what stupid things have done while drunk???
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Too many things to list... :drinker:0
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Asked my Somalian cab driver if he knew the pirates
Spun the "wheel of shots" at a bar and actually did the shot it landed on
Got on the CB in a taxi and asked for "The Boss"
Done a shot out of someone else's mouth
Done the walk of shame back to my car in my Halloween costume the day AFTER Halloween
Slammed my arm into the house, which was then bruised for a month
Oh the list goes on and on....0 -
Not worth the strike :laugh:0
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Climbed a tree, fell out of the tree, spent two days in intensive care.
(That really should of been the start of me losing weight. If i had been a bit lighter that branch would of never snapped)0 -
Fell over in dog S**t and then spent the rest of the night telling my best mate that he smelt.0
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Ive puked. That was stupid...0
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At 15 years old, I tried to jump over someone's fence while hiding from the police and ended up crushing it into tiny pieces,
The police found me and I gave a false name (which was my best friends name) and they took me to her house and when they informed her father they had his daughter in the car I jumped out and said 'DAD!' and hugged him.
He co-operated.
Most awesome dad award goes to him.0 -
-Got into a fight with an ironing board (it won)
-Grabbed my best friends face and made out with her in front of EVERYONE then told her if she was gay I'd **** her brains out haha
-Ran naked down the street
-Made some bad phone calls
-Threw up in a pillow case in the middle of sex.... ahhh the list goes on and on!!!0 -
-Got into a fight with an ironing board (it won)
-Grabbed my best friends face and made out with her in front of EVERYONE then told her if she was gay I'd **** her brains out haha
-Ran naked down the street
-Made some bad phone calls
-Threw up in a pillow case in the middle of sex.... ahhh the list goes on and on!!!
bahahah you are awesome!!! *Goes off to write a letter to your Mil*0 -
HAHA nooo!!! lol she is leaving Monday! woo hoo!!! lol jk i'm really really sad :drinker: :sad: :smokin: :laugh:
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Senior year of High School......was attempting to sneak into my girlfriends bedroom window as she was awaiting my presence. (mental picture) 3 bedroom home with both guest bedrooms facing the front with identical windows.) Well, Her grandmother was staying in the other guest bedroom at the time. Long story short, made it just inside the window.....I think I still have welp marks from her bible on my back. Yes, I did. Wrong window. smh
THIS made me :laugh: and no, you Dih-int use SMH. :noway:0 -
Gonna say...continue drinking?0
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doing it now......responding to a posting on the Internet.0
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Agreed to sex with a gay man who wanted to see what it was like to be with a girl.
Got thrown out of the movies by security for loudly critiquing the film.
Got drunk then took LSD, then attended a friend's wedding. Not recommended.
Hit on my boyfriend's dad. Then his dad started calling me. :noway:
Painted the kitchen. Spent the next six months trying to get the paint off the windows, floor, cabinets, my hair, the dog etc. ect.
Christmas shopping. This now an annual tradition for me. The gifts are always interesting. One year I bought my husband's ex wife sex toys. It seemed like a good idea at the time...:embarassed:
Not stupid but awesome:
Trashed talked myself into my first century ride. My sober self probably would have never agreed to it. :drinker:
what was the outcome?0 -
When I was working as a go go dancer, one of the customers used to always buy me drinks, had a few too many ...so I went up onto the stage to do my routine, the Velcro arm bracelets I was wearing got stuck to my button on skirt and well I flashed the entire crowd. Um...i would say i was mortified but i was so drunk i really didn't notice until club security had me over his shoulder carrying me to the dressing room. -_0"0
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Agreed to sex with a gay man who wanted to see what it was like to be with a girl.
That guy deserves an award. Not only escaping the friend zone, but the gay friend zone.
I mean as messed up as it was, for someone as pretty as you, the escapade sounds like it was worth it for him. Is he still "gay"?0 -
umm lol..0
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bump0
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hahahahaha that list is way to long
so what haven't i done? Been arrested! TEEHEE0 -
Made out with a girl :blushing:
it wasnt really stupid it was hot :happy:0 -
Climbed a barbed wire fence naked0
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Enough stupidity to not be funny anymore.
Exactly this0 -
Threw my wallet over a spiked fence, Climbed over fence to retrieve wallet. Upon climbing back over fell on the spike which pierced my skin around 4 inches from my balls. Managed to get myself off and sat on the floor blood everywhere. Then stupidly phoned my mate to call me an ambulance when I could have called it myself hahaha.0
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Reece, Adam, Micheal, and Omar
Yes, Omar.0 -
Sang " You are my Sunshine naked backwards around a hottub" NEXT?0
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Men mostly......... ;-)
Ok, seriously...
Been somewhat responsible for a physical fight starting between a group of men when once pinched my bum and another told him it was disrespectful - argument ensued. I thought it best to slip away at this point.
Been told by the Chief Fire Officer of the county that I was eyeing up his men and hadn't 'even tried to be subtle'. :-)
Woke up one morning to find an arm covered in huge bruises. To this day, no one can recall how I got them.
Tried to arrest someone for wearing burberry and being ugly. A friend is a Police Officer and I was rummaging in her bag trying to find her warrant card so I could read him his rights....
Accused a lesbian friend of not being a proper lesbian because she didn't find me attractive and I'm '****ing adorable'.....
Spend the night lying on the bathroom floor vomiting on myself whilst my husband tried to convince me to at least lean over the toilet. How that man is even able to have sex with me after seeing that carnage is beyond me!
The list goes on, but my embarrassment is high enough already.0 -
As I believe a picture speaks more than a thousand words:
If you wonder "how", I was playing hockey after 6 tequilas.0 -
I guess I'm lucky enough I've never done any _men_ while drunk.0
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Made out with a girl :blushing:
it wasnt really stupid it was hot :happy:
FTW ......0 -
Fooled around with roommates hairy Italian girlfriend and did the shame crawl out of our own home......0
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