Eggs make you fat

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  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    I love peeps who take threads like this seriously
  • Sherbog
    Sherbog Posts: 1,072 Member
    Bullsh-t...eggs are my protein and i love them.
  • bellesouth18
    bellesouth18 Posts: 1,071 Member
    Hi guys

    Just wanted to share something my nutritionist told me.

    Eggs make you fat because if you understand biology, 1 egg=1 chicken.
    So have 2 eggs for breakfast is EXACTLY THE SAME as eating 2 whole chickens! It's science?

    My sources on this are good because my nutritionist did a 6 week course at the Y.


    P.S drink Shakeology

    I believe you! Eggs are another form of boneless, skinless chicken! :bigsmile: Glad your nutritionist took the 6 week course. No telling what she would have told you otherwise.
  • mrphil86
    mrphil86 Posts: 2,382 Member
    Hi guys

    Just wanted to share something my nutritionist told me.

    Eggs make you fat because if you understand biology, 1 egg=1 chicken.
    So have 2 eggs for breakfast is EXACTLY THE SAME as eating 2 whole chickens! It's science?

    My sources on this are good because my nutritionist did a 6 week course at the Y.


    P.S drink Shakeology

    no, the babies aren't even fully developed. But yes, it is probably the most complete source of protein out there. You're eating every part of the chicken, from feathers, meat, bone, beak and everything in between.

    I have been eating 3 eggs a day for the last few months... hasn't stopped me, calories in vs calories out.
    Bullsh-t...eggs are my protein and i love them.

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  • christinawshere
    christinawshere Posts: 19 Member
    I'm laughing so hard at this post right now omggg
  • christinawshere
    christinawshere Posts: 19 Member
    I think I have found a new friend
  • MsJulielicious
    MsJulielicious Posts: 708 Member
    It burns carbs. It just burns up all your carbs
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    This should be taken seriously. You have seen my sources
  • reginadelmundo
    reginadelmundo Posts: 23
    "... don't be too intimidated, I took human biology in high school so I know what I'm talking about."

    HAHAHAHAHA! I really hope you are joking.
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    This should be taken seriously. You have seen my sources

    I have been, I've been making the houses around here fat though
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    Poe's Law wins every time.
  • VelociMama
    VelociMama Posts: 3,119 Member
    Does eating an egg mean you'll eventually grow a baby chicken in your gut?
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    I once had an apple tree grow in my stomach because I followed a seed
  • FaerieCae
    FaerieCae Posts: 437 Member
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    ^this.. but also ...lol thank you, I needed a good laugh today.
  • VelociMama
    VelociMama Posts: 3,119 Member
    I once had an apple tree grow in my stomach because I followed a seed

    Cool, so you didn't have to eat to get your fruit servings eh? Sounds awesome!
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    depends on your blood type, it makes a difference
    For me my blood type is AB- so I need to stay away from chickens
    It is not good for my blood type

    You should only have Froot Loops and vegan mayonnaise
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    I once had an apple tree grow in my stomach because I followed a seed

    Fruit has too much sugar never eat it.
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    I once had an apple tree grow in my stomach because I followed a seed

    Cool, so you didn't have to eat to get your fruit servings eh? Sounds awesome!

    It was cool for a while but trying to escape from Eve and Abraham Lincoln hasn't been fun
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    I once had an apple tree grow in my stomach because I followed a seed

    Fruit has too much sugar never eat it.

    What about fruit roll ups and gummi bears
  • loveweightloss1043
    loveweightloss1043 Posts: 12
    omg! u say drink shakeology...what u put in yours
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    I once had an apple tree grow in my stomach because I followed a seed

    Fruit has too much sugar never eat it.

    What about fruit roll ups and gummi bears

    Well yes because they are sticky so the calories stay stuck to the food and don't get into your stomach
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    omg! u say drink shakeology...what u put in yours

    Vodka, alcohol works as a disinfectant and "cleans" the calories put of your body
  • seanezekiel
    seanezekiel Posts: 228 Member
    *sigh*

    Listen. I once said the word "biology" in a sentence. I also have seen multiple episodes of Breaking Bad therefore have an in-depth understanding of chemistry. I think I know a little bit more about this then anyone else here.

    What many people do not know is that inside every egg is monster. Sadly we can not see it as it occupies a different plane that we can not perceive. These monsters, commonly known as "Eggites" are made of an element called Osmium. The densest element known to man. What this means is there no way you can gain more weight then by eating eggs.

    Here is an artists rendition of what an Eggite might look like.

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  • kelsully
    kelsully Posts: 1,008 Member
    Hi guys

    Just wanted to share something my nutritionist told me.

    Eggs make you fat because if you understand biology, 1 egg=1 chicken.
    So have 2 eggs for breakfast is EXACTLY THE SAME as eating 2 whole chickens! It's science?

    My sources on this are good because my nutritionist did a 6 week course at the Y.


    P.S drink Shakeology



    Also fertilized eggs make you fat ...for at least 9 month to a year
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    *sigh*

    Listen. I once said the word "biology" in a sentence. I also have seen multiple episodes of Breaking Bad therefore have an in-depth understanding of chemistry. I think I know a little bit more about this then anyone else here.

    What many people do not know is that inside every egg is monster. Sadly we can not see it as it occupies a different plane that we can not perceive. These monsters, commonly known as "Eggites" are made of an element called Osmium. The densest element known to man. What this means is there no way you can gain more weight then by eating eggs.

    Here is an artists rendition of what an Eggite might look like.

    359miky.png

    This person has stolen my intellectual property, these are my own unpublished findings. I WILL NOT play Tesla to your Edison, you scallywag!
  • seanezekiel
    seanezekiel Posts: 228 Member
    This person has stolen my intellectual property, these are my own unpublished findings. I WILL NOT play Tesla to your Edison, you scallywag!

    Poor Topsy.
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    Proof my work was stolen
  • mrphil86
    mrphil86 Posts: 2,382 Member
    *sigh*

    Listen. I once said the word "biology" in a sentence. I also have seen multiple episodes of Breaking Bad therefore have an in-depth understanding of chemistry. I think I know a little bit more about this then anyone else here.

    What many people do not know is that inside every egg is monster. Sadly we can not see it as it occupies a different plane that we can not perceive. These monsters, commonly known as "Eggites" are made of an element called Osmium. The densest element known to man. What this means is there no way you can gain more weight then by eating eggs.

    Here is an artists rendition of what an Eggite might look like.

    359miky.png

    This person has stolen my intellectual property, these are my own unpublished findings. I WILL NOT play Tesla to your Edison, you scallywag!

    Eh well, we'll just have the government raid your lab and find that death ray you've been working on too.

    Crazy crazy *kitten*!
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    This person has stolen my intellectual property, these are my own unpublished findings. I WILL NOT play Tesla to your Edison, you scallywag!

    Poor Topsy.

    You monster
  • sjwright66
    sjwright66 Posts: 41
    lol! I eat an egg for breakfast everyday... I can't live without them! and... Cadbury Creme Eggs... :P

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