Do not eat sandwiches

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  • Laststand2011
    Laststand2011 Posts: 42 Member
    Creme Fraiche' - literally 'fresh cream', used to denote a slightly soured cream product
    Fleur (not Fluer) de Sel - 'Flower of Salt' - very high quality, hand-harvested salt.

    The mind may be monoglot, but the body is not.

    this.
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
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    This is all I've got to add to the discussion.

    my **** just moved.
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
    I know I shouldn't....but I love me some sammich.
  • c8linmarie
    c8linmarie Posts: 358 Member
    OP, after reading your post, I have now been sandwich-free for over 30 minutes!!


    YAY, me!!


    I shall take your thoughts under advisement and will not have another one ... until I'm hungry again.
  • amsipub
    amsipub Posts: 84 Member
    You do know that how we break down foods in our stomach is through acid fluid, right? I'm thinking you need to take a few biology and chemistry classes before making such an off-based statement. Don't be so proud of your ignorance. It's very unbecoming.
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    I want a sandwich. OP can you make me a natural one? aka from the kitchen.

    I would never participate in such an activity, go find a sandwich harlot elsewhere!
  • GGDaddy
    GGDaddy Posts: 289 Member
    This entire post is bull****. Dihydrogen Monoxide is water (H2O). I'm sure someone has already pointed this out but I didn't feel like reading through 10 pages of posts

    Look, no kidding the Big Hydrogen manufacturers try to water Dihydrogen Monoxide down to make these chemicals less potent, but no thank you sir. I'll keep my Precious Bodilfy Fluids just the way they are thank you very much.
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    You do know that how we break down foods in our stomach is through acid fluid, right? I'm thinking you need to take a few biology and chemistry classes before making such an off-based statement. Don't be so proud of your ignorance. It's very unbecoming.

    I typically heat my sandwiches in an autoclave machine? Is this acceptable?
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    You do know that how we break down foods in our stomach is through acid fluid, right? I'm thinking you need to take a few biology and chemistry classes before making such an off-based statement. Don't be so proud of your ignorance. It's very unbecoming.


    'WOOSH'!
  • GGDaddy
    GGDaddy Posts: 289 Member
    You do know that how we break down foods in our stomach is through acid fluid, right? I'm thinking you need to take a few biology and chemistry classes before making such an off-based statement. Don't be so proud of your ignorance. It's very unbecoming.

    Acid Reflux--obviously the body trying to get rid of the unnatural acid so that can digest organically. Who's the ignorant one?
  • RivenV
    RivenV Posts: 1,667 Member
    You do know that how we break down foods in our stomach is through acid fluid, right? I'm thinking you need to take a few biology and chemistry classes before making such an off-based statement. Don't be so proud of your ignorance. It's very unbecoming.


    'WOOSH'!

    Lol for days.
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    Satire that clearly isn't recognized as satire shows the authors shortcomings and lack of effectiveness. Just a sweeping generalization ;)

    The OP was pretty obvious IMO.
  • _errata_
    _errata_ Posts: 1,653 Member
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    This thread is making me hungry. And have less faith in humanity.
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    You do know that how we break down foods in our stomach is through acid fluid, right? I'm thinking you need to take a few biology and chemistry classes before making such an off-based statement. Don't be so proud of your ignorance. It's very unbecoming.

    Acid Reflux--obviously the body trying to get rid of the unnatural acid so that can digest organically. Who's the ignorant one?

    Excellent point, we should confer on future studies.
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    I've come to the conclusion that some of the naysayers in this thread are bots created by Big Sandwich. We should start asking them trivia questions to assess their comprehension abilities.
  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
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  • _errata_
    _errata_ Posts: 1,653 Member
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  • RivenV
    RivenV Posts: 1,667 Member
    I've come to the conclusion that some of the naysayers in this thread are bots created by Big Sandwich. We should start asking them trivia questions to assess their comprehension abilities.

    Big Sandwich killed my family.
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
    The answer is in this video: http://youtu.be/BQ4lc7qHamo
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I was leaking methane yesterday. It was horrible. Just HORRIBLE!
  • Ophidion
    Ophidion Posts: 2,065 Member
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    LMFAO!!!
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    You do know that how we break down foods in our stomach is through acid fluid, right? I'm thinking you need to take a few biology and chemistry classes before making such an off-based statement. Don't be so proud of your ignorance. It's very unbecoming.

    I typically heat my sandwiches in an autoclave machine? Is this acceptable?

    Pirates? You're eating sandwiches?

    I thought it was just a coincidence when I found that subway wrapper in your pocket. WTH? I TRUSTED YOU!
  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
    The answer is in this video: http://youtu.be/BQ4lc7qHamo

    This is the new RickRolling. RonRolling.
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
    It does beg the following question: http://youtu.be/vGfTLb6RFk0?t=21s
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    I've come to the conclusion that some of the naysayers in this thread are bots created by Big Sandwich. We should start asking them trivia questions to assess their comprehension abilities.

    Big Sandwich killed my family.

    I'm looking into filing a class action. Share your story
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    October 14, 2013.

    write this date down.

    it's the date that the fate of humanity was sealed.

    :frown:
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    I just waiting for the cauliflower substitute for the sammiches. Can someone just PM that to me when that happens? Mmmmmkay....thanks!
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
    Not sure if the author of this post is a troll or just dumb. :noway:

    Theoretically, if you couldn't tell, the intellectual failure might lie elsewhere.

    Quoted for WIN. lol
  • SkinnyBubbaGaar
    SkinnyBubbaGaar Posts: 389 Member
    Actually, the evil plot all started with this dude...

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    Lord John Montagu - the 4th Earl of Sandwich.

    Lore is that he first invented/popularized the modern sandwich by having his servants retrieve him meat between slices of bread to sustaining him during marathon gambling sessions where he did not wish to leave the gaming tables in order to retire to the dining hall for meals.
  • _errata_
    _errata_ Posts: 1,653 Member
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