'No, I don't date THOSE guys'

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  • chantelp89
    chantelp89 Posts: 590 Member
    Oh and by sometimes I mean all the times
  • skyekeeper
    skyekeeper Posts: 286 Member
    If you are a married individual, it shouldn't matter what anyone of the opposite sex says or does. The only one that should matter is your spouse.
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    If you want to make me smile, just say dirty things to me I'm fairly easy lol

    I guess I did not talk dirty enough :sad:
    Not nearly : )

    Care to help me out some? I don't seem to be able to "get on your level"
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    With women out there lurking around rich husbands, I better wash the sheets first.

    I'm keeping a keen eye on the news for this weekend....Powerball for the win!
    So ... You want kids? ;-)

    Got 3 already...guess it couldn't hurt to have a couple more...fill out an entire starting squad on the basketball court.

    You gotta promise boys tho....not sure how a girl would work with my aspirations of having my own basketball team!
    Sexism!

    Hey I don't want to sound mean or cruel or sexist...but I ain't trying to field a softball squad, or ballet group, and I got no need for barbie dolls.....

    Is that a deal-breaker?
    Fine. I promise boys.
  • chantelp89
    chantelp89 Posts: 590 Member
    I like to be told what to do. My boyfriend just told me to get off my phone and fold some clothes. Mmmm yes
  • ArroganceInStep
    ArroganceInStep Posts: 6,239 Member
    My bar-husband has a wife she calls me her sister wife we go out most every Friday night she knows hes safe go out with me and some times she goes out with us to.:drinker:
    Sometimes I have bar girlfriends

    I have a rule that if anyone comps me a drink at the bar I'll propose to them (chick, dude, doesn't matter).

    My engagement party was rather awkward...


















    I don't do bar-spouses anymore, just one night stands.
  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
    I dont date "THOSE" guys.....never have never will.

    Personally, I prefer women.
  • craigmandu
    craigmandu Posts: 976 Member
    I like to be told what to do. My boyfriend just told me to get off my phone and fold some clothes. Mmmm yes

    Well, you could take a little initiative...and make him a sandwich too...:noway:
  • ArroganceInStep
    ArroganceInStep Posts: 6,239 Member
    I like to be told what to do. My boyfriend just told me to get off my phone and fold some clothes. Mmmm yes

    Well, you could take a little initiative...and make him a sandwich too...:noway:

    Keep it strong brotha
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    married men just want no-strings attached fun, and I say woo-hoo, my kind of man!!! :drinker:

    How you doin'? *looks for aring to toss on the finger*
  • chantelp89
    chantelp89 Posts: 590 Member
    I like to be told what to do. My boyfriend just told me to get off my phone and fold some clothes. Mmmm yes

    Well, you could take a little initiative...and make him a sandwich too...:noway:
    Shoot. He might just get 2 today
  • Silvervixen79
    Silvervixen79 Posts: 116 Member
    This topic is dangerous!!! :embarassed:
  • ArroganceInStep
    ArroganceInStep Posts: 6,239 Member
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  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    u dont *kitten* around on your wife

    What if the wife encourages it?
  • chantelp89
    chantelp89 Posts: 590 Member
    u dont *kitten* around on your wife

    What if the wife encourages it?
    I did just to get a break!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Wow! I find this thread deeply offensive!

    As a single man trying desperately to find a suitable partner it's appalling to think that they're are guys out there ignoring and mistreating their wives just for some casual fun.

    All of you guys joking around and giggling about this are really inconsiderate and immature.

    Haven't you thought about the wife at home? Little Billy missing his good night kiss why Dad's down at the local Wal Mart parking lot getting it on with some woman who doesn't have enough self respect to get her own man!

    Thanks for the info. I never thought of hanging out in the wal-mart parking lot to get picked up.
  • JewelsinBigD
    JewelsinBigD Posts: 661 Member
    I hope this thread is a joke - but if not - pathetic
  • ArroganceInStep
    ArroganceInStep Posts: 6,239 Member
    I hope this thread is a joke - but if not - pathetic

    Does that mean you won't go out with me?
  • AspiringPinkPinUp
    AspiringPinkPinUp Posts: 448
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    :laugh: I love this, and agree :laugh:
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Yeah, I have to get healthy so I can outlive her. I don't want her getting all my stuff.

    Unbelievable!! You sir are a real catch. I don't know how you tricked this poor girl into marrying someone like you in the first place. The fact that you would admittedly have an affair is one thing (I hope she is on here too and READS THIS!) but now you're talking about outliving her!

    Here's an idea . . . why don't you just put her out of her misery now and spare her the next few years of having YOU as a husband!

    I've considered that, but forensics have gotten too good these days, and you cn't trust a hit man to keep his mouth shut anymore.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    If you want to make me smile, just say dirty things to me I'm fairly easy lol

    mud.
  • wolfpack77
    wolfpack77 Posts: 655
    *peeks in*

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  • amyprzyby
    amyprzyby Posts: 25 Member
    Married men should be off limits. I think I am worth more than sharing my man with another woman.
    I've never said that to a married man, but made sure I never got that close to one. I couldn't live with leaving a child without his/her dad.
    Exactly!

    Why are you guys being so mean to me? I was just trying to express who I am!


    I don't even know why I'm on this site with so many MEAN, RUDE people on here!!!

    Trolling?
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I personally prefer married women. He can take care of all of those pesky emotional needs, and I get my plumbing cleaned. She doesn't come after my wife. Also, if she gets knocked up, he can cuckold the kid.

    Really.. win-win!
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    I like to be told what to do. My boyfriend just told me to get off my phone and fold some clothes. Mmmm yes

    Well then...

    kik me when the bf leaves!
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    I do a married man a few times a week, it's convenient because we live in the same house.
  • laurenz2501
    laurenz2501 Posts: 839 Member
    I love my married man with all my heart. Plus, he's the best lay ever. Sorry ladies, he's not available. He's married. And has a girlfriend.

    YEAH! :drinker:
  • readysetgo33
    readysetgo33 Posts: 14 Member
    lol I guess I'm too naive for this world but to all those who are sticking with the traditional ideals of monogamy, thank you.
    this post just reinforced my "refuse to get married" mentality
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    I hope this thread is a joke - but if not - pathetic

    Does that mean you won't go out with me?

    That's ok, I will go out with you. Bring your wife and we will make it a party.
  • chantelp89
    chantelp89 Posts: 590 Member
    I hope this thread is a joke - but if not - pathetic

    Does that mean you won't go out with me?

    That's ok, I will go out with you. Bring your wife and we will make it a party.
    Did someone say party?

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