"No woman should ever lift more than 3lbs"

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  • progressnotperfection84
    progressnotperfection84 Posts: 122 Member
    Someone is failing on their failboat again!
  • rhondadwyer69
    rhondadwyer69 Posts: 74 Member
    Your first mistake was watching Piers Morgan!

    AGREE!!!!
  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
    That's hilarious. My step mother recently told me that I shouldn't help the boys lift heavy boxes and things because my uterus could fall out.

    ... dead freakin serious.

    :laugh: Dumb people are everywhere! :laugh:

    ETA: I must have an adamantium uterus, because I've been lifting heavy things for years and I'm still fully intact. :wink:
  • Dragonwolf
    Dragonwolf Posts: 5,600 Member
    That's hilarious. My step mother recently told me that I shouldn't help the boys lift heavy boxes and things because my uterus could fall out.

    ... dead freakin serious.

    :noway:

    I....but....

    *walks away shaking head*

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  • Icoza87
    Icoza87 Posts: 111 Member
    That's hilarious. My step mother recently told me that I shouldn't help the boys lift heavy boxes and things because my uterus could fall out.

    ... dead freakin serious.

    :laugh: Dumb people are everywhere! :laugh:

    ETA: I must have an adamantium uterus, because I've been lifting heavy things for years and I'm still fully intact. :wink:

    I now use this everytime my boyfriend asks me to do something like laundry...

    "But... what if my uterus falls out?" :flowerforyou:
  • Dragonwolf
    Dragonwolf Posts: 5,600 Member
    That's hilarious. My step mother recently told me that I shouldn't help the boys lift heavy boxes and things because my uterus could fall out.

    ... dead freakin serious.

    :laugh: Dumb people are everywhere! :laugh:

    ETA: I must have an adamantium uterus, because I've been lifting heavy things for years and I'm still fully intact. :wink:

    I now use this everytime my boyfriend asks me to do something like laundry...

    "But... what if my uterus falls out?" :flowerforyou:

    You know, now that I think about it, I know more than a few women who would find their uterus falling out to be a boon...
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    You know, now that I think about it, I know more than a few women who would find their uterus falling out to be a boon...

    do they make colostomy bags for them?

    uterousomy bags?
  • DrMAvDPhD
    DrMAvDPhD Posts: 2,097 Member
    Can anyone find a single picture of this Tracy Anderson's stomach/body that has been photoshopped to the point she looks plastic?
  • jacklis
    jacklis Posts: 280 Member
    That's hilarious. My step mother recently told me that I shouldn't help the boys lift heavy boxes and things because my uterus could fall out.

    ... dead freakin serious.

    :laugh: Dumb people are everywhere! :laugh:

    ETA: I must have an adamantium uterus, because I've been lifting heavy things for years and I'm still fully intact. :wink:

    I now use this everytime my boyfriend asks me to do something like laundry...

    "But... what if my uterus falls out?" :flowerforyou:

    no uterus here, so I'm cleared for take off.
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
    I watched one of her "workout" videos, (10 seconds of my life ruined). That woman is a *kitten* and has a face like a melted shoe.

    I just laughed so hard over this I had a coughing spell. lol
  • GameOfPounds
    GameOfPounds Posts: 128 Member
    "...because it won't get you the body you want and it results in injury". That's what Tracy Anderson just said on Piers Morgan Live...I swear...how can she be so successful in her business and trusted by so many people? :huh:

    i better leave my purse at home then...

    You can hire someone to carry it for you duh..jks haha
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member

    OMG! I can't fit into my super-skinny jeans anymore, because I actually have some meat on my legs!!

    Seriously...the fashion industry needs to go die in a fire...

    QFT
  • cats847
    cats847 Posts: 131
    Personally, I try to stay in the 2.9998 lb range of weight lifting. The whole 3 lbs seems a bit risky.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    Personally, I try to stay in the 2.9998 lb range of weight lifting. The whole 3 lbs seems a bit risky.

    you're really pushing the boat out... be careful... that extra 0.0008lb might make the diffference between your uterus remaining inside your body, or not.
  • ziggiezambi
    ziggiezambi Posts: 253
    I think my new cell phone case weighs more than that.... better hire a man to text all my post from here out... also I will will take off my shoes and quit drinking water, water weight. Don't want to strain myself.
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
    She talks about detoxing on her site. That's how smart she is :laugh:
  • determinedbutlazy
    determinedbutlazy Posts: 1,941 Member
    Mind blown.
  • kelly_e_montana
    kelly_e_montana Posts: 1,999 Member
    saving to read later
  • JHB2011
    JHB2011 Posts: 153 Member
    what the fuuuuuuuuuuck

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