Give people REALLY bad advice!!!

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  • supplemama
    supplemama Posts: 1,956 Member
    Eat as much salt as you want because all you have to do is drink a cup of water and it will flush it all out!
  • tootoop224
    tootoop224 Posts: 281 Member
    Make sure you always lick knives clean.
    Test how hot coffee is with your tongue.
    Get married.


    That about sums up the worst advice possible!!!!!!! AHAHA
    You know that means something different when you begin with the "A" instead of the "H", right?:wink:
  • AIZZO4
    AIZZO4 Posts: 404 Member
    You should care what strangers think about you.
  • l0sing_it
    l0sing_it Posts: 67
    Cross fit is the quickest way to lose weight.

    Watch your water intake. If you drink too much water, your body will become toxic and you can die from 'water poisoning'. Don't forget to substitute with plenty of gatorade and red bulls to keep your energy high between meals.

    If you are eating right and exercising you should be losing 5-10lbs a week. If you are not, then your digestive system is clogged. You need to buy a detox kit to flush out the extra 'mass'.

    Stretching is highly overrated. It just adds more time to your workout and makes your metabolism slower.

    Diet foods are the best foods to consume. They give you more energy and have just as much nutrients as fresh veggies anyways.

    Always eat something within 5 min of a workout. Your body will go into 'starvation mode' if you wait too long after eating and you will only burn the muscle you gained during the workout.

    Results typically take 1-3 days. If you do not notice anything after a week, you are doing something wrong and you need to reassess your eating and workout routines.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    here's a whole bunch of bad advice I keep on reading on here.....

    - do a juice fast to kick start your diet
    - do a cleanse to kick start your diet
    - do some other kind of semi-starvation fad diet to kick start your diet
    - avoid doing squats and lunges because they make your legs bulky
    - don't do 30 day shred while eating at a deficit because it makes you bulky
    - pilates makes your muscles longer
    - don't go running it gives you bulky legs
    - take Alli, because avoiding explosive, uncontrollable oily diarrhoea is a really good incentive to stick to the diet that would produce the same result without the threat of explosive, uncontrollable oily diarrhoea if you didn't take alli
    - raspberry ketones
    - eat like a caveman - from people who have never studied palaeoanthropology and have no clue what palaeolithic people actually ate and if they did they wouldn't want to eat it
    - don't eat wheat because it's not paleo, eat bananas instead :noway: (see the above point) oh and the fact that palaeolithic protein powder even exists. Not technically bad advice but :noway: http://cavepeopleandstuff.wordpress.com/2013/08/31/palaeolithic-protein-powder/
    - lose weight by injecting yourself with extract of pregnant women's urine and eating an 800 cals/day diet
    - if you eat 1199 calories a day you will go into starvation mode and start gaining fat even if you're eating at a deficit. But if you eat 1200 calories a day you'll be totally fine and dandy.
    - it's totally healthy for an active 20 year old woman whose size is within the normal range for our species to eat only 1200 calories a day and anyone who says otherwise is an "eat more bully"
    - there's no point in exercising if you eat back exercise calories
    - if you do men's push-ups or lift dumbbells that are heavier than 5lb, your uterus will fall out
    - don't move around, you might get bulky
    - raspberry ketones
    - ignore all the haters who say this won't work, they're just meanies, just because it didn't work for them doesn't mean it won't work for you, we're all different. There's a gadzillion to one chance that you're the first animal in 650 million years of animal evolution whose body works the way it would have to work for what you're trying to do to actually result in you getting the physique you want, so don't let anyone tell you that it won't work!!
  • BikerGirlElaine
    BikerGirlElaine Posts: 1,631 Member
    It's OK to spit into the wind.

    You can tug on Superman's cape.

    Go ahead and pull the mask off the Lone Ranger.
  • RllyGudTweetr
    RllyGudTweetr Posts: 2,019 Member
    It's OK to spit into the wind.

    You can tug on Superman's cape.

    Go ahead and pull the mask off the Lone Ranger.
    Don't forget to mess around with Jim.
  • Lleldiranne
    Lleldiranne Posts: 5,516 Member
    It's OK to spit into the wind.

    You can tug on Superman's cape.

    Go ahead and pull the mask off the Lone Ranger.
    Don't forget to mess around with Jim.

    You beat me to it! :tongue:
  • Lleldiranne
    Lleldiranne Posts: 5,516 Member
    Walking at a nice, leisurely pace is a good calorie burner. So is cleaning your house and putting away groceries.

    (Caveat: Unless you are very overweight and/or out of shape, but only if it doesn't make you breathe heavy and get all sweaty and tired, and even then it's probably the best exercise anyway :tongue:)
  • Lleldiranne
    Lleldiranne Posts: 5,516 Member
    I just keep thinking of things this morning …

    You should lose weight before starting exercise. This counts double for weight lifting or resistance training. Get to your goal first, then worry about looking good.
  • jdm_taco
    jdm_taco Posts: 999 Member
    The worst she can say is no.

    That's good advice. Friend once told me "closed mouth don't get fed." Best advice I have ever heard.
  • bekdavis
    bekdavis Posts: 290 Member
    muscle weighs more than fat.

    Bull *kitten* -- 5lbs of muscle weighs the same as 5lbs of fat.
  • gerard54
    gerard54 Posts: 1,107 Member
    Watch Miley Cyrus on the vmas...
  • Just_Scott
    Just_Scott Posts: 1,766 Member
    If you find it on the internet, it is true

    Sugar is evil

    Everyone is unique like a snowflake

    Use kik to get friendly reminders from people who do not want junk shots

    Post junk shots on MFP the mods like this

    sidesteel and Sara know nothing when it comes to eating healthy and muscle gain

    taunto ought to be trusted with your youngest child

    drink large quantities of Pepto Bismal for a cheap enima

    fast for 90 hours and type in your results..
  • VBnotbitter
    VBnotbitter Posts: 820 Member
    Listen to your body

    If you want to prove you are right on the forums use YouTube
  • herblackwings39
    herblackwings39 Posts: 3,930 Member
    Add whiskey to your recovery drinks for muscle growth. :noway:

    ...there's supposed to be something in your recovery drinks besides whiskey?!
  • thesifter
    thesifter Posts: 107 Member
    Zija!!!! (sorry)
  • NaughtyinCali
    NaughtyinCali Posts: 38
    Kale pieces baked in the oven, taste better then regular potatoe chips! We know without a doubt, that injecting HCG is completely safe...for men! ALL women look great in thong underwear, thats why they make them in 3X! Your less likely to overeat while watching tv, cause you'll get distracted by the tv show and forget to eat.
  • RaggedyPond
    RaggedyPond Posts: 1,487 Member
    Bikinis look good on everyone.
  • desertSNOUT
    desertSNOUT Posts: 175
    Liquor has no calories and you can imbibe at will to occupy time between meals!
  • raneylfrick
    raneylfrick Posts: 380 Member
    Do it naturally...with THIS pill

    Parenting...You're doing it right

    Give her advice.... (NEVER give a woman something she can't wear that evening! -Wilde)

    And, for God's sake, would you please settle down and get married!
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Toilet water has reduced calories from regular water.
  • thesifter
    thesifter Posts: 107 Member
    Look clever on the boards by using "then" when you mean "than"
  • thesifter
    thesifter Posts: 107 Member
    Look clever on the boards by using "then" when you mean "than"
    correct people's grammar ... :noway:
  • alanp96
    alanp96 Posts: 6
    Eat cake to lose weight :o)
    haha
  • SezxyStef
    SezxyStef Posts: 15,268 Member
    Never quit smoking because you WILL Gain weight it's inevitable.
    Blame everything but excess calories and too little exercise for your weight
    ***this could be a list on it's own
    Use BMI as a measure of what you should weigh
    only do 10 days of 30DS because you get bulky after that
    Question/dismiss someone's advice because of their age


    As for the Lose vs Loose and then vs than....guilty...I misuse these words to the point I try not to use them anymore...doesn't make me uneducated just means I don't remember the rules from elementary school that was 30 years ago...:sad: :sad: :blushing: :blushing:
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Always no that proper grammer makes you better then others.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    The crunchy shell of a walnut contains the most nutrients and fiber.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    The acids in soda helps break down food quicker to their nutrients, so make sure to have a full 12 ounces minimum with every meal or snack.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Slapping a person's butt is an excellent way to make new friends.

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