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Spectacular!

How can you tell a male tree from a female tree?
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The male tree has morningwood.

Q: What's the difference between "light" and "hard"?



A: I can fall asleep with a light on.

Well shucks. No, your weight doesn't change just because some blood moves from one part of your body back to the general blood supply.

It's the morning pee that mattered in your test case. Remember: "A pint's a pound the world around (referring to water)." But in this case, since pee's a little heavier than water, let's say you were almost a pint down when you weighed in the second time.

OK Guys. Now that we have gotten rid of the ladies, I have a question that I am concerned about. I always weigh myself first thing in the morning. I wake up and roll out of bed, and step on teh scale before I get dressed. The problem I have is that I usually still have my morning chubber/wood at the time. Do you think the larger penis may be inaccurately portraying my weight?
To test my hypothesis this morning, I weighed myself first, and then urinated to get rid of the chubber, and weighed again. I was 1 pound down. Does anyone else have experience with this?

I have a solution for you (not a man - you really shouldn't have put no ladies in the headline!)... Have a "special cuddle" 10-30mins or low->h/i exercise done, fluid retention disposed of, pee afterwards... you've lost at least 2lb!

YOU ARE WELCOME!!!!!! My job here is done!!!! :smokin:

Are you propositioning me in a thread where I am trying to get help? Really, that one girl was right yesterday about the forwardness of people these days. How about a phone call and some courtship first?

:noway: :blushing: I am not that kind of a girl! :devil: Just offering you a practical solution to your problem... Would also work as a solo effort I would imagine!!!!

I'm getting mixed messages here....

What did you expect?! I am a woman! :flowerforyou:

But, not a lady, right. Otherwise you shouldn't be here. :indifferent:

OK Guys. Now that we have gotten rid of the ladies, I have a question that I am concerned about. I always weigh myself first thing in the morning. I wake up and roll out of bed, and step on teh scale before I get dressed. The problem I have is that I usually still have my morning chubber/wood at the time. Do you think the larger penis may be inaccurately portraying my weight?

To test my hypothesis this morning, I weighed myself first, and then urinated to get rid of the chubber, and weighed again. I was 1 pound down. Does anyone else have experience with this?

Jeesh. Like moths to a flame. I don't want you ladies talking about my morning wood. Have you ever heard the group Morningwood BTW?

Jeesh. Like moths to a flame. I don't want you ladies talking about my morning wood. Have you ever heard the group Morningwood BTW?

I've met the singer Chantal Claret and have talked to her online quite a few times. Her husband is the lead singer of MSI who I have also met.
Music geek here. And female, sorry, lol!

Also....the answer is it's urine weight.

LOLLLOLLLOL. You didn't find this thread searching for "urine", did you?

I love MSI. Will have to check out Morningwood.

It shouldn't change your overall weight until you relieve yourself. But, depending on the size, it can create some balance problems, making you front heavy, causing the scale to be inaccurate!!!!