Things you should never hear a dude say
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I like watching walking dead because Daryl makes me flutter
I had a rough week, nothing that a new pair of shoes won't fix!
Maybe I should wear that condom, because I don't really pull out.
Thigh gap0 -
Can I be the little spoon tonight?
my boyfriend does this! but he calls it "jet packing" and at times i actually make him be the little spoon as i like jetpacking him when i sleep haha
Jet packing?! hahahaha that is AWESOME0 -
"can I only have 2 splenda in that? I'm watching my girlish figure" - yes, that was actually said to me.
Hey! I use that "girlish figure" line all the time. When you're as big as me, it's meant to crack the ice. Now my manhood is in question???:sad:
Suck it up, cupcake!0 -
Hey, who moved the pink weights?0
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was it as good for you....0
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'I am wanted for not paying child support.'
'I'd love to go to your family bbq, but are there going to be kids there...the courts say I can't be around kids.'
'Baby, all my women like when I do it this way.'0 -
EWWW!!!!
AWWWWWWW!!!
hugzzz and mwahzzz!!
wait, I'm guilty of the 2nd and 3rd one.....LOL.....*leaves man card* \m/0 -
No we didn't have sex.
We just lied in bed together.
Lame.0 -
Those window treatments are fabulous!0
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I'll be listening to Adele if anyone needs me.
OMG! I was scrolling through to make sure I could say this and figures it would be YOU!!!! :grumble: :grumble:0 -
How about just "Fabulous?"0
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Hey, who moved the pink weights?
I did - you got a problem with that?:grumble:0 -
porn is gross.0
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Lifting heavy - Will it make me bulky?0
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Wait till you see this new hairdo....0
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I have to go to the bathroom... you guys want to go with me?0
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I think my penis may be a vestigial structure.0
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i just spent $70 to get my split ends trimmed0
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