'No, I don't date THOSE guys'
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To get the baby out.Must be pretty loose0 -
Coincidently, I was at Walmart yesterday
It always ends up at Walmart! Damn that establishment!!!!:grumble: :grumble: :grumble:0 -
This just made me vomit a little in my mouth. Why get married in the first place if you want to date???
I didn't think she'd say yes!!!!
It was a dare!0 -
Get knocked up and my life will be set? What is wrong with our society? What about the child? The child who is fatherless. Selfish thinking!!!0
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Yet, she is your so called inspiration???0 -
It always ends up at Walmart! Damn that establishment!!!!:grumble: :grumble: :grumble:
Yeah. That happens...0 -
They've got everything!!
It always ends up at Walmart! Damn that establishment!!!!:grumble: :grumble: :grumble:0 -
Too many people at Wal-Mart...Whole Foods, different story...pretty empty and where i live most of them have there nose in the air....oh and Hobby Lobby and Home depot have some nice sheds out front...0
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Would Brokeback
Would watch0 -
Yet, she is your so called inspiration???
Yeah, I have to get healthy so I can outlive her. I don't want her getting all my stuff.0 -
Um, fatherless? The whole point is for Daddy to pay up!Get knocked up and my life will be set? What is wrong with our society? What about the child? The child who is fatherless. Selfish thinking!!!0 -
Get knocked up and my life will be set? What is wrong with our society? What about the child? The child who is fatherless. Selfish thinking!!!
I'm just going to leave this here for you, so you can use it later.
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That REEKS of desperation...
gotta love earnest answers to shenanigans . . .0 -
^^^^ThisYou should be fine on MFP. Doesn't bother most people here. It's a very understanding community.
Are people married in MFP world? This is where I find all my boyfriends.
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gotta love earnest answers to shenanigans . . .
Self-righteous indignation rules!0 -
YESUm, fatherless? The whole point is for Daddy to pay up!0 -
They've got everything!!
Oh and for the record...I'm pretty sick and tired of the 76 year old greeter giving me the "How YOU doin"
eyes whenever I walk in there in my frayed cargo shorts.
B1tch I'm just here for some prescriptions, plates, couple of birthday cards, groceries, jumper cables, new lawn furniture, an ab roller, some dog food, and a nice new watch....I ain't got time for that sh1t!0 -
This has all the makings for a great Friday0 -
Yeah, I have to get healthy so I can outlive her. I don't want her getting all my stuff.
Unbelievable!! You sir are a real catch. I don't know how you tricked this poor girl into marrying someone like you in the first place. The fact that you would admittedly have an affair is one thing (I hope she is on here too and READS THIS!) but now you're talking about outliving her!
Here's an idea . . . why don't you just put her out of her misery now and spare her the next few years of having YOU as a husband!0 -
Self-righteous indignation rules!
Yes it does but we all know a 'ho like that is out there ready to make some man's life hell. Thats why you always pull out. Plus, its a nice visual.0 -
Married men ARE off limits, that's the point of marriage... The reason women don't want to date married men is because once they know and realise you're willing to and capable of cheating on someone you're married to, they don't want you to do the same to them. At least, that's my philosophy. Gods what a stupid question >>0
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You have made my day
Oh and for the record...I'm pretty sick and tired of the 76 year old greeter giving me the "How YOU doin" eyes whenever I walk in there in my frayed cargo shorts.
B1tch I'm just here for some prescriptions, plates, couple of birthday cards, groceries, jumper cables, new lawn furniture, an ab roller, some dog food, and a nice new watch....I ain't got time for that sh1t!0 -
Yeah! And the horse you rode in on!
Unbelievable!! You sir are a real catch. I don't know how you tricked this poor girl into marrying someone like you in the first place. The fact that you would admittedly have an affair is one thing (I hope she is on here too and READS THIS!) but now you're talking about outliving her!
Here's an idea . . . why don't you just put her out of her misery now and spare her the next few years of having YOU as a husband!0 -
Um, fatherless? The whole point is for Daddy to pay up!
YOU are the very reason I don't tell my dates that I've had a vasectomy.0 -
Unbelievable!! You sir are a real catch. I don't know how you tricked this poor girl into marrying someone like you in the first place. The fact that you would admittedly have an affair is one thing (I hope she is on here too and READS THIS!) but now you're talking about outliving her!
Here's an idea . . . why don't you just put her out of her misery now and spare her the next few years of having YOU as a husband!
Not a chance! I've seen CSI0 -
This has all the makings for a great Friday
or anyday to be honest...0 -
SO MUCH LOVE. This made my day.0 -
Unbelievable!! You sir are a real catch. I don't know how you tricked this poor girl into marrying someone like you in the first place. The fact that you would admittedly have an affair is one thing (I hope she is on here too and READS THIS!) but now you're talking about outliving her!
Here's an idea . . . why don't you just put her out of her misery now and spare her the next few years of having YOU as a husband!
It really might be time to slip in a sarcastic comedy now and again.0 -
You have made my day
Glad I coud mak ur smle...
ETA: Sorry it's hard to type with 1 hand sometimes.0
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