Things you should never hear a dude say

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  • BeingAwesome247
    BeingAwesome247 Posts: 1,171 Member
    That's it! I have nothing to wear so I'm not going
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Not tonight honey, let's just cuddle...

    ^^^this
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,990 Member
    I want a tramp stamp

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
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    Been in fitness industry for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • xLexa
    xLexa Posts: 482 Member
    Do the lycra shorts give me a camel toe?
  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
    My mom makes that food better than you do.
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    Squeee!!! This has potential to be an awesome thread! Totes going to come back to this one!
  • jamie610811
    jamie610811 Posts: 1,735 Member
    I,ll cook you watch the game
  • ScatteredThoughts
    ScatteredThoughts Posts: 3,562 Member
    I can't help but think of this song:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7PbvBNA70E
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    my wife is in some kind of fantasy league thingy

    This makes me really uncomfortable... can you give this stripper a dollar for me? \m/
  • stephdeeable
    stephdeeable Posts: 1,407 Member
    1200 calories should be enough for me, right?
  • BrainsOnGains
    BrainsOnGains Posts: 282 Member
    Dammit someone is using the glute machine
  • BeingAwesome247
    BeingAwesome247 Posts: 1,171 Member
    I go to hooters for the hot wings
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    I'll be listening to Adele if anyone needs me.
  • karllundy
    karllundy Posts: 1,490 Member
    My husband works for Specsavers and he had a customer in yesterday with really sore eyes.
    So my husband asked him if he had used a different contact lens solutions etc all the usual optical questions.
    The guy then says 'I had my eyelashes tinted yesterday. Do you think I've had a reaction?'

    Winner!
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    "I LOOOOVED Channing Tatum in Magic Mike!"
  • BlackStarDeceiver
    BlackStarDeceiver Posts: 590 Member
    I go to hooters for the hot wings

    Who goes there for the food? The food blows.
  • xLexa
    xLexa Posts: 482 Member
    "My mom told me about it last night when she was scrubbing my back in the bath" True story 34 year old dude.
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
    Can someone tell me some exercises that won't make me look bulky???
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    I remember when Brett squeed.

    :grumble: :grumble: :grumble:
    Can I be the little spoon tonight?

    Sometimes you just wanna be held and stroked and told that everything is going to be ok!


    You're all *kitten*. I'll be listening to Adele if anyone needs me.

    I got some Jann Arden for you when you are done with that....

    oh...and (holds cuddles gropes) Brett...everything's going to be ok.

    :grumble: :grumble:
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    "Oops"
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
    I go to hooters for the hot wings

    Who goes there for the food? The food blows.
    Did you miss the theme of the post?
  • Lottiehill29
    Lottiehill29 Posts: 41 Member
    That's it! I have nothing to wear so I'm not going

    ^^^^ THIS
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    ANY sentence that starts with

    "Mommy....."

    I dated a man who was in his early thirties and every time he talked to his mom on the phone (which was often) or talked about her, it was Mommy....

    it didn't last very long.
  • scrumhalf7
    scrumhalf7 Posts: 175 Member
    My name is Talulah!
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    "Oops"

    I heard that once.....

    and I LOVE my daughter.
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    That's it! I have nothing to wear so I'm not going

    ^^^^ THIS

    My buddy says this everytime we go to the bars downtown, the guy owns more clothes than any woman I know!
  • bellygoaway
    bellygoaway Posts: 441 Member
    OMG!!!
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,990 Member
    When's my next Brazilian wax appointment?

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness industry for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • wafflesarepancakeswithabs
    wafflesarepancakeswithabs Posts: 3 Member
    Sorry, I'm a little emotional right now

    I'm feeling crampy

    ahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahah! XD
  • perfectingpatti
    perfectingpatti Posts: 1,037 Member
    Will you draw a bath for me with some of my new Shea butter bubble bath?

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