Men Only - No ladies please - sensitive information here

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  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    You know, if I had access to morning wood every morning I would never have another bad day. true story..

    but I don't ...and I'm a total bish today because of it...deal.:mad:

    You always have me Jules! :wink:
  • cjaynep
    cjaynep Posts: 40
    Like probably every woman who seen the title I had to come see haha.

    It's probably water weight, the blood that's in your penis is always in your body anyway. But the pee that was in your bladder has exited the body...so where your boner proud on the scales hahaha
  • Melissa22G
    Melissa22G Posts: 847 Member
    In for the junk pics and to try typing shiitake mushrooms.

    LOLLLOLLL apparently you CAN type it. If you spell it right. But you still can't say ****'s sporting goods.

    Sh[/i]it, I can type Di[/i]ck's Sporting Goods.

    If you become banned for your potty mouth, I may cry.

    And look, I even used the quote function properly :)
  • sgtlee13
    sgtlee13 Posts: 66
    If you haven't figured it out yet, then you now know women are mean. This was sooooo good. Thanks for posting.

    AND sneaky. AND don't follow instructions very well. :laugh:

    hey, i totally follow instructions!!!
    ****ake!!!
    ****ake!!!
    ****ake!!!
    ****ake!!!
  • jonnythan
    jonnythan Posts: 10,161 Member
    If you become banned for your potty mouth, I may cry.

    And look, I even used the quote function properly :)

    Eh. It wouldn't be the first time. It would also be less likely if people stopped quoting it :laugh:
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I'm female, not sure anyone would call me a lady... does this mean I can read and respond?

    Well, you already have access to my wood, so I wouldn't exclude you.
  • crlyxx
    crlyxx Posts: 186 Member
    I rest my penis on the sink when I weigh myself so it doesn't get cheeky and ramp up the numbers. My penis is always full of mischief.

    Possibly the most magnificent thing I've read all week xD
  • lacurandera1
    lacurandera1 Posts: 8,083 Member
    If you become banned for your potty mouth, I may cry.

    And look, I even used the quote function properly :)

    Eh. It wouldn't be the first time. It would also be less likely if people stopped quoting it :laugh:

    Unquoted for your safety and comfort. lol.
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    You know, if I had access to morning wood every morning I would never have another bad day. true story..

    but I don't ...and I'm a total bish today because of it...deal.:mad:

    Just wear that blue dress and you should have no problem finding what you need.

    ha!! if it would only warm up enough to sport that one..
  • nicole_andan
    nicole_andan Posts: 127
    why did they star that out??? are they WATCHING MY EVERY MOVE NOW??????

    You also can't say ****ake mushroom.

    ROFL... ****ake mushrooms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • miaotiaox
    miaotiaox Posts: 13
    I rest my penis on the sink when I weigh myself so it doesn't get cheeky and ramp up the numbers. My penis is always full of mischief.

    Possibly the most magnificent thing I've read all week xD
    I agree with the previous statement.
  • ChesterMac
    ChesterMac Posts: 4 Member
    Lucky to have morning wood! :drinker:
  • ACepero79
    ACepero79 Posts: 711 Member
    I wonder how much semen weighs....
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    I wonder how much semen weighs....

    apparently (according to the MFP database) it is only 7 cals....good to know.
  • jonnythan
    jonnythan Posts: 10,161 Member
    I wonder how much semen weighs....

    apparently (according to the MFP database) it is only 7 cals....good to know.

    You better log it.
  • nicole_andan
    nicole_andan Posts: 127
    OK Guys. Now that we have gotten rid of the ladies, I have a question that I am concerned about. I always weigh myself first thing in the morning. I wake up and roll out of bed, and step on teh scale before I get dressed. The problem I have is that I usually still have my morning chubber/wood at the time. Do you think the larger penis may be inaccurately portraying my weight?
    To test my hypothesis this morning, I weighed myself first, and then urinated to get rid of the chubber, and weighed again. I was 1 pound down. Does anyone else have experience with this?

    I have a solution for you (not a man - you really shouldn't have put no ladies in the headline!)... Have a "special cuddle" 10-30mins or low->h/i exercise done, fluid retention :wink: disposed of, pee afterwards... you've lost at least 2lb!

    YOU ARE WELCOME!!!!!! My job here is done!!!! :smokin:
  • dym123
    dym123 Posts: 1,670 Member
    Dude, if you really didn't want women to come to your thread (hehe I said "come") you should've put something about TOM in the title, I run from those like the plague.
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    would like to see the erection that holds a pound of water weight. :laugh:
    PM sent.
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    If there's one way to keep women out of a thread, it's to put "no ladies please" in the title and have the first post be about penis. Yep, that'll do it every time.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    OK Guys. Now that we have gotten rid of the ladies, I have a question that I am concerned about. I always weigh myself first thing in the morning. I wake up and roll out of bed, and step on teh scale before I get dressed. The problem I have is that I usually still have my morning chubber/wood at the time. Do you think the larger penis may be inaccurately portraying my weight?
    To test my hypothesis this morning, I weighed myself first, and then urinated to get rid of the chubber, and weighed again. I was 1 pound down. Does anyone else have experience with this?

    I have a solution for you (not a man - you really shouldn't have put no ladies in the headline!)... Have a "special cuddle" 10-30mins or low->h/i exercise done, fluid retention :wink: disposed of, pee afterwards... you've lost at least 2lb!

    YOU ARE WELCOME!!!!!! My job here is done!!!! :smokin:

    Are you propositioning me in a thread where I am trying to get help? Really, that one girl was right yesterday about the forwardness of people these days. How about a phone call and some courtship first?
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    If there's one way to keep women out of a thread, it's to put "no ladies please" in the title and have the first post be about penis. Yep, that'll do it every time.

    :noway:

    Uh. That didn't seem to work at all. This actually seemed to produce the opposite effect that I was looking for.
  • nicole_andan
    nicole_andan Posts: 127
    OK Guys. Now that we have gotten rid of the ladies, I have a question that I am concerned about. I always weigh myself first thing in the morning. I wake up and roll out of bed, and step on teh scale before I get dressed. The problem I have is that I usually still have my morning chubber/wood at the time. Do you think the larger penis may be inaccurately portraying my weight?
    To test my hypothesis this morning, I weighed myself first, and then urinated to get rid of the chubber, and weighed again. I was 1 pound down. Does anyone else have experience with this?

    I have a solution for you (not a man - you really shouldn't have put no ladies in the headline!)... Have a "special cuddle" 10-30mins or low->h/i exercise done, fluid retention :wink: disposed of, pee afterwards... you've lost at least 2lb!

    YOU ARE WELCOME!!!!!! My job here is done!!!! :smokin:

    Are you propositioning me in a thread where I am trying to get help? Really, that one girl was right yesterday about the forwardness of people these days. How about a phone call and some courtship first?

    :noway: :blushing: I am not that kind of a girl! :devil: Just offering you a practical solution to your problem... Would also work as a solo effort I would imagine!!!! :wink:
  • sewerchick93
    sewerchick93 Posts: 1,438 Member
    the 1 pound chubber. Sounds like a delicious "burger" I'd love to wrap my mouth around...does it come with fries and a shake?
  • Bakkasan
    Bakkasan Posts: 1,027 Member
    You have to be careful of big hard drives full of data. Those 2TB + drives are really heavy when full bruh
  • akaMrsmojo
    akaMrsmojo Posts: 762 Member
    Like saying men only would keep us away .... LOL woman are nosey by nature

    The weight loss more then likely accounts for you disposing of your bodily fluids

    You know you got the attention of every woman on the forum right now.
  • bpotts44
    bpotts44 Posts: 1,066 Member
    Best to weigh after going to the bathroom.
  • 2ht2hand1e
    2ht2hand1e Posts: 116 Member
    I rest my penis on the sink when I weigh myself so it doesn't get cheeky and ramp up the numbers. My penis is always full of mischief.

    Haha...Ok who has rested their boobies on the towel rack when weighing?....NOOOOTTT MEEE. That's for sure. :noway: :wink:
  • CLFrancois
    CLFrancois Posts: 472 Member
    I haven't had biology in years but... I didnt realize the innards of the peni went out of the body once the peni was non-erectus? I will have to do some research on this.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    OK Guys. Now that we have gotten rid of the ladies, I have a question that I am concerned about. I always weigh myself first thing in the morning. I wake up and roll out of bed, and step on teh scale before I get dressed. The problem I have is that I usually still have my morning chubber/wood at the time. Do you think the larger penis may be inaccurately portraying my weight?
    To test my hypothesis this morning, I weighed myself first, and then urinated to get rid of the chubber, and weighed again. I was 1 pound down. Does anyone else have experience with this?

    I have a solution for you (not a man - you really shouldn't have put no ladies in the headline!)... Have a "special cuddle" 10-30mins or low->h/i exercise done, fluid retention :wink: disposed of, pee afterwards... you've lost at least 2lb!

    YOU ARE WELCOME!!!!!! My job here is done!!!! :smokin:

    Are you propositioning me in a thread where I am trying to get help? Really, that one girl was right yesterday about the forwardness of people these days. How about a phone call and some courtship first?

    :noway: :blushing: I am not that kind of a girl! :devil: Just offering you a practical solution to your problem... Would also work as a solo effort I would imagine!!!! :wink:

    I'm getting mixed messages here....
  • 2FatToRun
    2FatToRun Posts: 810 Member
    the 1 pound chubber. Sounds like a delicious "burger" I'd love to wrap my mouth around...does it come with fries and a shake?


    :laugh: :love: :laugh:

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