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I haven't had biology in years but... I didnt realize the innards of the peni went out of the body once the peni was non-erectus? I will have to do some research on this.
Someone needs to reply to this and offer to help. That person shall not be me.0 -
I haven't had biology in years but... I didnt realize the innards of the peni went out of the body once the peni was non-erectus? I will have to do some research on this.
It gets out into the environment and it is absolutely destroying our ozone-layer with our man-vapor... Glow-balls warming. omg....0 -
the 1 pound chubber. Sounds like a delicious "burger" I'd love to wrap my mouth around...does it come with fries and a shake?
I think you can get one of those at the Machine Shed.0 -
would like to see the erection that holds a pound of water weight. :laugh:
This. I'm guessing that since your morning friend is comprised of blood thats already in your body it wouldn't actually make a different in weight, however the urine would.0 -
I haven't had biology in years but... I didnt realize the innards of the peni went out of the body once the peni was non-erectus? I will have to do some research on this.
Well since you are on my FL, I will volunteer to offer what I can for your research.0 -
I haven't had biology in years but... I didnt realize the innards of the peni went out of the body once the peni was non-erectus? I will have to do some research on this.
Well since you are on my FL, I will volunteer to offer what I can for your research.
There it is!0 -
the 1 pound chubber. Sounds like a delicious "burger" I'd love to wrap my mouth around...does it come with fries and a shake?
I think you can get one of those at the Machine Shed.
They do have delicious meat there...and VERY filling!!!0 -
OK Guys. Now that we have gotten rid of the ladies, I have a question that I am concerned about. I always weigh myself first thing in the morning. I wake up and roll out of bed, and step on teh scale before I get dressed. The problem I have is that I usually still have my morning chubber/wood at the time. Do you think the larger penis may be inaccurately portraying my weight?
To test my hypothesis this morning, I weighed myself first, and then urinated to get rid of the chubber, and weighed again. I was 1 pound down. Does anyone else have experience with this?
I have a solution for you (not a man - you really shouldn't have put no ladies in the headline!)... Have a "special cuddle" 10-30mins or low->h/i exercise done, fluid retention disposed of, pee afterwards... you've lost at least 2lb!
YOU ARE WELCOME!!!!!! My job here is done!!!! :smokin:
Are you propositioning me in a thread where I am trying to get help? Really, that one girl was right yesterday about the forwardness of people these days. How about a phone call and some courtship first?
:noway: :blushing: I am not that kind of a girl! :devil: Just offering you a practical solution to your problem... Would also work as a solo effort I would imagine!!!!
I'm getting mixed messages here....
What did you expect?! I am a woman! :flowerforyou:0 -
I haven't had biology in years but... I didnt realize the innards of the peni went out of the body once the peni was non-erectus? I will have to do some research on this.
Well since you are on my FL, I will volunteer to offer what I can for your research.
There it is!
I got ya covered brah!0 -
the 1 pound chubber. Sounds like a delicious "burger" I'd love to wrap my mouth around...does it come with fries and a shake?
I think you can get one of those at the Machine Shed.
They do have delicious meat there...and VERY filling!!!
QFT. I haven't been in years though.0 -
No. You only lose about a teaspoon or two of water that way. Relieving your bladder will get rid of some weight though.0
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Your erection didn't weigh an extra pound - your urine did.
Nice wishful thinking, though.0 -
I LOVE you all!!!!! :laugh:
and I don't follow directions very well . . . of course . . . unless :blushing:0 -
OK Guys. Now that we have gotten rid of the ladies, I have a question that I am concerned about. I always weigh myself first thing in the morning. I wake up and roll out of bed, and step on teh scale before I get dressed. The problem I have is that I usually still have my morning chubber/wood at the time. Do you think the larger penis may be inaccurately portraying my weight?
To test my hypothesis this morning, I weighed myself first, and then urinated to get rid of the chubber, and weighed again. I was 1 pound down. Does anyone else have experience with this?
I have a solution for you (not a man - you really shouldn't have put no ladies in the headline!)... Have a "special cuddle" 10-30mins or low->h/i exercise done, fluid retention disposed of, pee afterwards... you've lost at least 2lb!
YOU ARE WELCOME!!!!!! My job here is done!!!! :smokin:
Are you propositioning me in a thread where I am trying to get help? Really, that one girl was right yesterday about the forwardness of people these days. How about a phone call and some courtship first?
:noway: :blushing: I am not that kind of a girl! :devil: Just offering you a practical solution to your problem... Would also work as a solo effort I would imagine!!!!
I'm getting mixed messages here....
What did you expect?! I am a woman! :flowerforyou:
But, not a lady, right. Otherwise you shouldn't be here. :indifferent:0 -
Your erection didn't weigh an extra pound - your urine did.
how do you know? have you seen his erection?0 -
:glasses: :drinker:0
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Spectacular!
How can you tell a male tree from a female tree?
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The male tree has morningwood.0 -
Your erection didn't weigh an extra pound - your urine did.
how do you know? have you seen his erection?
Thank you. :flowerforyou:0 -
Spectacular!
How can you tell a male tree from a female tree?
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****
******
The male tree has morningwood.
Q: What's the difference between "light" and "hard"?
A: I can fall asleep with a light on.0 -
Your erection didn't weigh an extra pound - your urine did.
how do you know? have you seen his erection?
Or maybe he/she was that stalker...0
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