The thread where people give really bad running advice!
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Always answer your phone, you may miss an important call.0
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Wear a S&M mask to your races. It reduces drag, thereby shaving valuable minutes off of your finish time.0
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Make sure you start off with a really fast pace. It will intimadate everyone behind you when you sprint that first half mile.0
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make sure to take laxatives the night before a big race! Don't want to have bathroom problems in the morning!0
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Your first ever fitness/running goal should be to complete a marathon ...0
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Ladies with weak pelvic floors! Never wear black running pants. Make sure you wear a colour that highlights every drop of wee so that everyone can share with you. Particularly so the race photographer can document it for the whole internet world to see (yep. For real).0
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Make sure at all winter races, in the rain, cold, wind to have your children waiting at several spots along the course - best if a marathon so they are particularly miserable for close to four hours.0
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If you find yourself need to relieve yourself mid race, wait until you are either in front of the camera's, or in front of the in-laws...0
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For practice, go up behind a street cop, smack them on the *kitten*, and run away.0
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Look down at your feet to make sure you are striking correctly.0
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People love running with dogs, so bring all of yours.... especially to the REALLY large races. You'll make lots and lots of friends.0
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This whole thing is cracking me up!0
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Trip people so you can win.0
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Couch to 5k runners should repeat Week 4 until they feel ready for the 20 minute run.0
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Run on all fours... It works for cheetahs...0
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Running at anything slower than race-pace isn't making you faster.
Go all out, or don't run.0 -
For the women...... stopping in the middle of the race course to pee is perfectly acceptable behavior as long as you don't leave your used toilet paper on the road.0
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Headphones for music are so last year. Wear Bluetooth speakers so everyone can listen to your inspirational music!0
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Jump the gun. Take shourtcut's - as many as possible, it's fine no one will ever know...0
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You can measure the temperature by looking outside through your window and then dress according to what it looks like. Don't bother checking the actual weather forecast.
(I do this all the freaking time though and end up with way too much or little to wear, duh :laugh:)0
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