Alright ladies... crazy things men have said to you... go!

I have a 8 month Great Dane and of course, am doing all the training. But I also have a Great Pyr and I take each dog out for separate walks. I take the Dane first, then the Pyr. Last Saturday, I came home from walking the Pyr, and my husband *****ed at me that the Dane cried the whole time I was gone..... He went on to say that I needed to train the Dane to not cry when I was not home. Like what?????? If I'm not here, how can I train him to stop crying?

Once at the gym while I was on a stair climber, a guy walked over and said, "You look like a movie star!" Smiling, I said, "Oh, yeah? Who?" "Roseanne Barr." Thanks a lot.

Bump . . .

"Tiny and petite, the way woman should be!"

whatever helped me lose 50#'s walked around the ex who said it in a bikini this last weekend.. so thinking I win!

New one today:
At work I was out in the woods and my truck got stuck. As I was digging myself out a guy comes walking out of the woods and offers to help. Ok, I said.

We got my truck out but he got dirty in the process. I told him thanks and that I felt guilty that he got dirty.

He looked me up and down and said, "How guilty do you feel?"

Indeed

WHAT?!

I would've answered "How dirty do you feel?" and winked.

I would have messed with his head a little but we were alone out in the woods. Lol

was he cute?

Remember in Forrest Gump when he was running across the country with the beard?

Yeah, kinda like that.

New one today:
At work I was out in the woods and my truck got stuck. As I was digging myself out a guy comes walking out of the woods and offers to help. Ok, I said.

We got my truck out but he got dirty in the process. I told him thanks and that I felt guilty that he got dirty.

He looked me up and down and said, "How guilty do you feel?"

Indeed

WHAT?!

I would've answered "How dirty do you feel?" and winked.

I would have messed with his head a little but we were alone out in the woods. Lol

was he cute?

Remember in Forrest Gump when he was running across the country with the beard?

Yeah, kinda like that.

gross. well in my mind it played better, I should write an xxx film and use that story, just with a sexy guy instead of a creeper

I give my permission. Lol

My ex told me a BJ "doesn't count" unless it lasts 40 minutes.

LOLOL

There's a reason he is my ex.

I would say, "You can't make it 40 seconds... what do I do for other 39 minutes?"

Lol I was just thinking of how impressive that would be if he lasted that long. :laugh:

Let me put the tip in nothing else.

What???? :noway:

Haven't we all heard that one once or twice. :noway:

its always the 50+ men that come into my store. the worst was

"wow your a sexy redhead. my wife used to have red hair..."

it was so creepy. what did he do to his wife/her hair???

not so much something that was said, but something that happened.

dude approached me at the gym - said he'd seen me out running around my neighborhood and was exclaiming about how long i'm out pounding the pavement. ok cool. we chat for a bit, seem to hit it off. go out for drinks and fun that weekend, but i wasn't really feeling it. next day dude is nonstop texting and calling, to which i am kind of half-heartedly replying, but definitely deflecting any future plans he was trying to make. unfortunately, however, i made the mistake of allowing dude to meet me at my place for our first (and only!) date, so he knew where i lived (and i live alone mind you). one evening i'm chilling, and this banging starts at my front door. i'm a little taken aback, tip toe up to my door and peer out the peephole. it's crazy gym dude. continuing to pound incessantly. i don't know why i didn't just open the door and tell him to beat it (i'm awkward, avoid confrontation, who the **** knows), but dude kept pounding and yelling through the door for a solid 10 minutes. went away for a bit. thought he was gone, but no then pounding started up again. i'm thoroughly freaked out now and convinced he's going to break my door down or come around back and break through my sliders. i'm texting my sisters and dad frantically. my dad is telling me to call the cops, as is my big sister - but obviously i didn't. in hindsight i know i wasn't in that much danger, just really freaked out in the moment. to top it all off though, after awhile i go out to my car to take off and head over to my sister's house for a bit to calm the **** down, and he's left a goddamn NOTE on my windshield!!

that was probably one of the craziest things i've had happen to me by a man. and holy awkwardness when we next saw each other at the gym.

i was a 20-something in college (the Clinton years) and a 40-something man tried to hit on me by saying, "You look like Monica Lewinski!" I was so offended (and drunk)and I responded in a way that was super-out of character for my usual reserved, rule-abiding personality. I grabbed him by the collar with one hand and pulled him real close and cocked my other fist as if prepping to punch. In a really low voice I said, "Is that supposed to be a f****ing compliment? Its not." He was speechless, as were my friends. I didn't get bothered for the rest of the night.

not so much something that was said, but something that happened.

dude approached me at the gym - said he'd seen me out running around my neighborhood and was exclaiming about how long i'm out pounding the pavement. ok cool. we chat for a bit, seem to hit it off. go out for drinks and fun that weekend, but i wasn't really feeling it. next day dude is nonstop texting and calling, to which i am kind of half-heartedly replying, but definitely deflecting any future plans he was trying to make. unfortunately, however, i made the mistake of allowing dude to meet me at my place for our first (and only!) date, so he knew where i lived (and i live alone mind you). one evening i'm chilling, and this banging starts at my front door. i'm a little taken aback, tip toe up to my door and peer out the peephole. it's crazy gym dude. continuing to pound incessantly. i don't know why i didn't just open the door and tell him to beat it (i'm awkward, avoid confrontation, who the **** knows), but dude kept pounding and yelling through the door for a solid 10 minutes. went away for a bit. thought he was gone, but no then pounding started up again. i'm thoroughly freaked out now and convinced he's going to break my door down or come around back and break through my sliders. i'm texting my sisters and dad frantically. my dad is telling me to call the cops, as is my big sister - but obviously i didn't. in hindsight i know i wasn't in that much danger, just really freaked out in the moment. to top it all off though, after awhile i go out to my car to take off and head over to my sister's house for a bit to calm the **** down, and he's left a goddamn NOTE on my windshield!!

that was probably one of the craziest things i've had happen to me by a man. and holy awkwardness when we next saw each other at the gym.

What did the note say???! Lol

not so much something that was said, but something that happened.

dude approached me at the gym - said he'd seen me out running around my neighborhood and was exclaiming about how long i'm out pounding the pavement. ok cool. we chat for a bit, seem to hit it off. go out for drinks and fun that weekend, but i wasn't really feeling it. next day dude is nonstop texting and calling, to which i am kind of half-heartedly replying, but definitely deflecting any future plans he was trying to make. unfortunately, however, i made the mistake of allowing dude to meet me at my place for our first (and only!) date, so he knew where i lived (and i live alone mind you). one evening i'm chilling, and this banging starts at my front door. i'm a little taken aback, tip toe up to my door and peer out the peephole. it's crazy gym dude. continuing to pound incessantly. i don't know why i didn't just open the door and tell him to beat it (i'm awkward, avoid confrontation, who the **** knows), but dude kept pounding and yelling through the door for a solid 10 minutes. went away for a bit. thought he was gone, but no then pounding started up again. i'm thoroughly freaked out now and convinced he's going to break my door down or come around back and break through my sliders. i'm texting my sisters and dad frantically. my dad is telling me to call the cops, as is my big sister - but obviously i didn't. in hindsight i know i wasn't in that much danger, just really freaked out in the moment. to top it all off though, after awhile i go out to my car to take off and head over to my sister's house for a bit to calm the **** down, and he's left a goddamn NOTE on my windshield!!

that was probably one of the craziest things i've had happen to me by a man. and holy awkwardness when we next saw each other at the gym.

What did the note say???! Lol

lol nothing too outrageous. something like "hey what's up it's mike. what happened? lol gimme a call" ...i remember thinking the fact that he hand wrote "lol" i thought was kind of weird - but at that point i was just SO weirded out! lol