Give people REALLY bad advice!!!

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  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
    you must join a gym nothing else will work for getting shred
  • SkimFlatWhite68
    SkimFlatWhite68 Posts: 1,254 Member
    Go on a 30 day juice detox [insert advertorial/promotional link here] - this is what you need to cleanse your body of all it's toxins.
  • Cheechos
    Cheechos Posts: 293
    All food gives you cancer. Lose weight and get healthy via photosynthesis instead.
  • notworthstalking
    notworthstalking Posts: 531 Member
    dieting makes you lose your feminine curves, you will just be bones and not a proper woman if you lose weight
    Oh and never breast feed, it make your boobs sag, I breast fed all my babies and you would not want to look at me naked....
    well actually that might be a lie

    I love this. Seriously pregnancy and weight gain change the shape of breasts. You may as well breastfeed. Funny advice from a body shaping guide. Do your best to breastfeed, because your boobs will change anyway. Put the money you save into getting a good plastic surgeon :laugh:

    I here lots of not bad, but advice at work that is questionable. People don't think to ask the one who's lost weight for advice. Cause only fat people know how to lose weight or be healthy . Remember that folks.
  • jkal1979
    jkal1979 Posts: 1,896 Member
    Of course the It Works! wraps work. Not only will it give you a six pack after two applications but it will rid your body of toxins that you never knew existed. To really maximize the results, mix with Shakeology and raspberry ketones.
  • vanillacoffee
    vanillacoffee Posts: 1,024 Member
    Seaweed wraps are a great long term permanent weight loss solution.
  • vanillacoffee
    vanillacoffee Posts: 1,024 Member
    Of course the It Works! wraps work. Not only will it give you a six pack after two applications but it will rid your body of toxins that you never knew existed. To really maximize the results, mix with Shakeology and raspberry ketones.

    Same wavelength! Hahaha
  • cstoney2013
    cstoney2013 Posts: 167 Member
    When you go to the gym, never wipe off your sweat from a bench or machine because most people don't mind and they are sweating as well. So it is a waste of time.. Also it is a good idea to use the gym when you are really smelly or after you've had messy sex, I mean no one can smell you. allways try to make most of your cell phone calls at the gym and speak really loud into the phone. Make sure you have your headphones on to avoid any communication and if someone has weights on a bar, but leve the are for 30 seconds, feel free to put your weights on, they are done. Never offer to spot for anyone. If you can do this it will be a good start.
  • Zuzanna100
    Zuzanna100 Posts: 39 Member
    It doesn't matter if you have a bad re-action to certain food stuff, NEVER restrict yourself!
  • Tessyloowhoo
    Tessyloowhoo Posts: 504
    Oh you gained 10lbs on vacation.... must be the sodium
  • Tessyloowhoo
    Tessyloowhoo Posts: 504
    If you haven't lost 5lbs your first month on MFP you must have a thyroid problem.
  • JasonT1973
    JasonT1973 Posts: 229 Member
    Always trust the guy who promises to "pull out"...........:noway:

    BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Weigh every day
    If you haven't lost weight for two days, consider yourself plateaued
    If you've hit a plateau, abandon your plan even if it has been highly successful
  • Tessyloowhoo
    Tessyloowhoo Posts: 504
    LAST ONE i promise

    Being skinny fat is way sexier than having muscles.
  • justinhemker
    justinhemker Posts: 26 Member
    Since chocolate is made from cocoa and cocoa comes from a tree (which is a plant), chocolate counts as a salad.
  • sweetchildomine
    sweetchildomine Posts: 872 Member
    eat clean
    the paleo diet is valid science
    carbs are bad
    deprive yourself of the foods you love in order to lose weight
    try crossfit
    only lift those pink 3lb weights
    cauliflower is a great substitute for real foods
    everyone is different
    what works for one person might not work for another
    if your stomach is upset, you are allergic to gluten
    protein is overrated
    running is better for you than lifting weights

    (the above is a list of advice that you find on MFP, but which i consider to be bad)

    Why are so many people hating on cauliflower? What if I LIKE cauliflower?! Cauliflower IS a REAL food. Sorry, I get riled up when people start hating on my vegetable homies.
  • vanillacoffee
    vanillacoffee Posts: 1,024 Member
    Weigh every day
    If you haven't lost weight for two days, consider yourself plateaued
    If you've hit a plateau, abandon your plan even if it has been highly successful

    Perfect!
  • cavia
    cavia Posts: 457 Member
    Forget ATG! Quarter squats are good enough!
  • NicoleisQuantized
    NicoleisQuantized Posts: 344 Member
    Detoxes are legit. If you can do a 40 day water cleanse, you're basically Jesus and will be the master of weight loss.

    Go to UVA.

    LMAO
  • JasonT1973
    JasonT1973 Posts: 229 Member
    1) Eating while you exercise will make the food not count

    2) Don't eat anything with sugar, sugar is a corporate conspiracy to kill us all diabetes

    3) Don't sweat! it is bad for your pores!!!

    4) Stop doing squat and lunges!! Dudes like you *kitten* flat or droopy
  • basedweightloser
    basedweightloser Posts: 4
    pizza is vegetables so you can have pizza and salad at same time
  • gmallan
    gmallan Posts: 2,099 Member
    Oh you gained 10lbs on vacation.... must be the sodium

    Oh you gained 10lbs in a week, have you been doing resistance work? Yes, then don't worry you've probably just put on muscle.
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
    work out till either you puke or pass out
  • swthrtsmrf
    swthrtsmrf Posts: 384
    Following because this cracked me up!
  • MerdiJune
    MerdiJune Posts: 68
    The louder you grunt at the gym shows your power.

    Well, it's the same with tennis, isn't it? The more noise you make while hitting the ball, the better you are. At least that's what watching pro. tennis has taught me.
  • CherylP67
    CherylP67 Posts: 772 Member
    Since chocolate is made from cocoa and cocoa comes from a tree (which is a plant), chocolate counts as a salad.

    It's working for me!
  • anaconda469
    anaconda469 Posts: 3,477 Member
    Eating bread will kill you
    Drinking Pepsi, Coke or other drinks loaded with sugar will give you flabby muscles
    Bike riding is not exercise
    eating meat is bad for your diet
    Believe Dr Oz he knows everything!
  • cstoney2013
    cstoney2013 Posts: 167 Member
    Dont EVER EVER EVER squat...that ****s bad for your knees and junk...lmao :laugh:

    Yes you should stop! I have done them since I was 16 and now at 45 it is a miracle I am not in a wheelchair... the hammer was ready to fall with each squat..
  • RunningForeverMama
    RunningForeverMama Posts: 261 Member
    If you're discouraged and feel like giving up just give up already. Don't just keep trying, you might eventually be successful.

    Never, under any circumstances, eat anything bad, even if it fits in your calories for the day and it's your grandma's 100th birthday. All your work will be ruined!
  • aubrie917
    aubrie917 Posts: 41 Member
    Some of you people are really frustrating. Quite honestly. Some of the things you believe to be wrong are ridiculous. Such as the woman who believes that sodas and artificial sweeteners are not bad for you. Wow. GO MURICA.

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