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    Eggs make you fat

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    • Posts: 1,169 Member
      Hi guys

      Just wanted to share something my nutritionist told me.

      Eggs make you fat because if you understand biology, 1 egg=1 chicken.
      So have 2 eggs for breakfast is EXACTLY THE SAME as eating 2 whole chickens! It's science?

      My sources on this are good because my nutritionist did a 6 week course at the Y.
      DAMNNNNN...

      That means I've been eating between 3 and 6 whole chickens EVERY DAY THIS WEEK.

      No wonder I only lost 5 pounds in the past 6 days.
    • Posts: 2,382 Member
      Listen, strange creatures lying in eggs distributing calories is no basis for a system of weightloss.

      I mean, if I went round claiming I was a nutritionist because some bint at the Y lobbed a certificate at me, they'd put me away!

      No, I'd put you away for impersonating a nutritionist.

      One does not simply walk into the Y.
    • Posts: 2,485 Member
      I came in here ready to get all defensive, but then the facts were just too solid! I simply cannot argue with those facts. I can't believe I never knew about the monsters in the eggs, the fact that an egg=a chicken, and air fats before today! Those journals will be worth millions and Steven Hawking is missing out here. Can I get your autograph while you're still relatively unknown?

      Sure but you will have to hold the pen cause I don't wanna get bulky
    • Posts: 2,485 Member
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      DAMNNNNN...

      That means I've been eating between 3 and 6 whole chickens EVERY DAY THIS WEEK.

      No wonder I only lost 5 pounds in the past 6 days.

      You lost 5 pounds because typing in bold is extremely catabolic, your pupils dilate when you look at bold print, and the muscles that assist that burn more calories than any other muscle in your body
    • Posts: 270 Member
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      You lost 5 pounds because typing in bold is extremely catabolic, your pupils dilate when you look at bold print, and the muscles that assist that burn more calories than any other muscle in your body

      All the real experts say you shouldn't do that. Your pupil muscles will get bulky.

      Good night, best thread in two months.
    • Posts: 2,382 Member
      All the real experts say you shouldn't do that. Your pupil muscles will get bulky.

      Good night, best thread in two months.

      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 45 Member
      Your nutritionist is nuts lol or she smokes!
      1 egg = 1 chicken... Really? LOL
    • Posts: 11
      u should never keep eggs in the open air for more than an hour, eggs need to b refridgerated at all times.
    • Posts: 2,382 Member
      Your nutritionist is nuts lol or she smokes!
      1 egg = 1 chicken... Really? LOL


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    • Posts: 3,275 Member
      Well I'm getting ready to eat a lot of chickens tomorrow....gonna blow up like violet beauregarde \m/
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    • Posts: 28,072 Member
      Cadbury Creme Eggs
      werd!
    • Posts: 2,005 Member
      wtf........:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 303 Member
      That is ridiculous every food out their has the calorie count on it, Duh count your calories eat in a deficient if you want eggs have eggs,
    • Posts: 2,005 Member

      I only have my certificate in Degrees and Certificates. But I have a degree in Certification of Degrees and Certificates.

      Also in Plant Psychology

      :heart: :flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 3
      Y'all better be careful with this sorta klatsch... some talking head "expert" on CNN, or some members of Congress will fall for it and next week it'll be all about chicken/ egg control.... and speaking of eggs and chickens, which came first, by the way??? 4 university degrees and I've still not figured that out.....
    • Posts: 13 Member
      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 2,382 Member
      That is ridiculous every food out their has the calorie count on it, Duh count your calories eat in a deficient if you want eggs have eggs,

      Do you count them like sheep or apples?
    • Posts: 87 Member
      Does this mean easter eggs make you fat too?

      I am certain Easter eggs don't count.

      This is a joke thread, right??!!!!!

      Happy Easter!
    • Posts: 307 Member
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      You lost 5 pounds because typing in bold is extremely catabolic, your pupils dilate when you look at bold print, and the muscles that assist that burn more calories than any other muscle in your body


      bwahahahahahahahahaha....Mutant, I love you.
    • Posts: 6
      Very funny!
    • Posts: 2,412 Member
      Hmmm, I fed a fair few million human beings to a hooker last night, she's going to have to Zumba like hell to work those off.
    • Posts: 2,382 Member
      Hmmm, I fed a fair few million human beings to a hooker last night, she's going to have to Zumba like hell to work those off.

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    • Posts: 2,485 Member
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      bwahahahahahahahahaha....Mutant, I love you.

      It can't be helped really :)
    • Posts: 2,485 Member
      Hmmm, I fed a fair few million human beings to a hooker last night, she's going to have to Zumba like hell to work those off.

      You sir, have earned yourself a high 5.
    • Posts: 3,614 Member
      That is ridiculous every food out their has the calorie count on it, Duh count your calories eat in a deficient if you want eggs have eggs,

      Wow! This is both incredibly rude and also a little worrying!

      I know people have their problems and some may see them as deficient or useless.

      But I don't think the answer is to eat them.
    • Posts: 1,713 Member
      So if I were to drink cow semen that would make me fat because cow semen leads to making of a full cow, so I'd be eating a full cow

      I am pretty sure you would have bigger problems than being fat if you were drinking cow semen.
    • Posts: 2,485 Member
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      Wow! This is both incredibly rude and also a little worrying!

      I know people have their problems and some may see them as deficient or useless.

      But I don't think the answer is to eat them.

      Problems are calorie dense. Quandries, however are negative calorie
    • Posts: 2,382 Member
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      Wow! This is both incredibly rude and also a little worrying!

      I know people have their problems and some may see them as deficient or useless.

      But I don't think the answer is to eat them.

      We are war torn and violent Americans.

      We hunt and eat them for sport!
    • Posts: 3,614 Member
      I am pretty sure you would have bigger problems than being fat if you were drinking cow semen.

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    • Posts: 6,256 Member
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      If this is true... why does your diary contain eggs for breakfast??

      She's recovering from anorexia
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