Things you should never hear a dude say

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  • RobfromLakewood
    RobfromLakewood Posts: 684
    "Oops"

    I heard that once.....

    and I LOVE my daughter.


    AWESOME!!!
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    I go to hooters for the hot wings

    Who goes there for the food? The food blows.

    I like their food! They have a pork tenderloin that is one of the best I've ever had!
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    "OMG did you SEE what he was wearing?!"
    "Besties"
    "Are these your pj's or mine?"
    "Get your hand out of my pants, i'm trying to sleep"

    True stories that all got the same response..."What!?"

    I'm just going to suggest that you start dating straight men. Assuming that's what you're in to.
  • EvilDollee
    EvilDollee Posts: 386 Member
    "Watching porn is like cheating." <==This was said to me once.
  • Southernb3lle
    Southernb3lle Posts: 862 Member
    I need to go have my eyebrows done.
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Please I want a salad tonight instead of steak and please no bacon bits...
  • BellaLunaFleur
    BellaLunaFleur Posts: 154 Member
    Waitress "What can I get you to drink?"

    Him " A beer for the lady and I will take a cosmo"
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,024 Member
    I think TOM is visiting me today.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness industry for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • frankb69
    frankb69 Posts: 38 Member
    babe i catch up with you later, i just wanna hang out with my freinds..
  • tj1376
    tj1376 Posts: 1,402 Member
    I love to sparkle!!!! (true story - said by a grown man with kids who was obsessed with twilight)
  • aliencheesecake
    aliencheesecake Posts: 569 Member
    "(honey), is that cellulite on the back of your legs?"

    True story. :grumble:
  • Bikini27
    Bikini27 Posts: 1,290 Member
    "(honey), is that cellulite on the back of your legs?"

    True story. :grumble:

    When is his funeral?
  • foxro
    foxro Posts: 793 Member
    Does anyone else feel funny when they climb the rope ?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    I was supposed to pull out before.... well, this is awkward...
  • kayduro
    kayduro Posts: 249 Member
    I feel like it would be more fitting if the title of this thread was something along the lines of "Things you might not hear (possibly misogynistic) heterosexual man say."

    Maybe I just spend way too much time around gay men and drag queens, but I've heard guys say like 95% of the things in this thread. And nobody judges them for it.

    I my be wrong but I'm pretty sure "dude" would be referring to straight men.
  • Fozzi43
    Fozzi43 Posts: 2,984 Member
    Stop chewing it and start sucking it.
  • rosco1099
    rosco1099 Posts: 10
    My friend while in the locker room showers "Man, my a$s hurts!" (we had just done squats but you still don't say that!)
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    I feel like it would be more fitting if the title of this thread was something along the lines of "Things you might not hear (possibly misogynistic) heterosexual man say."

    Maybe I just spend way too much time around gay men and drag queens, but I've heard guys say like 95% of the things in this thread. And nobody judges them for it.

    I think the title should be 'Things heterosexual men are afraid to say in case someone thinks they're homosexual'

    Because, of course, that is the worst/most terrifying thing for a straight man. :yawn:
  • foxro
    foxro Posts: 793 Member
    I feel like it would be more fitting if the title of this thread was something along the lines of "Things you might not hear (possibly misogynistic) heterosexual man say."

    Maybe I just spend way too much time around gay men and drag queens, but I've heard guys say like 95% of the things in this thread. And nobody judges them for it.

    I my be wrong but I'm pretty sure "dude" would be referring to straight men.

    Why not just have fun with It and mix it up a bit - pretty soon we are going to have so many caveats in what we say that we'll just go silent for fear of saying anything and anything will be prejudicial or "phobic"
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    my EYES are up here pal...\m/
  • Apellet1
    Apellet1 Posts: 14 Member
    I can't believe the skimpy outfits they make the poor girls wear at Tilted Kilt. It's just so...disrespectful.
  • AnotherJenn
    AnotherJenn Posts: 62 Member
    Apple crisps, basically the word crisps.
  • mattagascar
    mattagascar Posts: 708 Member
    I'm PMS'ing
  • sandynas
    sandynas Posts: 89 Member
    You have a red stain on your pants

    Why don't we bring another woman into the bedroom?

    Dinner was disgusting

    Can you shave my butt/back/feet?

    Can i sit on your face?
  • CharliesInCharge
    CharliesInCharge Posts: 278 Member
    Sports again? Cant we see whats on Lifetime?
  • DarkAngel262
    DarkAngel262 Posts: 118 Member
    Don't fall in love with me

    Yes, its my Craigslist account

    Everyone thinks I'm a God
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    I donno man, some of these are pretty normal things to say. You gotta have a sense of humor. I have a self-deprecating humor so one of my lines at the 2nd or 3rd date is: didnt your mother tell you not to date a guy prettier than you. They either lean in for a kiss or run for the cab.
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    I feel like it would be more fitting if the title of this thread was something along the lines of "Things you might not hear (possibly misogynistic) heterosexual man say."

    Maybe I just spend way too much time around gay men and drag queens, but I've heard guys say like 95% of the things in this thread. And nobody judges them for it.

    I think the title should be 'Things heterosexual men are afraid to say in case someone thinks they're homosexual'

    Because, of course, that is the worst/most terrifying thing for a straight man. :yawn:

    Agreed
  • BeingAwesome247
    BeingAwesome247 Posts: 1,171 Member
    I feel like it would be more fitting if the title of this thread was something along the lines of "Things you might not hear (possibly misogynistic) heterosexual man say."

    Maybe I just spend way too much time around gay men and drag queens, but I've heard guys say like 95% of the things in this thread. And nobody judges them for it.

    I my be wrong but I'm pretty sure "dude" would be referring to straight men.

    Why not just have fun with It and mix it up a bit - pretty soon we are going to have so many caveats in what we say that we'll just go silent for fear of saying anything and anything will be prejudicial or "phobic"

    Quoted and bolded to just back this up a lil more.
  • tageekly
    tageekly Posts: 3,755 Member
    I think TOM is visiting me today.

    This is something I wish women would stop saying...

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