your naughty bulbous parts!does anyone else use poptarts as Prophylactics?0 -
Don't forget to buy a reverse toilet so that you can be sitting in the correct position when you crap them out of your mouth.
NO NO NO you are putting them in the wrong hole. Crush add water and infuse. No slotted sphincter required!The fastest way is to crush them up and inhale through a straw ! Everybody knows that0 -
you're all wasting your time. Know where the magic is?
POP TARTS WITH MEAT
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True. However, telling people that you shove strudels up your butt every day is a very effective form of birth control. (See? I will give credit where credit is due!)
I find it has the exact opposite effect. NOBODY can resist a pop tart on your naughty bulbous parts!does anyone else use poptarts as Prophylactics?0 -
you're all wasting your time. Know where the magic is?
POP TARTS WITH MEAT
something about that photo seemed dirty....not sure if its late or what.
also hot pockets are the lowest form of cleanse ill even admit that poptarts are above them0 -
you're all wasting your time. Know where the magic is?
POP TARTS WITH MEAT
Agreed. Nothing cleanses the body better than meat-like substances! Plus the lavacheese actually burns fat on its way out!0 -
:laugh:I toast them on the highest setting first, so they are boiling lava hot in the middle, then i cram them up my *kitten*. Hope that helps :flowerforyou:0
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you're all wasting your time. Know where the magic is?
POP TARTS WITH MEAT
Why are there pieces of the Berlin Wall behind that pocket sandwich?0 -
you're all wasting your time. Know where the magic is?
POP TARTS WITH MEAT
Why are there pieces of the Berlin Wall behind that pocket sandwich?
....because Dr. Oz. BOOM! SCIENCE!0 -
you cant tell me this doesnt look better than your stupid poptarts
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At least the 'frosting' is high in protein.you cant tell me this doesnt look better than your stupid poptarts0 -
At least the 'frosting' is high in protein.you cant tell me this doesnt look better than your stupid poptarts
instant gains0 -
At least the 'frosting' is high in protein.you cant tell me this doesnt look better than your stupid poptarts
ummm... no.
"a gif too far" :frown:
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I was watching Dr Oz and he said that you have to get the strawberry pop tarts with frosting, freeze them then use the icing from the toaster strudels. Otherwise it doesn't work.
Your body will have to heat up the frozen pop tart burning tons of fat and leaving all your muscle intact and the icing will help get all the "gunk" off your intestinal walls. If you eat 10/day you will lose 15 lbs over the weekend easy.0 -
^"Seems" like it worked for him....
quoting simply to make this picture keep repeating...
mmm...poptarts and abs...abs and poptarts...0 -
mmm...poptarts and abs...abs and poptarts...
If they sold poptarts WITH abs, then you would probably be in trouble0 -
i prefer my poptarts without abs....less calorie dense that way0
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mmm...poptarts and abs...abs and poptarts...
If they sold poptarts WITH abs, then you would probably be in trouble
they have poptarts with abs. They're called hot pockets.0 -
i've purchased the strawberry flavored Pop Tart cleanse (without icing) in the large box, so it should work twice as well.
how many do i eat in order to jump start my metabolism?
should i drink milk with it, or will dairy jump start my metabolism too much?
please tell me only what i want to hear.
:flowerforyou:
are you kidding me? the pop tart cleanse does not work properly without the ones that contain icing. duh!0 -
you'll go into tartvation mode.
OMG lol0 -
Use the ab abber 2000, you'll get abs in minutes, nay, seconds!mmm...poptarts and abs...abs and poptarts...
If they sold poptarts WITH abs, then you would probably be in trouble
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail77.html0 -
Use the ab abber 2000, you'll get abs in minutes, nay, seconds!mmm...poptarts and abs...abs and poptarts...
If they sold poptarts WITH abs, then you would probably be in trouble
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail77.html
that's all full of fhqwgads though.0 -
Without frosting???? (And you called it "icing".)
And you didn't buy Brown Sugar Cinnamon (frosted, of course)???
You're doing it wrong. Very very wrong.0 -
loool. Yum, talk about delish if the abs came with them
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^"Seems" like it worked for him....
quoting simply to make this picture keep repeating...
mmm...poptarts and abs...abs and poptarts...
That poptart looks good.....0 -
You didn't even spell fhqwhgads right. Poser. :laugh:
Use the ab abber 2000, you'll get abs in minutes, nay, seconds!mmm...poptarts and abs...abs and poptarts...
If they sold poptarts WITH abs, then you would probably be in trouble
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail77.html
that's all full of fhqwgads though.0
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