Pop Tart Cleanse Anybody? Looking for Feedback.

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  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    you're all wasting your time. Know where the magic is?

    POP TARTS WITH MEAT

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    I friend of mine did this cleanse. VERY DANGEROUS!!! He/she recommends taking the Hot Pocket only while firmly seated on the toilet. Then stay there. DO NOT GET UP!! Two words-severe anal leakage!!!
  • trogalicious
    trogalicious Posts: 4,584 Member
    mmm...poptarts and abs...abs and poptarts...

    If they sold poptarts WITH abs, then you would probably be in trouble
    Use the ab abber 2000, you'll get abs in minutes, nay, seconds!
    http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail77.html

    that's all full of fhqwgads though.
    You didn't even spell fhqwhgads right. Poser. :laugh:


    shhh..... beer.

    ETA: and a poptart with meat enema.
  • AnvilHead
    AnvilHead Posts: 18,343 Member
    ...should i drink milk with it, or will dairy jump start my metabolism too much?...

    Bro, do you even MFP? You didn't see the enlightening commentary about dairy from a member in a different thread?:
    Milk is never a good idea because it is made of pure fat. Cow's milk is made to take a little baby calf and turn it into a big fat cow. Not to sound rude, but drinking milk is just asking to add fat. My boyfriend said when he was in the army he drank a lot of chocolate milk because it was one of the few things he liked and he added a lot of fat to his body.
    Milk is the debil.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    mmm...poptarts and abs...abs and poptarts...

    If they sold poptarts WITH abs, then you would probably be in trouble

    they have poptarts with abs. They're called hot pockets.

    next you're going to try and sell me a meal replacement shake, aren't you? :noway:
  • trogalicious
    trogalicious Posts: 4,584 Member
    mmm...poptarts and abs...abs and poptarts...

    If they sold poptarts WITH abs, then you would probably be in trouble

    they have poptarts with abs. They're called hot pockets.

    next you're going to try and sell me a meal replacement shake, aren't you? :noway:

    ........ yes.
  • RedHotHunter
    RedHotHunter Posts: 560 Member
    You could take them as suppositories. But I don't know anyone with a slot shaped sphincter.

    OMG... This just made my day. I'm typing through tears. Thank you :laugh:
  • AnvilHead
    AnvilHead Posts: 18,343 Member
    next you're going to try and sell me a meal replacement shake, aren't you? :noway:
    If you put a Hot Pocket in the Magic Bullet, it becomes a meat replacement shake.
  • trogalicious
    trogalicious Posts: 4,584 Member
    next you're going to try and sell me a meal replacement shake, aren't you? :noway:
    If you put a Hot Pocket in the Magic Bullet, it becomes a meat replacement shake.

    but it only works if the butt is involved.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    next you're going to try and sell me a meal replacement shake, aren't you? :noway:
    If you put a Hot Pocket in the Magic Bullet, it becomes a meat replacement shake.

    if that's how one gets to be elite, then sign me up! i'll take all the boxes you have cluttering up your garage!!

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  • AnvilHead
    AnvilHead Posts: 18,343 Member
    i normally try to fit as many up my butt at once as I can, isthere a chance I can od?
    No, but if you keep it up you'd be a great friend to take to football games. With all that practice you could probably smuggle in a whole six-pack of beer.
  • 3RachaelFaith3
    3RachaelFaith3 Posts: 283 Member
    definitely drink milk with, and also add gravy for optimal fat loss. Good luck!
  • smnmltn
    smnmltn Posts: 18 Member
    Not this again.

    Listen. There is no secret. You just eat 1/10th your weight in pop tarts. So, if you weigh 300bls, you eat 30 poptarts each day. As the pounds melt away you just have to KEEP SUBTRACTING POP TARTS.

    If you keep eating 30 pop tarts a day you'll go into tartvation mode.

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  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    i normally try to fit as many up my butt at once as I can, isthere a chance I can od?

    nobody said anything about od'ing to me. they just told me to have a plenty of fresh underwear on hand in case of any "accidents". that's no different than the Master Cleanse from what i've been told.
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    mmm...poptarts and abs...abs and poptarts...

    If they sold poptarts WITH abs, then you would probably be in trouble

    they have poptarts with abs. They're called hot pockets.

    next you're going to try and sell me a meal replacement shake, aren't you? :noway:
    Or a shake weight replacement meat.
  • AnvilHead
    AnvilHead Posts: 18,343 Member
    i normally try to fit as many up my butt at once as I can, isthere a chance I can od?

    nobody said anything about od'ing to me. they just told me to have a plenty of fresh underwear on hand in case of any "accidents". that's no different than the Master Cleanse from what i've been told.
    Or Alli.
  • trogalicious
    trogalicious Posts: 4,584 Member
    if you start the enema while doing handstand pushups at a crossfit box... it's an instant win.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    definitely drink milk with, and also add gravy for optimal fat loss. Good luck!

    oh yes. eat fat to lose fat. i've been hearing about that. isn't that also called metabolic confusion?
  • wmoomoo
    wmoomoo Posts: 159 Member
    i normally try to fit as many up my butt at once as I can, isthere a chance I can od?
    No, but if you keep it up you'd be a great friend to take to football games. With all that practice you could probably smuggle in a whole six-pack of beer.

    I actually heard that you can od from it and have to flush your system out with pixy stix. Of course, you have to do it yourself.
  • volume77
    volume77 Posts: 670 Member
    im on the mcdonalds 30 day shread
  • AnvilHead
    AnvilHead Posts: 18,343 Member
    i normally try to fit as many up my butt at once as I can, isthere a chance I can od?
    No, but if you keep it up you'd be a great friend to take to football games. With all that practice you could probably smuggle in a whole six-pack of beer.

    I actually heard that you can od from it and have to flush your system out with pixy stix. Of course, you have to do it yourself.
    Works better with Mentos and Diet Coke. Google it.
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
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  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
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    this is good and you should feel good
  • trogalicious
    trogalicious Posts: 4,584 Member
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    You owe me like $2.63... I just spewed half of my good beer onto my keyboard.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    i normally try to fit as many up my butt at once as I can, isthere a chance I can od?
    No, but if you keep it up you'd be a great friend to take to football games. With all that practice you could probably smuggle in a whole six-pack of beer.

    I actually heard that you can od from it and have to flush your system out with pixy stix. Of course, you have to do it yourself.
    Works better with Mentos and Diet Coke. Google it.

    I've always wanted to do that after I saw it on Mythbusters..lol.
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    i normally try to fit as many up my butt at once as I can, isthere a chance I can od?
    No, but if you keep it up you'd be a great friend to take to football games. With all that practice you could probably smuggle in a whole six-pack of beer.

    I actually heard that you can od from it and have to flush your system out with pixy stix. Of course, you have to do it yourself.
    Yeah just don't use pop rocks or your stomach will explode. Don't believe that Mythbusters show where they 'busted the myth' about pop rocks, they're paid shills for Big Pop Rock.
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    You owe me like $2.63... I just spewed half of my good beer onto my keyboard.

    Reasonable. Paypal?
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    i normally try to fit as many up my butt at once as I can, isthere a chance I can od?
    No, but if you keep it up you'd be a great friend to take to football games. With all that practice you could probably smuggle in a whole six-pack of beer.

    I actually heard that you can od from it and have to flush your system out with pixy stix. Of course, you have to do it yourself.
    Yeah just don't use pop rocks or your stomach will explode. Don't believe that Mythbusters show where they 'busted the myth' about pop rocks, they're paid shills for Big Pop Rock.

    idk. you all seem to be forgetting about the coffee enema too? coffee goes real good with pop tarts.
  • trogalicious
    trogalicious Posts: 4,584 Member
    You owe me like $2.63... I just spewed half of my good beer onto my keyboard.

    Reasonable. Paypal?
    I'll call it even. It's a lesson I needed to learn anyway.
  • starla5881
    starla5881 Posts: 190 Member
    mmm...poptarts and abs...abs and poptarts...

    If they sold poptarts WITH abs, then you would probably be in trouble
    Use the ab abber 2000, you'll get abs in minutes, nay, seconds!
    http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail77.html

    that's all full of fhqwgads though.
    You didn't even spell fhqwhgads right. Poser. :laugh:
    EVERYBODY TO THE LIMIT!
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    I'll call it even. It's a lesson I needed to learn anyway.

    No crap. You've lost, what, 153 pounds counting calories or whatever?? You're probably not ready for the massive fat-burning power of a good Kellogg's colonic. Sigh. Amateurs.

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