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no....erections occur when the blood in your body flows to your penis. this doesn't effect your weight at all. it's not like your body is getting some magical infusion of blood out of nowhere into your ****. as a grown man im sure you already knew this....i feel as if this thread was a troll to see if women would actually not read it just because you told us too lol0
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Erection weight. :laugh: I would wait until after the morning pee. And, yes I know you said no ladies but....
Morning wood is a subject of which I am particularly fond.
i was a T.A. in the subject of morning wood...i got straight A's that semester.0 -
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: sorry but i couldnt stay away!
always pee before you weigh in!0 -
I rest my penis on the sink when I weigh myself so it doesn't get cheeky and ramp up the numbers. My penis is always full of mischief.
I love you! :laugh:0 -
OK Guys. Now that we have gotten rid of the ladies, I have a question that I am concerned about. I always weigh myself first thing in the morning. I wake up and roll out of bed, and step on teh scale before I get dressed. The problem I have is that I usually still have my morning chubber/wood at the time. Do you think the larger penis may be inaccurately portraying my weight?
To test my hypothesis this morning, I weighed myself first, and then urinated to get rid of the chubber, and weighed again. I was 1 pound down. Does anyone else have experience with this?
How you doing??? Full pound eh? NICE!!!0 -
OK Guys. Now that we have gotten rid of the ladies, I have a question that I am concerned about. I always weigh myself first thing in the morning. I wake up and roll out of bed, and step on teh scale before I get dressed. The problem I have is that I usually still have my morning chubber/wood at the time. Do you think the larger penis may be inaccurately portraying my weight?
To test my hypothesis this morning, I weighed myself first, and then urinated to get rid of the chubber, and weighed again. I was 1 pound down. Does anyone else have experience with this?0 -
Alright broheim, let's see if we can dip under the old cone of silence and tune out these estrogettes.
So. You want to talk morningwood? Let me give you the skinny. What's in that penis of yours is just blood. It comes from another part of your body. Think of it like a bicycle pump, but instead of air into a tire, it's a blood-filled penis. But that blood was ALREADY INSIDE YOUR BODY. The only thing you should have to do to compensate is step a few inches further back than usual on the scale, because those chubbers can really screw with your center of balance.
That's WHY they invented the squat rack. Wood imbalance.
Blood? right. It's not a uterus. SMH0 -
OK Guys. Now that we have gotten rid of the ladies, I have a question that I am concerned about. I always weigh myself first thing in the morning. I wake up and roll out of bed, and step on teh scale before I get dressed. The problem I have is that I usually still have my morning chubber/wood at the time. Do you think the larger penis may be inaccurately portraying my weight?
To test my hypothesis this morning, I weighed myself first, and then urinated to get rid of the chubber, and weighed again. I was 1 pound down. Does anyone else have experience with this?
Really, right? I mean all these people talking about blood in the penis. I am a guy. I don't get a period.0 -
OK Guys. Now that we have gotten rid of the ladies, I have a question that I am concerned about. I always weigh myself first thing in the morning. I wake up and roll out of bed, and step on teh scale before I get dressed. The problem I have is that I usually still have my morning chubber/wood at the time. Do you think the larger penis may be inaccurately portraying my weight?
To test my hypothesis this morning, I weighed myself first, and then urinated to get rid of the chubber, and weighed again. I was 1 pound down. Does anyone else have experience with this?
Men don't have TOM. They have TOD.0 -
An erection is essentially, in relation to gravity, a 3rd class lever.
Because the weight of the penis is extending away from the fulcrum point, gravity's pull on the tip exerts more force on the body than if it were just dangling.0 -
I have to wait for mine to go down. Otherwise, I can't see the numbers on the scale.0
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*puts fake moustache on"
one most definitely weighs the same with an erect penis as with a floppy one.
as the blood is already in your body, it just goes to a different place.
the 1lb loss would be from peeing :P
For some reason, I find myself intensely attracted to your manliness. :blushing:0 -
You know, if I had access to morning wood every morning I would never have another bad day. true story..
but I don't ...and I'm a total bish today because of it...deal.:mad:0 -
In for the junk pics and to try typing shiitake mushrooms.0
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You know, if I had access to morning wood every morning I would never have another bad day. true story..
but I don't ...and I'm a total bish today because of it...deal.:mad:
Just wear that blue dress and you should have no problem finding what you need.0 -
Pee is water weight.... I imagine there is also a such thing as semen weight.
This.
OP you're doing it wrong.
Weigh yourself post *kitten*.
Take blood pre *kitten*.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/135817
'As a practical consequence, the results indicate that whenever both blood and semen are analysed, blood sampling must precede semen collection.'0 -
would like to see the erection that holds a pound of water weight. :laugh:
I want to see this also!!0 -
In for the junk pics and to try typing shiitake mushrooms.
LOLLLOLLL apparently you CAN type it. If you spell it right. But you still can't say ****'s sporting goods.0 -
My my! Aren't you proud of your thang! It was the tinkle that caused you to weigh more.0
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'No ladies please' is a sign just asking for trouble...so yes, I peeked? I haven't read the posts yet, but have you found the solution to you problem? :flowerforyou:0
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