Give people REALLY bad advice!!!

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  • healthyandfitgirl14
    healthyandfitgirl14 Posts: 413 Member
    Dr. Oz is always right.
  • blackcloud13
    blackcloud13 Posts: 654 Member
    Always post how many calories you burn during sex..then eat back those cals.

    This is meant to be a thread giving BAD advice ....
  • cstoney2013
    cstoney2013 Posts: 167 Member
    there are alot of skinny vegans.

    If you lift heavy at the gym you burn absolutely no calories.
  • ChelleyCredible
    ChelleyCredible Posts: 63 Member
    The louder you grunt at the gym shows your power.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    Planet fitness is totally a good gym to join to build muscle.

    good gyms have lots of ellipticals.
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
    crop dust at the gym when ever you can people love that smell
  • MyM0wM0w
    MyM0wM0w Posts: 2,008 Member
    nCG is the BEST way to lose weight! It's also the healthiest!
  • JasonT1973
    JasonT1973 Posts: 229 Member
    Best thread in a while.

    One of my personal favorites is giving up food in order to have 2 protein shakes a day, yes this is something I definitely want to do the rest of my life! Let's not forget if you eat under 1200 calories one day you'll go into starvation mode.

    ^5
  • Jc_1324
    Jc_1324 Posts: 29
    Do curls every day, make sure to do them in the squat rack as well
  • Joannesmith2818
    Joannesmith2818 Posts: 438 Member
    Always spell the word "lose" like this: "loose." It will make you look really smart. Don't lose weight. Loose weight. :tongue:

    But what if I don't wanna set my weight loose.....I'd rather gun it down before it attacks someone else.
  • CherylP67
    CherylP67 Posts: 772 Member
    The belly wrap will help you lose weight AND inches, forever.
    Sarcasm isn't used, allowed, or tolerated here.
    If you don't lose any weight for a week, you're on a plateau and you just need to give up and quit, the weight's never coming off, you've whacked your metabolism out of this galaxy and there's no hope.
  • angel79202
    angel79202 Posts: 1,012 Member
    Don't ever eat carbs again
    ice cream will kill you
    All sugar is the devil!
    bread will kill u
  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
    It's not your fault.
  • crazie4lulu
    crazie4lulu Posts: 762 Member
    eat clean
    the paleo diet is valid science
    carbs are bad
    deprive yourself of the foods you love in order to lose weight
    try crossfit
    only lift those pink 3lb weights
    cauliflower is a great substitute for real foods
    everyone is different
    what works for one person might not work for another
    if your stomach is upset, you are allergic to gluten
    protein is overrated
    running is better for you than lifting weights

    (the above is a list of advice that you find on MFP, but which i consider to be bad)
    O...M...G... this is the first forum i have posted to since i came back....LMAO:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • CherylP67
    CherylP67 Posts: 772 Member
    Always post how many calories you burn during sex..then eat back those cals.

    Good grief, that's funny

    We're you all here the night someone mastur***ed with his heart rate monitor on and was bummed it only burned 30 calories?
  • khadijak17
    khadijak17 Posts: 393 Member
    forget calorie counting or any means of exercise, log on to the wonderful internet and order those slimming pills they really work!! dont forget to empty all your food through laxatives if you make the mistake of eating "normal foods" :laugh:
  • Mechanikitty
    Mechanikitty Posts: 90 Member
    Pasta is always the amount that you guess it to be. Don't bother weighing. That hot chocolate jug you used to measure a 'cup' is accurate 'nuff.
  • jacobhyatt91
    jacobhyatt91 Posts: 120 Member
    Dont EVER EVER EVER squat...that ****s bad for your knees and junk...lmao :laugh:
  • karenjoy
    karenjoy Posts: 1,840 Member
    dieting makes you lose your feminine curves, you will just be bones and not a proper woman if you lose weight
    Oh and never breast feed, it make your boobs sag, I breast fed all my babies and you would not want to look at me naked....
    well actually that might be a lie
  • TemikaThompson
    TemikaThompson Posts: 222 Member
    ALWAYS post your relationship and family problems on MFP!!! Post every single details about it too!

    LMBO!
    Yes beause MFP is FB lol
  • 42hockeymom
    42hockeymom Posts: 521 Member
    Always trust the guy who promises to "pull out"...........:noway:
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    Give up all the foods you love, and vow to never have them again. Ever.
  • RllyGudTweetr
    RllyGudTweetr Posts: 2,019 Member
    Going the raw food route is the only way to lose weight and get healthy.
  • allstatemom
    allstatemom Posts: 183 Member
    Colon cleanse is a good way to lose weight.

    Eat carbs only on odd numbered days.

    That red line under words does not mean a thing.
  • cntrlaltdlt
    cntrlaltdlt Posts: 1 Member
    Just eat clean. The pounds will melt off.
    Eating fruit is like eating a spoonful of sugar.
  • joyfuljoy65
    joyfuljoy65 Posts: 317 Member
    Pasta is always the amount that you guess it to be. Don't bother weighing. That hot chocolate jug you used to measure a 'cup' is accurate 'nuff.

    LOL :laugh:
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
    You're not wrong, all of the people disagreeing with you are bullies.
  • Mrsallypants
    Mrsallypants Posts: 887 Member
    you would generate more testosterone for muscle building if you just lost the penis, brah. it is holding you back.
  • JuantonBliss
    JuantonBliss Posts: 245 Member
    Make sure you always lick knives clean.
    Test how hot coffee is with your tongue.
    Get married.

    I always lick knives clean though :laugh: I lick all my utensils clean :wink:
  • thesifter
    thesifter Posts: 107 Member
    Your average cup is 250 mls

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