Things you should never hear a dude say

jackpotclown · February 2013

Being from Chicagoland, I miss the days of Q101 where they featured this as part of their show....so what are some of yours?

I'll kick it off with a few of my favorites...

THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER HEAR A DUDE SAY........

1. Hey Bob.....do these jeans make my *kitten* look fat?

2. I soooo can't wait for that new Justin Bieber album....that's my jam!!!

3. Squeee!!!

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ScottyNoHotty · February 2013

Sorry....I'm saving myself for marriage.

BlackStarDeceiver · February 2013

I remember when Brett squeed.

sbbhbm · February 2013

I really like that nighty your wearing, can I borrow it sometime?

TylerJ76 · February 2013

"Dude"

Bethie_B · February 2013

Can I be the little spoon tonight?

_crafty_ · February 2013

I don't think I like anal :noway:

SoViLicious · February 2013

What-up *kitten*!
Hey Girl friend!
You have to pay for dinner.

jamie610811 · February 2013

I'M GOING TO THE MENS ROOM , COME WITH ME

MidwestAngel · February 2013

I remember when Brett squeed.

LMAO, yes!

Also, I don't want to pick up chicks tonight. I just want to dance!!!

DostThouEven · February 2013

deeper

_Calvin_ · February 2013

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

jamie610811 · February 2013

new shoes ?

Crankstr · February 2013

capnrus789 · February 2013

Beer? No thanks, I'll have a white zinfandel.

Fozzi43 · February 2013

Slow down

sunsnstatheart · February 2013

Sorry, I'm a little emotional right now

I'm feeling crampy

Fox_n_sox · February 2013

I cried so hard after you hung up the phone last night my contacts came out.... (True Story)

BeachGingerOnTheRocks · February 2013

Oh, I think I'll just have the salad.

Can I borrow your curling iron?

When does Sex and the City come on?

sbbhbm · February 2013

Not tonight honey, let's just cuddle...

Things you should never hear a dude say

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