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    Things you should never hear a dude say

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    • Posts: 1,171 Member
      That's it! I have nothing to wear so I'm not going
    • Posts: 4,676 Member
      Not tonight honey, let's just cuddle...

      ^^^this
    • Posts: 49,171 Member
      I want a tramp stamp

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    • Posts: 482 Member
      Do the lycra shorts give me a camel toe?
    • Posts: 1,432 Member
      My mom makes that food better than you do.
    • Posts: 3,038 Member
      Squeee!!! This has potential to be an awesome thread! Totes going to come back to this one!
    • Posts: 1,735 Member
      I,ll cook you watch the game
    • Posts: 3,562 Member
      I can't help but think of this song:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7PbvBNA70E
    • Posts: 3,275 Member
      my wife is in some kind of fantasy league thingy

      This makes me really uncomfortable... can you give this stripper a dollar for me? \m/
    • Posts: 1,407 Member
      1200 calories should be enough for me, right?
    • Posts: 282 Member
      Dammit someone is using the glute machine
    • Posts: 1,171 Member
      I go to hooters for the hot wings
    • Posts: 2,466 Member
      I'll be listening to Adele if anyone needs me.
    • Posts: 1,490 Member
      My husband works for Specsavers and he had a customer in yesterday with really sore eyes.
      So my husband asked him if he had used a different contact lens solutions etc all the usual optical questions.
      The guy then says 'I had my eyelashes tinted yesterday. Do you think I've had a reaction?'

      Winner!
    • Posts: 2,086 Member
      "I LOOOOVED Channing Tatum in Magic Mike!"
    • Posts: 590 Member
      I go to hooters for the hot wings

      Who goes there for the food? The food blows.
    • Posts: 482 Member
      "My mom told me about it last night when she was scrubbing my back in the bath" True story 34 year old dude.
    • Posts: 1,781 Member
      Can someone tell me some exercises that won't make me look bulky???
    • Posts: 3,499 Member
      show previous quotes

      :grumble: :grumble: :grumble:
      show previous quotes

      Sometimes you just wanna be held and stroked and told that everything is going to be ok!


      You're all *kitten*. I'll be listening to Adele if anyone needs me.

      I got some Jann Arden for you when you are done with that....

      oh...and (holds cuddles gropes) Brett...everything's going to be ok.

      :grumble: :grumble:
    • Posts: 3,763 Member
      "Oops"
    • Posts: 1,781 Member
      show previous quotes

      Who goes there for the food? The food blows.
      Did you miss the theme of the post?
    • Posts: 41 Member
      That's it! I have nothing to wear so I'm not going

      ^^^^ THIS
    • Posts: 3,499 Member
      ANY sentence that starts with

      "Mommy....."

      I dated a man who was in his early thirties and every time he talked to his mom on the phone (which was often) or talked about her, it was Mommy....

      it didn't last very long.
    • Posts: 175 Member
      My name is Talulah!
    • Posts: 3,499 Member
      "Oops"

      I heard that once.....

      and I LOVE my daughter.
    • Posts: 3,038 Member
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      ^^^^ THIS

      My buddy says this everytime we go to the bars downtown, the guy owns more clothes than any woman I know!
    • Posts: 441 Member
      OMG!!!
    • Posts: 49,171 Member
      When's my next Brazilian wax appointment?

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      IDEA Fitness member
      Kickboxing Certified Instructor
      Been in fitness industry for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
    • Posts: 3 Member
      Sorry, I'm a little emotional right now

      I'm feeling crampy

      ahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahah! XD
    • Posts: 1,037 Member
      Will you draw a bath for me with some of my new Shea butter bubble bath?
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