what stupid things have done while drunk???

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Just ask everybody on my friends list...lol.

The stupidest thing I ever did was back in high school. I came home super drunk went to bed in my room and 2 hours later was woken up by my sister asking me what I was doing in her bed. To this day I have no idea how I ended up in her bed...and no, I didn't try to do anything for all those wondering.

Oh boy, I am so going to plead the 5th on this one...

I guess piloting that 767 yesterday was a marginal lapse in judgement, we seemed to get down eventually though.

Sat in my hot-tub for 4+ hours singing Lion King songs at the top of my lungs... Kept drinking

Next morning woke up in a cold tub, pruned, and skin red and sensitive from the hot water.

Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh

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LOLOL!
Yeah that is pretty much me too...glad I don't do that anymore

haha I tried to pee in my friends washer... thought it was the bathroom

ROFL!
I had a drunk at work who did..kind of that, not in a washer though. He thought he was in the bathroom and in actually he was in the corner by the supervisor's office and I didn't get to him in time. It went all over the floor and under the door to the supervisor's office and I had to clean up both areas....oddly our lovely housekeeping dept refuses to do that.

I once got very drunk in Africa, had a conversation with a cockroach and nearly got kidnapped by two Nigerians who promised to show me some hippos.

I cant remember most of mine, but a couple of weeks ago my 22 year old son (who is normally VERY sensible) came back from an RAF base party with one of his fingers bandaged, and blood still seeping from an incident the previous evening. It turns out that he tried to stop an air raid siren blade with his finger... spinning metal blade vs flesh... hmm not a good idea son.

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^^^ That. Definitely that. Wouldn't even know where to start.

ditto:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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THIS!

yep! Me too.

The night started out as a work event to a baseball game. I know I ended up at the bar in the stadium. Apparently I was dancing on the bar top (yes with all my coworkers present). My friend and I got a ride home from a fellow co worker, who I vaguely remember giving a back massage to while he was driving (which isn't all that strange except I really disliked the guy normally). I ended up crashing on my friend's couch, she had just moved to a new house (I had not slept at her new place before). I woke up to go to the bathroom and I went to where the bathroom was (but in her old place), unfortunately, the location in her new place was actually the kitchen. I used the trashcan, but there wasn't trash in there (it was full of her grilling tools). I woke up the next day naked, with a trail of clothes from the living room to the kitchen. I unfortunately didn't put two and two together, so it was her sister who found my "gift"....it wasn't just pee!!

Don't worry, I bought her new equipment for her grill :laugh:

Pismo beach, night fall. Asked my friend if she wanted to streak across the beach. ( she was drunk, not as drunk) She said she would if I would and of course I stripped, then she did, we ran up to her bf who was at the shoreline and started kissing him. ( And yeah there were a few ppl out). We were so stupid we my friend & I put the blanket around us, had her bf carry our clothes and we walked back to the hotel. He got there first, and we wondered how, then we remembered we drove there. So stupid. Definitely one of the craziest things Ive done.

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LOLOL!
Yeah that is pretty much me too...glad I don't do that anymore

Ditto!

Went on a very important job interview still drunk from the night before and feeling sick, and excused myself every few minutes to go puke in the bathroom sink. The boss thought I had the flu and was extremely dedicated to show up anyway, I somehow managed to get hired.

Walked a beach unbeknownst to me at the time, in full view of late evening traffic completely naked from the waist down, because apparently I decided to attempt to pee, lost my balance, wet my pants and thought it was a good idea to just throw em out. It was at least a 10 min walk to my friends car. :blushing:

Drunk dialing the exes. Oy.

The one night my friend and I were puking side by side and a pack of smokes fell out his pocket, and I yelled out (and fully believed) "Dude, you just puked a pack of cigarettes OMG".

And probably one of the most mortifying was me drunk and rolling around on my Grandmother's bathroom floor yelling out that I wanted peen.

Everything else I pretty much either don't remember or details have been spared by the people who were with me to witness it thank goodness.