Men Only - No ladies please - sensitive information here
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I rest my penis on the sink when I weigh myself so it doesn't get cheeky and ramp up the numbers. My penis is always full of mischief.
Possibly the most magnificent thing I've read all week xD0 -
Lucky to have morning wood! :drinker:0
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I wonder how much semen weighs....0
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I wonder how much semen weighs....
apparently (according to the MFP database) it is only 7 cals....good to know.0 -
I wonder how much semen weighs....
apparently (according to the MFP database) it is only 7 cals....good to know.
You better log it.0 -
OK Guys. Now that we have gotten rid of the ladies, I have a question that I am concerned about. I always weigh myself first thing in the morning. I wake up and roll out of bed, and step on teh scale before I get dressed. The problem I have is that I usually still have my morning chubber/wood at the time. Do you think the larger penis may be inaccurately portraying my weight?
To test my hypothesis this morning, I weighed myself first, and then urinated to get rid of the chubber, and weighed again. I was 1 pound down. Does anyone else have experience with this?
I have a solution for you (not a man - you really shouldn't have put no ladies in the headline!)... Have a "special cuddle" 10-30mins or low->h/i exercise done, fluid retention disposed of, pee afterwards... you've lost at least 2lb!
YOU ARE WELCOME!!!!!! My job here is done!!!! :smokin:0 -
Dude, if you really didn't want women to come to your thread (hehe I said "come") you should've put something about TOM in the title, I run from those like the plague.0
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would like to see the erection that holds a pound of water weight. :laugh:0
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If there's one way to keep women out of a thread, it's to put "no ladies please" in the title and have the first post be about penis. Yep, that'll do it every time.0
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OK Guys. Now that we have gotten rid of the ladies, I have a question that I am concerned about. I always weigh myself first thing in the morning. I wake up and roll out of bed, and step on teh scale before I get dressed. The problem I have is that I usually still have my morning chubber/wood at the time. Do you think the larger penis may be inaccurately portraying my weight?
To test my hypothesis this morning, I weighed myself first, and then urinated to get rid of the chubber, and weighed again. I was 1 pound down. Does anyone else have experience with this?
I have a solution for you (not a man - you really shouldn't have put no ladies in the headline!)... Have a "special cuddle" 10-30mins or low->h/i exercise done, fluid retention disposed of, pee afterwards... you've lost at least 2lb!
YOU ARE WELCOME!!!!!! My job here is done!!!! :smokin:
Are you propositioning me in a thread where I am trying to get help? Really, that one girl was right yesterday about the forwardness of people these days. How about a phone call and some courtship first?0 -
If there's one way to keep women out of a thread, it's to put "no ladies please" in the title and have the first post be about penis. Yep, that'll do it every time.
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Uh. That didn't seem to work at all. This actually seemed to produce the opposite effect that I was looking for.0 -
OK Guys. Now that we have gotten rid of the ladies, I have a question that I am concerned about. I always weigh myself first thing in the morning. I wake up and roll out of bed, and step on teh scale before I get dressed. The problem I have is that I usually still have my morning chubber/wood at the time. Do you think the larger penis may be inaccurately portraying my weight?
To test my hypothesis this morning, I weighed myself first, and then urinated to get rid of the chubber, and weighed again. I was 1 pound down. Does anyone else have experience with this?
I have a solution for you (not a man - you really shouldn't have put no ladies in the headline!)... Have a "special cuddle" 10-30mins or low->h/i exercise done, fluid retention disposed of, pee afterwards... you've lost at least 2lb!
YOU ARE WELCOME!!!!!! My job here is done!!!! :smokin:
Are you propositioning me in a thread where I am trying to get help? Really, that one girl was right yesterday about the forwardness of people these days. How about a phone call and some courtship first?
:noway: :blushing: I am not that kind of a girl! :devil: Just offering you a practical solution to your problem... Would also work as a solo effort I would imagine!!!!0 -
the 1 pound chubber. Sounds like a delicious "burger" I'd love to wrap my mouth around...does it come with fries and a shake?0
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You have to be careful of big hard drives full of data. Those 2TB + drives are really heavy when full bruh0
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Like saying men only would keep us away .... LOL woman are nosey by nature
The weight loss more then likely accounts for you disposing of your bodily fluids
You know you got the attention of every woman on the forum right now.0 -
Best to weigh after going to the bathroom.0
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I rest my penis on the sink when I weigh myself so it doesn't get cheeky and ramp up the numbers. My penis is always full of mischief.
Haha...Ok who has rested their boobies on the towel rack when weighing?....NOOOOTTT MEEE. That's for sure. :noway:0 -
I haven't had biology in years but... I didnt realize the innards of the peni went out of the body once the peni was non-erectus? I will have to do some research on this.0
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OK Guys. Now that we have gotten rid of the ladies, I have a question that I am concerned about. I always weigh myself first thing in the morning. I wake up and roll out of bed, and step on teh scale before I get dressed. The problem I have is that I usually still have my morning chubber/wood at the time. Do you think the larger penis may be inaccurately portraying my weight?
To test my hypothesis this morning, I weighed myself first, and then urinated to get rid of the chubber, and weighed again. I was 1 pound down. Does anyone else have experience with this?
I have a solution for you (not a man - you really shouldn't have put no ladies in the headline!)... Have a "special cuddle" 10-30mins or low->h/i exercise done, fluid retention disposed of, pee afterwards... you've lost at least 2lb!
YOU ARE WELCOME!!!!!! My job here is done!!!! :smokin:
Are you propositioning me in a thread where I am trying to get help? Really, that one girl was right yesterday about the forwardness of people these days. How about a phone call and some courtship first?
:noway: :blushing: I am not that kind of a girl! :devil: Just offering you a practical solution to your problem... Would also work as a solo effort I would imagine!!!!
I'm getting mixed messages here....0 -
the 1 pound chubber. Sounds like a delicious "burger" I'd love to wrap my mouth around...does it come with fries and a shake?
:laugh: :laugh:0
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