Your swear alternatives (no real profanity, please)

I call people Dupa a lot. If you're Polish you know what it means...

I often tell people to schnitzel themselves. I saw Hoodwinked and have used Schnizel as a curse word ever since.

"schnitzel the favorite treat for all good girls and girls to eat...schnitzel me, and schnizel you, Schnitzel...What the Schnitzel."
An actual song in the movie (a children's movie)

hahahahahahahaha!! Just like the original Shrek, Hoodwinked was not made for kids...

I do this all the time at work, LOL!

I have used the Ross fists, too! :laugh: :bigsmile:

I don't even know what this means (I hate that show). :grumble:

I just say bleep.. For all curse words.
Basically I censor myself life a tv show

or...what the freak!

Jack-wagon is my personal favorite

I don't use alternatives. I don't see the point in saying "shoot" instead of the four letter version. All you're doing is changing a few vowels but the intent is still there. Who decides which words are "bad?" Just seems silly.

good point

I say "Fudge Monkey!" when I'm really ticked off. I don't swear too much, it's pretty limited to just when I'm talking dirty during naughty time...

Bull doo doo - alternative for bull s
Horse shnit -another alternative for the s word
Son of a biscuit eater - My perverted mind questions if this is really censored
Holy fruckin frudge balls - An awesome censorship of the f bomb
Holy mother of guacamole - I have no clue
DA - Abbreviation for one of my favorite insults.
dumb bafoon - I have no idea why I started saying this one.. Replaces DA
son of a witch - replace the w with a b
Awww Turds - another alternative for the s word
suck it - meaning implied
ah pissant - comes out sounding like croissant... my version of piss
trucktard - combination of the censored version of the f bomb and an offensive word for mentally challenged

I can't even list them all... And that's just the censored side around the kiddo and out of respect for the more conservative side of my family. When I am around the hubby or out of safe distant of virgin ears, I have no clue what comes out of my mouth half the time.

I also Hulk out quite often atleast once a week.. Mostly at work... Some might say I have quite an anger issue..

I say Holy Mother! all the time.

Muddyflower.
Racken' fracken'.
H-E-Double Hockey Sticks.

"aww...you feathered monkey"...you might be able to guess this one...

"fiddle stix" is another fave

"Grrr....What a BEEEhind!"

"POOOOOOOOOPY CRAP!"

"I don't give a rat's butt!"

"Come on, move ya backside!"

"You JOKIN me???"

I have a lot of these...it took a long time to break myself of the words these replaced, but I do pretty well now...used to swear like a sailor!

Muddyflower.
Racken' fracken'.
H-E-Double Hockey Sticks.

hehe...like muddyflower...reminds me of feathered monkey!

Sorry, I do not use alternatives. I use the real deal words. Unless I am in a professional situation of course.

Bat Rastards, son of a biscuit, shut the front door, go fly a kite, son of a monkeys uncle, annnnd my favorite, fudge monkeys (I've got most of these from my dad who has said these for awhile now...lol)