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  • Sambytheway82
    Sambytheway82 Posts: 500
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    Barstools!!! Lol:flowerforyou:
  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,925 Member
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    FUNK
  • Lisafrazier71
    Lisafrazier71 Posts: 59 Member
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    Fudge, Mother-fire-trucker, juice-bag and Cheese & Rice. (when there are kids around... normally I just let the real thing fly).
  • verdancyhime
    verdancyhime Posts: 237 Member
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    At work I come out with "CARP!" a lot.
    I'm fond of the classic older southern woman "Shugar!" but I don't use it.
  • AlayshaJ
    AlayshaJ Posts: 703 Member
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    Lol, omg i have to start using holy potato. That is perfect.

    I actually just swear in front of my kids. They know that they shouldnt say them and they dont. I actually cuss less than i used to (i didnt do it all the time anyhow) because they tell me not too! Lol my daughter says "what a woman" in random situations and i have no cluenwhat she means or where she got it from.
  • kappyblu
    kappyblu Posts: 654 Member
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    I often use this one as my parents did before me: oh, son of a biscuit headed wenchweasel!.......... My son always asks...what is a wenchweasel? :tongue:

    I also say "bloody" a lot. :laugh:

    There's also: farfigpoopin!

    :laugh:
  • lizzybethclaire
    lizzybethclaire Posts: 849 Member
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    Holy cannoli - Cause cannolis are the food of the gods

    schniztel -replacing the S word

    Fing A- pronounced with the F and a space between the ing and a

    I often tell people to schnitzel themselves. I saw Hoodwinked and have used Schnizel as a curse word ever since.

    "schnitzel the favorite treat for all good girls and girls to eat...schnitzel me, and schnizel you, Schnitzel...What the Schnitzel."
    An actual song in the movie (a children's movie)
  • Laura_Ivy
    Laura_Ivy Posts: 556 Member
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    Somewhere along the way I picked up oh snap :op
  • Beckyloo80
    Beckyloo80 Posts: 1,088 Member
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    CHEESE AND CRACKERS GOT DAMAGED!

    that's mine!
  • kappyblu
    kappyblu Posts: 654 Member
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    rose-gives-finger.gif

    I do this all the time at work, LOL!

    I have used the Ross fists, too! :laugh: :bigsmile:
  • Valerie_Malone
    Valerie_Malone Posts: 59 Member
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    I call people Dupa a lot. If you're Polish you know what it means...
  • MissAnjy
    MissAnjy Posts: 2,480 Member
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    I say "bloody hell" constantly.

    or

    "Jesus, Mary and Joseph"

    "Good Lord"
  • DeeBrownBaker
    DeeBrownBaker Posts: 145
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    I often tell people to schnitzel themselves. I saw Hoodwinked and have used Schnizel as a curse word ever since.

    "schnitzel the favorite treat for all good girls and girls to eat...schnitzel me, and schnizel you, Schnitzel...What the Schnitzel."
    An actual song in the movie (a children's movie)

    hahahahahahahaha!! Just like the original Shrek, Hoodwinked was not made for kids...
  • MissAnjy
    MissAnjy Posts: 2,480 Member
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    I also have to just say, I'm in LOVE with David Schwimmer and am a happy girl now lol
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    rose-gives-finger.gif

    I do this all the time at work, LOL!

    I have used the Ross fists, too! :laugh: :bigsmile:

    I don't even know what this means (I hate that show). :grumble:
  • Kandi150
    Kandi150 Posts: 167 Member
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    Fudge Pickles
  • satoshieyes
    satoshieyes Posts: 58
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    I just say bleep.. For all curse words.
    Basically I censor myself life a tv show
  • Colombianchick29
    Colombianchick29 Posts: 298 Member
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    fudge
    shoot
    crud
    biznatch

    lol
  • Colombianchick29
    Colombianchick29 Posts: 298 Member
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    or...what the freak!
  • MommaRoseFitness
    MommaRoseFitness Posts: 87 Member
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    6 Flags over Jesus

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