Do not eat sandwiches
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Dihydrogen Monoxide is H2O
I would hope my produce is sprayed with copious amounts of that.
Di meaning 2 Hydrogen molecules
Mono meaning one Oxygen moleculer
this equals H2O
hahaha anyone who took basic chemistry in school should know this0 -
Actually, the evil plot all started with this dude...
Lord John Montagu - the 4th Earl of Sandwich.
Lore is that he first invented/popularized the modern sandwich by having his servants retrieve him meat between slices of bread to sustaining him during marathon gambling sessions where he did not wish to leave the gaming tables in order to retire to the dining hall for meals.
OMG, how did he pee?0 -
Dihydrogen Monoxide is H2O
I would hope my produce is sprayed with copious amounts of that.
Di meaning 2 Hydrogen molecules
Mono meaning one Oxygen moleculer
this equals H2O
hahaha anyone who took basic chemistry in school should know this
I only took sex ed so I wasn't aware. thanks for the explanation!0 -
Dihydrogen Monoxide is H2O
I would hope my produce is sprayed with copious amounts of that.
Di meaning 2 Hydrogen molecules
Mono meaning one Oxygen moleculer
this equals H2O
hahaha anyone who took basic chemistry in school should know this
Do I have to repeat myself?!
I invented four elements. I know more about chemesting than anyone else in this thread and as an expert of chemicalstry I can authoritively say that all chemicals are dangerous0 -
KFC. It's called a Double Down and is a standard menu item.
This is all I've got to add to the discussion.
OMG, where can I get one of those?
I'm in big trouble. lol0 -
Actually, the evil plot all started with this dude...
Lord John Montagu - the 4th Earl of Sandwich.
Lore is that he first invented/popularized the modern sandwich by having his servants retrieve him meat between slices of bread to sustaining him during marathon gambling sessions where he did not wish to leave the gaming tables in order to retire to the dining hall for meals.
Must.Defend.My. FL.on MFP......Noooo Nooooo Nooooo. It was the Arabs that started it! They were stuffing their meat in pita bread loooong before Brit here!0 -
Look, the inventor of sandwiches doesn't matter. In reality it was probably a conglomerate of evil people from all over the world. Possibly the Hellfire Club. What matter is getting sandwiches out of our homes, schools and mouths now!0
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Do we make exceptions for healthy dark chocolate natural vanilla ice cream sandwiches? If not I may have to go on a hunger strike :frown:
That just invoked a dangerous influx of dihydrogen monoxide and amylase in my mouth! I am outing you as a Sandwich Corp hit man(person) umm...woman. !!
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Sandwiches killed my Mam, and tattooed my baby, he's in a gang now!
They are bad news. BAD. NEWS.
Down with Big Sandwich!0 -
LOL page 14....... impressive..... :drinker: Well just made a Big Ole Black Forest Ham and Swiss sandwich (my second sandwich of the day) and so far I am still alive..... Planning some chicken wraps for supper so finger crossed I survive the night.... Carry on.......0
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Oh wow, your post really made me laugh. of course it's good to watch what you're eating but it's also good to actually understand what's in there . Not everything that has a chemical name is dangerous. Every protein has a name that 'you' won't recognise. Trypsinogen and carboxypeptidases are not dangerous. hehe. They are made by your pancreas to break down protein. So their production is pretty vital. And with regard to radiation: ever heard oh photosynthesis? Every plant product you eat will have needed the sun's radiaton (*gasp*) in order to grow.0
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LOL page 14....... impressive..... :drinker: Well just made a Big Ole Black Forest Ham and Swiss sandwich (my second sandwich of the day) and so far I am still alive..... Planning some chicken wraps for supper so finger crossed I survive the night.... Carry on.......
What an insensetive thing to say in front of victims of sandwich use!0 -
'OP - please explain to me how beef jerky, peanut butter, wraps, and beer occur naturally....until you are eating nothing processed, don't belittle what others are eating.
I love that this is still happening 10 pages in! The internet never lets me down!
I was going off of the initial page - not going to sift through several pages.
It's just enough that you were going by the initial page. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Oh wow, your post really made me laugh. of course it's good to watch what you're eating but it's also good to actually understand what's in there . Not everything that has a chemical name is dangerous. Every protein has a name that 'you' won't recognise. Trypsinogen and carboxypeptidases are not dangerous. hehe. They are made by your pancreas to break down protein. So their production is pretty vital. And with regard to radiation: ever heard oh photosynthesis? Every plant product you eat will have needed the sun's radiaton (*gasp*) in order to grow.
I don't think we need your pseudoscience here.
I trust my pancreas and I know it wouldn't try to poison me with chemicals. You don't need to break down protein, it's already a powder!
And Photosynthesis?!? That sounds like a stretch to me, plants can't talk so you don't know what they think of the sun and it's evil radiation.0 -
Satire that clearly isn't recognized as satire shows the authors shortcomings and lack of effectiveness. Just a sweeping generalization
:huh: Not clearly recognized as satire? You had it right the first time! OP is DEADLY SERIOUS. She even has highly secretive documents!0 -
I just did a bunch of photosynthesizing on the Xerox machine.
What's your point?0 -
Satire that clearly isn't recognized as satire shows the authors shortcomings and lack of effectiveness. Just a sweeping generalization
:huh: Not clearly recognized as satire? You had it right the first time! OP is DEADLY SERIOUS. She even has highly secretive documents!
I do, I also have a large binder full of assorted papers that may be incriminating probably0 -
I was leaking methane yesterday. It was horrible. Just HORRIBLE!
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You have confirmed what I've always suspected. I'm going to forward this to every conspiracy-loving person in my email contacts. The truth must be known! I feel sorry for those who are too blind to see it!0
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You have confirmed what I've always suspected. I'm going to forward this to every conspiracy-loving person in my email contacts. The truth must be known! I feel sorry for those who are too blind to see it!
Spread the knowledge! Complacency against Big Sandwich will be the end of us!0 -
Dihydrogen Monoxide is H2O
I would hope my produce is sprayed with copious amounts of that.
Di meaning 2 Hydrogen molecules
Mono meaning one Oxygen moleculer
this equals H2O
hahaha anyone who took basic chemistry in school should know this
I shamelessly stole this gif. IMO it should be peppered throughout this entire epic thread.0 -
I cannot thank you enough for your courage and bravery to stand up to Big Sandwich. Your knowledge and your willingness to share in the face of danger has saved me numerous times today.
Right now, less than 7 feet from my desk, is a tray full of evil, mind distorting, body-destroying, truth-twisting sandwiches.
I applaud you as I sit and watch my evil coworkers unknowingly eat to their doom.
Edit due to spelling errors simply being in the vicinity of evil sandwiches...0 -
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I've been eating sandwiches for as long as I can remember. Someone should have told me! What will happen to me now? :sad:0
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I cannot thank you enough for your courage and bravery to stand up to Big Sandwich. Your knowledge and your willingness to share in the face of danger has saved me numerous times today.
Right now, less than 7 feet from my desk, is a tray full of evil, mind distorting, body-destroying, truth-twisting sandwiches.
I applaud you as I sit and watch my evil coworkers unknowingly eat to their doom.
Edit due to spelling errors simply being in the vicinity of evil sandwiches...
Your testimonial will go a long way to helping others. One day sandwiches will no longer be negligently handed out in the workplace. We realised the folly of smoking cigarette and doing Mexican blow in the office, sandwiches will soon follow.0 -
:grumble: :grumble: :grumble: :grumble:0
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I've been eating sandwiches for as long as I can remember. Someone should have told me! What will happen to me now? :sad:
I'm sorry to hear you were exposed to sandwiches at such an early age.
However there is hope. Stay strong. Say no to sandwiches0 -
Dihydrogen Monoxide is H2O
I would hope my produce is sprayed with copious amounts of that.
Di meaning 2 Hydrogen molecules
Mono meaning one Oxygen moleculer
this equals H2O
hahaha anyone who took basic chemistry in school should know this
I shamelessly stole this gif. IMO it should be peppered throughout this entire epic thread.
It still can be if everyone who has replied goes back and edits their posts to include it 0 -
This is going to a part 2 isn't it ??:laugh:0
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Still not gonna give up on my brown bread sandwiches otherwise I wouldn't have anything to eat at lunch for work0
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