Alright ladies... crazy things men have said to you... go!

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  • mestacy010
    mestacy010 Posts: 577 Member
    There's no way your a virgin, your too hott



    I mean really???

    come on we know you aren't

    Not anymore.... Lol
    although I was a virgin when I met him and we got married.
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    I had a guy stop on the way to the bathroom at work and give me a HUGE hug. I said, "Sorry, do I know you?"

    He said, "No, but I WANT to know you. Do you want to be my special friend?"

    I said, "Um...no. I'm married."

    He says, "So what, I'm married too. Nothing like a little fun on the side."

    I said, "Sorry. Not for me. I have to go."

    He says, while trying to touch me again, "We okay? No harassment or anything, right?"

    I said, "No. I'm fine."

    He says, "Hmm..I know, girl, you are fine!"

    I about DIED!!!

    ROFL! I know girl you are fine... I think I will use that one
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    There's no way your a virgin, your too hott



    I mean really???

    come on we know you aren't

    Not anymore.... Lol
    although I was a virgin when I met him and we got married.

    Great! Virginity is a horrible deseas and we should cure it!
  • MoRiv1986
    MoRiv1986 Posts: 379 Member
    Oh geez I've had African men nearly chase me down saying they want to marry me.
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,740 Member
    When I used to dye my hair red, even though I felt it looked pretty obviously fake as I'm brunette...men seemed to think it was ok to say crazy things to me about being a "kinky redhead" or asking if my pubic hair was red, etc. One customer walked into the store where I worked and the first words out of his mouth were "OH! You're hot and you have red hair!"

    Yuck.

    Gotta confess I have a thing for ginger men myself ;-) But ewww that's just tackiness.
  • pobalita
    pobalita Posts: 741 Member
    I wasn't kissing her. I was just leaning over to speak into her bad ear. (Said by my now ex.)
  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
    I once had a guy stare so hard that he rubber necked and ran into a concrete pillar and knocked himself out. Other than that, the best I get is "you're hot as balls" :ohwell:
  • tnicmorris
    tnicmorris Posts: 144 Member
    When I was 16, my first job was working at a pharmacy in the front. This old, crusty looking guy who was a regular customer came to my register after buying his prescription in the pharmacy and asked me, "If someone came in here with a gun and said you had to have sex with me or they would kill me, would you do it?"

    I had no idea what to say, so I (shamefully) told him to ask the other girl who worked with me in the front and ran off to hide in one of the aisles. As I ran, I heard her say, "I WOULD LET YOU DIE". I assume he asked her. The next thing I hear is my manager cursing him out about harassing young girls and to get out of the store.

    I later found out that his prescription was Viagra. So I was doubly grossed out. And I had to apologize to my friend for a week for sicking him on her and running off.
  • MzManiak
    MzManiak Posts: 1,361 Member
    I know girls get the rap for being clingy all too often... but I swear there are just as many guys that are like stage 5 all the time!

    Fellas: If a girl says, "I'm gonna go for a run, I'll hit you up when I get back"
    That does NOT mean, "Hey, please call me in 30 minutes, and text every 10 after that talking about 'Are you busy'". Yes mother f*cker I am and you're killin my music so go away!

    If a girl says, "Hey. I just got back from my run. I'm gonna take a shower real quick." That does not mean, "Hey, please call me." I JUST told you I was going to take a shower. Why the *kitten* are you calling me???

    Also: Do NOT send a girl a picture of herself that she did not send you (or that you did not take). That *kitten* is creepy and will have your *kitten* added to the "Do not answer- Stalker" list!

    You're welcome. :wink:
  • mrs_mab
    mrs_mab Posts: 1,024 Member
    "Wanna get a 12 pack and screw, or do you drink?" :laugh:
  • kmshred
    kmshred Posts: 393 Member
    "i like your structure"..

    wtheck. am i a tower?
  • IronFiend
    IronFiend Posts: 44 Member
    "Will you train me and make me hard?" No...just no.
  • frando
    frando Posts: 583 Member
    "Your too ambitious for a girl"

    To which I quipped; "It's not my fault I was born with your bollocks."
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    I think my favorite was "Baby, you look so good, I could sop you up with a biscuit." Um, what? I'm not even sure what it meant, but I'm pretty sure I didn't want to be a part of it.
  • mmm_drop
    mmm_drop Posts: 1,126 Member
    From a random dude at the bar: You have damn fine legs. They would be even finer wrapped around my head.

    Really? Who says this? *shudder*
  • VorJoshigan
    VorJoshigan Posts: 1,106 Member
    A woman recently said to me on a first date:
    "You're a little forward"

    The best part is that she was referring to my posture. A little later she followed up with
    "Another relationship has gotten serious, so a second date is impossible, but if you want to get together next week for coffee that would be OK. I think you would benefit from some honest feedback."
  • littlelaura
    littlelaura Posts: 1,028 Member
    I would love to get to know you better, you just look so much like my Mother...:noway:


    Creepy!
  • onetwopotato
    onetwopotato Posts: 245 Member
    "Hey, you with the clamshoot, come sit on my face!"

    This has never worked but I refuse to give up.
  • XxYeaIrocxX
    XxYeaIrocxX Posts: 224 Member
    I have a few.

    -" Holly hell you look like Paris Hilton, wanna make a sex tape?"
    ^Offended.....I will NEVER look like a trashy ho.




    - back when i had braces, I heard "Hey gurl, hey gurl HEY GURL, lemme lick your braces""........no.


    -Then I sprained my wrist. Told my husband I really wanted a grilled cheese for dinner but flipping it would be difficult with my wrist.
    his response "use your left hand then"........Guess who got slapped....with my left hand.
  • jsimler1
    jsimler1 Posts: 168 Member
    Let me put the tip in nothing else.

    What???? :noway:

    It's never just the tip...lol :laugh:
  • VpinkLotus
    VpinkLotus Posts: 849 Member
    "What side of the bed do you sleep on? Just want to make room for you." Um...no. :sick:

    oh, but my favorite was after I politely declined a drink offered to me buy a guy in a bar he responded with "I have an expensive car..." OH! well in that case! :sick: :sick: :sick:
  • Tony_Brewski
    Tony_Brewski Posts: 1,376 Member
    Let me put the tip in nothing else.

    What???? :noway:

    Coffee out the nose! LOL!
  • missmidge84
    missmidge84 Posts: 100 Member
    "You have great child-bearing hips. I'd like to put a baby in your belly."

    "With your red hair and green eyes, you look like a cat I want to pet." Followed by "heeeere, kitty kitty"

    I've had a few. These were the most memorable.
  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
    I love getting flirted with by old men. They're adorable.

    "I think you're lost, the beauty pagent is down the street"

    Awwww!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    "will you marry me" while already married.
    "will you marry me" with the ring of my friend and who's break up with him I witnessed while working with her and then FOR him.
    "will you marry me" after I broke up with him for cheating.
    "will you marry me" after 3 months of being broken up & when I was only 18.
    "will you marry me" after I heard his mom screaming that I was a slut and him not defending me.
    "will you marry me" after exactly ONE sexual encounter and zero dates just knowing each other through friends.
    "will you marry me" while at the ATM machine from a stranger.
    and finally, "OMG you're so facking hawt" from same ATM machine stranger.

    Men are weird about the marry me's. It's like the new "what's your sign" line.
  • jlshea
    jlshea Posts: 494 Member
    Drunk guy I ran in to from college at the bar, "I want to take you to the promise land."

    Um, no thanks. I don't have a passport.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    "will you marry me" while already married.
    "will you marry me" with the ring of my friend and who's break up with him I witnessed while working with her and then FOR him.
    "will you marry me" after I broke up with him for cheating.
    "will you marry me" after 3 months of being broken up & when I was only 18.
    "will you marry me" after I heard his mom screaming that I was a slut and him not defending me.
    "will you marry me" after exactly ONE sexual encounter and zero dates just knowing each other through friends.
    "will you marry me" while at the ATM machine from a stranger.
    and finally, "OMG you're so facking hawt" from same ATM machine stranger.

    Men are weird about the marry me's. It's like the new "what's your sign" line.

    Will you marry me?

    (Sorry I couldn't resist). :flowerforyou:
  • TheFitHooker
    TheFitHooker Posts: 3,357 Member
    I think the craziest thing a man has said to me was after I say I'm married, this one guy said "I didn't ask you if you were married, I don't want to marry you, I just want to sleep with you." Yeah, he was a winner! NOT!
  • RivenV
    RivenV Posts: 1,667 Member
    From a regular customer who came in every couple days - "You have really nice child-bearing hips."

    I turned to lead a customer to a particular sections and upon seeing my backside, after staring at my chest (which is large for my frame) - "Damn, girl, you thick in the back, too!"

    Some random guy in the computer lab while I was in college - "It was my dream coming to college that I'd get to see a co-ed's boobs, but I'll be graduating in a few months and it still hasn't happened. *long pause* So can I see yours?"
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I think the craziest thing a man has said to me was after I say I'm married, this one guy said "I didn't ask you if you were married, I don't want to marry you, I just want to sleep with you." Yeah, he was a winner! NOT!

    In his efense, you say you are a hooker.

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