Eggs make you fat

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  • UsernameStillLoading
    UsernameStillLoading Posts: 299 Member
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    OP you are wrong.
    Eggs make you fat if they are really YOUR eggs, and fertilized. Even then, it's temporary and should go away after about 9 months. For the most part.

    :drinker:
    This deserves a round of applause :laugh:
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    Hi guys

    Just wanted to share something my nutritionist told me.

    Eggs make you fat because if you understand biology, 1 egg=1 chicken.
    So have 2 eggs for breakfast is EXACTLY THE SAME as eating 2 whole chickens! It's science?

    My sources on this are good because my nutritionist did a 6 week course at the Y.


    P.S drink Shakeology

    If this is true... why does your diary contain eggs for breakfast??
    Duck, something just flew over your head!!

    Speaking of ducks...are duck eggs a better substitute for chicken eggs? Or should I make the change to little unborn Nemos (fish eggs)?

    Basically you should stop eating food all together. Food historically always contains calories. Try subsisting on illicit drugs and sweetener
  • UsernameStillLoading
    UsernameStillLoading Posts: 299 Member
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    Then I'm claiming that eating a seed is like eating a whole plant and eating escargo is like eating the whole fish.

    That is very interesting. Would you like to write the foreword for my next journal? I sent it to Stephen Hawking for peer review and he said it could "barely be called pseudoscience"

    I think that means I am close to the truth

    DAMN! this chick is on FIRE!!! Marry me. I got a 401K and dental.

    Thanks for the offer but as you will read in my "predictive autobiography"
    'How I Solved The GFC, Got A Nobel Prize, Did It With Mila Kunis And Finished Bioshock Infinite In One Day' -I'm taken

    Amazon doesn't carry that book...I wonder if the local libraries have it. :glasses:
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    Then I'm claiming that eating a seed is like eating a whole plant and eating escargo is like eating the whole fish.

    That is very interesting. Would you like to write the foreword for my next journal? I sent it to Stephen Hawking for peer review and he said it could "barely be called pseudoscience"

    I think that means I am close to the truth

    DAMN! this chick is on FIRE!!! Marry me. I got a 401K and dental.

    Thanks for the offer but as you will read in my "predictive autobiography"
    'How I Solved The GFC, Got A Nobel Prize, Did It With Mila Kunis And Finished Bioshock Infinite In One Day' -I'm taken

    Amazon doesn't carry that book...I wonder if the local libraries have it. :glasses:

    It's self published. We are working on the illustrated version
  • UsernameStillLoading
    UsernameStillLoading Posts: 299 Member
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    Dr Seuss recommends Green Eggs and Ham.
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
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    Semen is technically not an egg. Therefore, I think I'm still OK to eat semen.

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  • UsernameStillLoading
    UsernameStillLoading Posts: 299 Member
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    nyg3zb.jpg

    Looks legit to me.

    You know what? I can't fight that. Even I'm convinced I'm wrong now.

    Someone should copyright this before it gets stolen again
  • UsernameStillLoading
    UsernameStillLoading Posts: 299 Member
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    Y'all better be careful with this sorta klatsch... some talking head "expert" on CNN, or some members of Congress will fall for it and next week it'll be all about chicken/ egg control.... and speaking of eggs and chickens, which came first, by the way??? 4 university degrees and I've still not figured that out.....

    The should find out! Otherwise, how would we know that pizza is actually a salad?
  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
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    That is ridiculous every food out their has the calorie count on it, Duh count your calories eat in a deficient if you want eggs have eggs,

    Wow! This is both incredibly rude and also a little worrying!

    I know people have their problems and some may see them as deficient or useless.

    But I don't think the answer is to eat them.

    Are we talking "First World Problems" here? Cuz MFP seems to have a ton of those...I see them on every thread lately. :cry:
  • skinny1801
    skinny1801 Posts: 68 Member
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    I guess I will be eating AIR for breakfast tomorrow.. mmm how tasty that will be :cry:
  • alexakmcclure
    alexakmcclure Posts: 1
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    The best response to a fool is silence.






    I should have taken Their advice.
  • vkw1
    vkw1 Posts: 88
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    only if the eggs are fertilised other wise there are no chickens in them.
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    You can't have air for breakfast. Air fats!
  • bearwith
    bearwith Posts: 525 Member
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    Very high in cholesterol
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
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    only if the eggs are fertilised other wise there are no chickens in them.

    How do you fertilise the egg?
  • nexangelus
    nexangelus Posts: 2,080 Member
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    Whee, me eats 6 whole chickens every day then (6 eggs daily)...oh me sooooo fat me is losing weight week in and week out...

    D'oh!!!
  • Just2Bhappy
    Just2Bhappy Posts: 113 Member
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    I only trust Dr Oz.

    I only trust Dr. Kreiger

    I only trust Dr.Pepper
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
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    By the same token, women who swallow are man-eaters.

    Damn cannibals!
  • suelegal
    suelegal Posts: 1,282 Member
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    By the same token, women who swallow are man-eaters.

    Damn cannibals!

    If you volunteer, we are no longer cannibals.
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
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    By the same token, women who swallow are man-eaters.

    Damn cannibals!

    Fine Young Cannibals

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