what stupid things have done while drunk???

i never drink I am a good girl by all my friends standards...But about 14 years ago i went to a bar and got very drunk. on our walk home we passed the "adult store" that is open 24 hours. We decided to go in and in the middle of the store is a adult swing that looks like a big jolly jumper. Well not being so smart I decided to get in the harness and try it out. It all went well till I decided to try and get out of it, I had on high heels and the floor was cement. I slipped smashed my face on the cement floor. I was tangled up in this harness and bleeding all over the floor. By the time the staff got my drunk *kitten* out of the swing I had hit my face on the floor twice and shattered my nose. I swear every single creepy guy in town was in that store to witness my stupidity. Im not sure if that was the most embarresing or having to explain to the emergency room doctor how it all transpired.

Ate a 7-11 Taquito

too many to list. got kicked out of a bar bc I threw up in the sink in the toilet and didnt removed it. hey I was 17, please forgive me!!!!
my 16th bday party at home. handed out flyer in the disco, the house was full with ppl my parents were gone for vacation. well half of the kitchen got destroyed, the neighbours called the police bc the dj was too loud (glasses of cupboards were vibrating) guys were pissing from the balcony my friend sat infront of the toilet and was about to die, other guys in the bathroom playing around with moms makeup and lipstick, my friends dad came in and was like WTF. ppl threw up infront of the house the next day my parents came back and my mom said "why do you throw bread crumbs infront of the house??!" exactly in the moment when my friend and I finished cleaning up.

walked up to a guy and kissed him. was a good decision lol.

Sounds like one hell of a party, sorry I missed it

I was told i had a great time in New Orleans at a final four. ..

having my boyfriend pick me up from a friends house after having wine, martini and god knows what else! Staggered to the car and slumped against the window singing (mumbling a tune) along to his mettalica cd. Then slumped on the sofa till he pulled me to bed where I was sick on my blanket and kept hugging it, which he had to swap for a teddy bear so he could put in the washing machine.
That was the worst time, another was me just wandering around trying to walk home and somehow losing my purse (it was handed into work next day thankfully) I have no idea how I managed to find my way home!

Started relationships with bad women

the list is endless, literally. the last escapade was just two weeks ago. but probably the craziest thing would be waking up in a different country with no money, phone, wallet or id. just two drunk fools that had no idea how they got there lol. lucky I just turned 18 back then, and to this day 5 years later my mum still has no clue about it

This weekend I was drunk as fu(k and decided to ride bikes with some friends to the local pool so we could climb the fence and go swimming. I was riding too close and too fast next to a fence. My left handle bar got caught in the fence, I flipped over my handle bars, flew off my bike, landed face first on pavement with my bike landing on top of me, then my boyfriend crashed into me. I need to stop these drunken shenanigans before my luck runs out. Nothing more than some scrapes and bruises and a swollen chin thankfully.

Not me, but a ex-girlfriend of an old roommate of my husband. He was sleeping and she walks into his room, sits on his desk chair and urinates on his chair. while he was laying right there. Then, she gets up and goes back to bed like it was nothing. pretty sure she thought the chair was the toilet.

Jeez, puked, fought, got naked, danced on tables, jumped in mosh pits, got naked, drank stuff brought to me lit without blowing it out, got in a wet tee shirt contest with yellow stretch pants which evidently turned into glass once wet, fought, slept with ugly guys, drank a beer with a ciggie butt in the bottom, projectile vomited, streaked, mooned, slept thru the second half of a football game, etc.......:drinker:

Drank a half-gallon of Popov mixed with who knows how much orange juice on NYE, and unfornutaly still remember everything from that night. Ended up with it coming out both ends. My boyfriend and friend took turns holding me up on the toilet for two hours. When my friend told me she was going to take my shoes off, I told her "no, I"m a runner, leave my shoes on", they were hightops. At one point my boyfried asked his friend to deal with me for a while, I remember him walking in and running back out yelling "you didn't tell me she was naked". After they thought I was finished, they took me in the bedroom and put me on the waterbed, naked. As my boyfriend was leaving the room, he went to shut the light off, I told him that I needed to go to the bathroom again, he said "you'll be alright" and turned out the light and shut the door. I couldn't even move my arm, let alone get out of bed. Woke up a few hours later with crap (literally) all over me, in my hair etc and the brand new comforter our friends got us for christmas. Walked into the living room and my friend tries to shove a donut in my mouth to sober me up, like waking up with crap in your hair isn't sobering enough and who wants to eat anything when all they can smell is crap. Needless to say, I took at least six showers that day.

The first time I ever got drunk on beer I was at a part with some friends and we were leaving and going back home well I got sick and puked everywhere. It was nasty so from then on no more beer for me. I only stick to the fruity stuff cause I never ever get sick.

I went to Scully's Bar down in Johnson City Tennessee with my best friend and her husband I had 3 Smirnoff's 1 Lemon Drop and Stephanie brought me a drink and I drank it and loved it. I found out it was a Tequilla Rose. Yummy. Well after all that I go up to the dance floor and start "dancing" drunk dancing. Stephanie said she laughed at me the whole time apparently going around in circles and slinging your arms side to side doesn't count as dancing. She had informed me if her phone had not died she would have recorded the whole thing.

I'll just divulge this one: while in school at San Diego State, i once woke up in a club in Tijuana, Mexico at 8am.

So, yeah, me and alcohol have a bit of a love/hate thing going on...

have banged multiple fat chicks while drunk.

When I go drinking at the bars I bring my unicorn mask and wear it around.