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  • gkwatra
    gkwatra Posts: 431 Member
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    How about Indians ? Any good jokes there ? :bigsmile:

    I know quite a few Sikh jokes (my hubby is Punjabi) ...
  • amandapye78
    amandapye78 Posts: 820 Member
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    Where can I get my own Australian to just talk to me all day long? I love love the accent.:
  • deksgrl
    deksgrl Posts: 7,237 Member
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    Where can I get my own Australian to just talk to me all day long? I love love the accent.:

    1-800-aussie-blokes
    Your phone will be charged $19.95 per call plus 4.99 per minute. *

    *International charges may also apply
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 12,965 Member
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    Motorcycle routes - Pacific Highway between Sydney and the Central Coast

    http://www.motowhere.com/listpaths/country/14
    Thank you!
  • pudadough
    pudadough Posts: 1,271 Member
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    Have you ever gotten into a bare knuckle boxing match with a kangaroo? I hear they're pretty ornery. :wink:
  • shadowkat57
    shadowkat57 Posts: 151 Member
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    I had to wrestle an over-friendly sheep out of my car yesterday...
  • angelams1019
    angelams1019 Posts: 1,102 Member
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    also why does everything in Australia want to kill me?

    THIS!! lol
  • Ophidion
    Ophidion Posts: 2,065 Member
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    I live in Australia and want to know why people find the accent attractive?
  • CheekyBrahette
    CheekyBrahette Posts: 441 Member
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    I would love to visit sometime, but I have a HUGE fear of spiders! Is there any place over there free of these terrifying monsters?

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  • Ophidion
    Ophidion Posts: 2,065 Member
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    I would love to visit sometime, but I have a HUGE fear of spiders! Is there any place over there free of these terrifying monsters?

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    Little guy, he's harmless.
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
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    I would love to visit sometime, but I have a HUGE fear of spiders! Is there any place over there free of these terrifying monsters?

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    Little guy, he's harmless.

    That is what bit me and I'm still alive.
  • PhattiPhat
    PhattiPhat Posts: 349 Member
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    I had to wrestle an over-friendly sheep out of my car yesterday...

    I thought that was strictly New Zealanders :laugh:
  • FitterTerri
    FitterTerri Posts: 91 Member
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    I love this thread!

    In my back yard it's not uncommon to see Roos, Dingoes, Spiders (even the funnel web), snakes (brown, black, carpet, python), Goannas and birds such as the Cocky, Galah, King Parrot, Lorikeet, Kookaburra and Eagles. I live in a rural area and love the wildlife (except for the spiders. In my opinion the only good spider is a dead one!)

    Gotta love this country!
  • chrisdavey
    chrisdavey Posts: 9,835 Member
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    in4awesome thread

    also Aussie.
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
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    Where can I get my own Australian to just talk to me all day long? I love love the accent.:

    Well Garmin has an Australian character on their GPS. Tells you all your routes with an accent. :smile:
  • Ninnylicious
    Ninnylicious Posts: 513
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    Why are Australian men such wankers?

    Amen to that GF!!
    I just well and truely screwed over by a footballer.. thought kiwi's would be better.. they are worse!!
    Most men are just pigs!!
  • ckmama
    ckmama Posts: 1,668 Member
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    THis may have been asked....but didn't they just prove in fact that the dingo did take that baby?
  • lausa22
    lausa22 Posts: 467 Member
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    Is it true that you guys call having s e x 'getting rooted?' My friend has an auntie from Perth and apparently they say that!

    Also, where is the best place to live in Aus with the least amount of spiders? :laugh:
  • 2012ALM
    2012ALM Posts: 22 Member
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    What is your opinion on South Yarra? I'm moving to AU in about 4 months and I was told I could take a train from here to work pretty easily.
  • chrisdavey
    chrisdavey Posts: 9,835 Member
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    Is it true that you guys call having s e x 'getting rooted?' My friend has an auntie from Perth and apparently they say that!

    Also, where is the best place to live in Aus with the least amount of spiders? :laugh:

    That is a term yes.

    Spiders are everywhere. I saw one walking down the street just before.
    What is your opinion on South Yarra? I'm moving to AU in about 4 months and I was told I could take a train from here to work pretty easily.

    It's one of the nicer suburbs in Melbourne. My mate lives there and loves it. If you are a city person, it would be a good choice IMO :smile:

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